106th Obsequious Banter Thread: Halloween Edition of Two Ghosts

[Beef Invictus]

Speaking of scams...

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Even the mail headers look good:

ARC-Authentication-Results: i=1; mx.google.com;
dkim=pass [email protected] header.s=pp-dkim1 header.b=I9YDhP8+;
spf=pass (google.com: domain of [email protected] designates 173.0.84.228 as permitted sender) smtp.mailfrom=[email protected];
dmarc=pass (p=REJECT sp=REJECT dis=NONE) header.from=paypal.com
Return-Path: <[email protected]>
Received: from mx3.slc.paypal.com (mx3.slc.paypal.com. [173.0.84.228])
by mx.google.com with ESMTPS id

This is the third one of these that I've gotten in the last few months. I don't have a paypal account.

"Call us immediately to report to us the thing we reported to you"

 

[Striiker]

You guys ever think about how all the hair you’ve ever lost is somewhere in the world right now?

 

[Jack Straw]

"Call us immediately to report to us the thing we reported to you"

Also the email included this, which I assume is what an actual email from PayPal would say:

PayPal is committed to preventing fraudulent emails. Emails from PayPal will always contain your full name

The email didn't contain my full name. Or my name at all.

 

[BigToe]

You guys ever think about how all the hair you’ve ever lost is somewhere in the world right now?

 

[Superman33]

You guys ever think about how all the hair you’ve ever lost is somewhere in the world right now?

You high?

Cause I was high yesterday and started thinking about dogs, specifically their barks. Male or female, barks of the same breed sound the same. You can't tell if a dog is a male or a female based on their bark. So I decided kind of like how some people think all dogs are males and all cats are females of the same species, I'm going to start assigning genders to breeds of dogs. For example, all German Shepherds are male and all Dalmatians are female.

 

[Jack Straw]

You high?

Cause I was high yesterday and started thinking about dogs, specifically their barks. Male or female, barks of the same breed sound the same. You can't tell if a dog is a male or a female based on their bark. So I decided kind of like how some people think all dogs are males and all cats are females of the same species, I'm going to start assigning genders to breeds of dogs. For example, all German Shepherds are male and all Dalmatians are female.

 

[Lord Defect]

Had two thumbs? HAD?

Fever baby!

You high?

Cause I was high yesterday and started thinking about dogs, specifically their barks. Male or female, barks of the same breed sound the same. You can't tell if a dog is a male or a female based on their bark. So I decided kind of like how some people think all dogs are males and all cats are females of the same species, I'm going to start assigning genders to breeds of dogs. For example, all German Shepherds are male and all Dalmatians are female.

Make dogs have more bass and smell less like dog vagina.

 

[Superman33]

Don't let those red and blue collars fool you, all 101 of them were female.

Fever baby!


Make dogs have more bass and smell less like dog vagina.

If you have a fever, your severed thumb(s) is probably infected. Might want to get that checked out.

 

[Striiker]

You high?

Cause I was high yesterday and started thinking about dogs, specifically their barks. Male or female, barks of the same breed sound the same. You can't tell if a dog is a male or a female based on their bark. So I decided kind of like how some people think all dogs are males and all cats are females of the same species, I'm going to start assigning genders to breeds of dogs. For example, all German Shepherds are male and all Dalmatians are female.

Nah, I’ve never done any drugs or even drank any alcohol.

I was just thinking because I saw a video of someone whose hair had turned grey, so I started thinking about how eyebrows turn grey too. Then I thought about that means all the dark eyebrow hair must have fallen out at some point and then that must mean it has to be somewhere in the world, in some form, since it can’t just disappear. Now I’m thinking about how much hair I’ve had cut off in my life and where it all must be. I wonder if any of it is in an interesting place.

 

[Jack Straw]

Don't let those red and blue collars fool you, all 101 of them were female.

So where did all those cute puppies come from?

 

[Striiker]

So where did all those cute puppies come from?

They were drawn smh

 

[Jack Straw]

They were drawn smh

Kids today... smh.

