107th Obsequious Banter Thread: Ugly Sweaters Edition

[Runner77]

 

[Runner77]

More to the story.



You can clearly see a streaming puddle making its way to the guy standing behind. If he dares step aside to avoid the piss stream, he risks joining the departed journalists.

A champ user comment: “when urine the moment”

Another user chimed in with "fellow left-sider"

Another: "And the band played on"

And yet another added:

“this is the funniest damn thing all week.
The masks
The wet pant leg
The streaming piss-puddle
The belated look down
The camera re-direct to some bad ass in jogger pants and the middle-school band playing the world’s worst national anthem on a kazoo”

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Appleyard and @Runner77 didn’t kill themselves.

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

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I feel seen.

 

[Lord Defect]

I was really hoping it was going to say @Striiker was 12

 

[Striiker]

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I was really hoping it was going to say @Striiker was 12

What in the heck

 

[Lord Defect]

I feel seen.

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Should be ps5 acquisition

 

[Striiker]

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Hahahahahhahaha what the f*** is this

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

 

[Beef Invictus]

Send it my way. Or print stuff for my model airplanes and send them my way.

Edit. After more back reading I'm not a crazy person with an entire airport built in my basement and 150 model airplanes. I just need something to do with my hands while listening to podcasts and my wife says power tools aren't allowed in the house in the evening. Clearly she lacks grit and character.

Use power tools to improve her. During the day at first, of course.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I mean, it's not inaccurate. In much the same way that Augustus lived over a century ago.

 

[Beef Invictus]

 

[Beef Invictus]

Guys I think I've uncovered a massive conspiracy with the Flyers:

 

[Beef Invictus]

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

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@Beef Invictus

 

[Lord Defect]

I’ve unleashed monsters

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I feel seen.

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How do you post these in here?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

How do you post these in here?

I just took a screenshot and attached the image via the “attach files” button.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I have questions.

JojoTheWhale is a user on the HFboards website[1][2][3][4]. They are known for their love of the Philadelphia Eagles[1][2][3][4]. JojoTheWhale also appears to enjoy making limericks[5].

 

[Lord Defect]

I have questions.

You missed the chance you post another limerick here

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I have questions.

I searched you earlier, it said something like you enjoyed talking about Tony Pollard.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You missed the chance you post another limerick here

I checked my Twitter account. I have more questions.

RANCH is a Twitter account belonging to Martin Van Buren, a godless swamprat orc[1]. They joined Twitter in November 2012[2][1] and have posted tweets such as "Stop being weird”[3]. "You're a treasure and these wastes of oxygen are just trying to splash water on the sexy party"[4], and "This is a good point no staging env doesn't mean they deploy directly to prod without testing"[5].

 

[Striiker]

I think the AI likes me better than you guys