 

[BigToe]

Nah, I’ve never done any drugs or even drank any alcohol.

I was just thinking because I saw a video of someone whose hair had turned grey, so I started thinking about how eyebrows turn grey too. Then I thought about that means all the dark eyebrow hair must have fallen out at some point and then that must mean it has to be somewhere in the world, in some form, since it can’t just disappear. Now I’m thinking about how much hair I’ve had cut off in my life and where it all must be. I wonder if any of it is in an interesting place.

@Starat327 what have you done to Striiker?

 

[Lord Defect]

Spoiler: Yellowstone

who’s going to shoot John Dutton?

 

[BernieParent]

Nah, I’ve never done any drugs or even drank any alcohol.

I was just thinking because I saw a video of someone whose hair had turned grey, so I started thinking about how eyebrows turn grey too. Then I thought about that means all the dark eyebrow hair must have fallen out at some point and then that must mean it has to be somewhere in the world, in some form, since it can’t just disappear. Now I’m thinking about how much hair I’ve had cut off in my life and where it all must be. I wonder if any of it is in an interesting place.

You do know that hair decomposes, right?

 

[Striiker]

You do know that hair decomposes, right?

Yeah into hair bits.

Where are my bits now? They could be anywhere.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

All matter that exists has always existed or something like that.

Don’t fact check me.

 

[Starat327]

@Starat327 what have you done to Striiker?

What? I fed him last week


...I think.

 

[Striiker]

Holy shit imagine if Shrek knew about the blooming onion at Outback Steakhouse

 

[Cody Webster]

Spoiler: Yellowstone

who’s going to shoot John Dutton?

Just got done watching season 4 like an hour ago. Will watch the new episode tomorrow. Can't wait, great show. Kind of disappointed it took me so long to start watching

 

[landsbergfan]

Nah, I’ve never done any drugs or even drank any alcohol.

I was just thinking because I saw a video of someone whose hair had turned grey, so I started thinking about how eyebrows turn grey too. Then I thought about that means all the dark eyebrow hair must have fallen out at some point and then that must mean it has to be somewhere in the world, in some form, since it can’t just disappear. Now I’m thinking about how much hair I’ve had cut off in my life and where it all must be. I wonder if any of it is in an interesting place.

I posted in the menu thread, but I eat all my hair so, no, I’ve never had to wonder where it went

 

[Striiker]

I posted in the menu thread, but I eat all my hair so, no, I’ve never had to wonder where it went

But you eat it, digest it, poop it, flush it, and then where does it go from there?

 

[Jack Straw]

But you eat it, digest it, poop it, flush it, and then where does it go from there?

 

[Superman33]

Nah, I’ve never done any drugs or even drank any alcohol.

I was just thinking because I saw a video of someone whose hair had turned grey, so I started thinking about how eyebrows turn grey too. Then I thought about that means all the dark eyebrow hair must have fallen out at some point and then that must mean it has to be somewhere in the world, in some form, since it can’t just disappear. Now I’m thinking about how much hair I’ve had cut off in my life and where it all must be. I wonder if any of it is in an interesting place.

Is that because you're a child? If I've got my Philly HFBoard people correct, I think you're around 14?

Either way, based on your "where does hair go" rabbit hole, I think you'd love a gummy.

So where did all those cute puppies come from?

Dalmatians (Female) plus Black Labs (Male) make more Dalmatians. The spots are a gene on the X chromosome so when they are born Female they get spots. The all black gene is on the Y chromosome and it is a dominate gene, always shows in males. Boom, and that is science.

They were drawn smh

Silly kid. Still thinks the story is just a cartoon.

 

[Striiker]

For a while. Then it moves on.

Maybe a bird picks up some to make a nest?

Is that because you're a child? If I've got my Philly HFBoard people correct, I think you're around 14?

Either way, based on your "where does hair go" rabbit hole, I think you'd love a gummy.

do not believe their slanderous lies

could a 14 year old do this?