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Darn. RIP
 

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Darn. RIP
Dammit.

I hope they bury him with a pencil thin mustache, the Boston Blackie kind. A two-tone Ricky Ricardo jacket and an autographed picture of Andy Devine.

R.I.P. :(
 

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While I don't expect anyone is waiting on this with baited breath, this month's classic radio archive post might be up tomorrow or Monday. I haven't had time the last week to assemble the one last piece of the collection so I'm working on that right now. It's a very specific, niche theme this month but I think it will be a) fun, b) interesting in the specific sense of the theme, c) interesting in the broader look it provides at the landscape of classic radio, or d) the kind of very narrow appeal that might only pique my interest outside of a couple of series inclusions and one particular other broadcast that represent peak pop culture.

But what could it possibly be? :laugh:

EDIT: this always said "tomorrow or Monday". There was never any suggestion that it might be complete tonight or tomorrow as the latest possible deadline. Monday was always a possibility. Anyone who says otherwise is a filthy liar.
 
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I just got LASIK on friday, what a life-changing and simple/painless procedure. I'm actually kinda mad I waited so long. Got a 2-for-1 deal at a top clinic that uses a Femto laser, so it was "bladeless". The entire actual procedure was under 10 mins, and most of that was waiting. The actual laser was one for maybe 45s total for both eyes (across two machines).

Highly recommended!

Marketing is the literal worst. It's intentionally vague enough to allow plausible deniability for the claims made while trying to get you to do something like "donate your car today" or "unlock your best writing." Normally the claims are so outlandish that anyone watching them should be instantly put off by the absurdness of it all and assume the company that ok'd the release of the advertisement is run by complete nincompoops.

Also, many of the menus online for ordering pizza places indicate "create your own" when they really mean "tell us what you want on your pizza instead of buying one of our preconfigured options." Not that they expect you to haul your ass into their location, slip on a hairnet and apron and start "creating your own pizza."
I work in marketing and ecommerce. I've written product pages that use the most basic claims and mildly catchy language that do millions in sales.

I think i'm a good writer, but I always have to remember how stupid the average person is and how easily they can be manipulated with simple language. Also, for the most part, the offer is what sells, not the copy.

Also, sorry to say, you missed a great seinfeld reference opportunity with that last line!
 

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I just got LASIK on friday, what a life-changing and simple/painless procedure. I'm actually kinda mad I waited so long. Got a 2-for-1 deal at a top clinic that uses a Femto laser, so it was "bladeless". The entire actual procedure was under 10 mins, and most of that was waiting. The actual laser was one for maybe 45s total for both eyes (across two machines).

Highly recommended!


I work in marketing and ecommerce. I've written product pages that use the most basic claims and mildly catchy language that do millions in sales.

I think i'm a good writer, but I always have to remember how stupid the average person is and how easily they can be manipulated with simple language. Also, for the most part, the offer is what sells, not the copy.

Also, sorry to say, you missed a great seinfeld reference opportunity with that last line!
Congrats on the LASIK!

Usually it's the "Call to Action" part on advertisements that really get under my skin. TV telling me to do this or that, call now, tell my doctor I need some bit of medication like I'm qualified to make that diagnosis... So demanding and I get the premise and that it works but it's f***ing painful to sit through. Like Bravo, they have MasterChef. I only ever watch Bravo for that show, but the ads and shows the ads are for are just so f***ing cringy and god awful. Viva la DVR! But even with the 30 second skip button and DVR I'm exposed to the beginning or ass end of an ad or two coming outta the commercial break. That's more than enough tho for me... ugh.



I've only watched Seinfeld all the way through once and caught bits and pieces randomly here and there. Not fluent. Found the clip tho. I'd totally forgotten about that episode. I would love a place where I could make my own pie...
 

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Here's an example of some stupid advertising:

Can't even report stupid NFL bullshit on hockey's future forum. Nincompoopery, I declare!

Makes me want to stop being a sponsor since they didn't bother giving me an "X" to click to make it go away. It's on every thread. I don't f***ing care about the NFL. Did this place get sold to ESPN?

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RIP. Boy that heavenly band is getting a lot of talent
I know Smash Mouth has become basically just a joke in the past ~20 years but Astro Lounge and Fush Yu Mang are still two of the best records of the 90s and were a huge influence on me as a musician and as an audio engineer. Damn shame to see how Steve's life turned out after the fame.
 

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RIP. Boy that heavenly band is getting a lot of talent
When Fush Yu Mang first came out(maybe a bit before), They did the smallest stage at a concert at the shoreline for what was 98.5(KOME) when it was an alternative station. It was the second concert I ever went to. They put on a good show, and the stage was really close to the garlic fry stand so it was a pretty good time. Sad the way that things progressed but I’ll always have some good memories of them.
 

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When Fush Yu Mang first came out(maybe a bit before), They did the smallest stage at a concert at the shoreline for what was 98.5(KOME) when it was an alternative station. It was the second concert I ever went to. They put on a good show, and the stage was really close to the garlic fry stand so it was a pretty good time. Sad the way that things progressed but I’ll always have some good memories of them.

Good music, ice-cold beer, and garlic fries. Speaking of 98.5, they need to bring Sharks hockey back onto 98.5 darn it.
 

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SEPTEMBER RELEASE: The Orson Welles Radio Collection

A few days later than intended, but here's the September batch of curated radio programs

For the uninitiated, here is a spoiler-tagged version of the original preamble from previous iterations of this project, including instructions on how to download the files. If you're not new then you can safely skip all of this.:

WHAT IS THIS POST?
As I've discussed previously in this thread, at the end of the regular season there was some discussion that started from an off-hand mention I made of listening to some old radio shows that turned into posting a few youtubes of such shows that in turn became multiple posters expressing interest in classic radio content.

Thus was born this idea where once a month I'm going to post a google drive link with maybe 3-7 GB of Old Time Radio (OTR) content from my collection free to download and listen as you see fit.

Yes I realize that actually loading content onto a device has somewhat gone the way of the dodo in favor of streaming directly from services like Spotify or even just Youtube, but I have actual files here because a) I like archiving stuff in case the streaming platform goes *poof* one day, b) I like not being tethered to internet access for times where I might be too far away from a stable wifi network or not want to use my phone data/might not want to use my phone itself (like when I'm cutting the lawn. If I drop an old MP3 player that I bought cheap off Amazon and it gets eaten by the mower that sucks but life goes on. If I do it to my phone that's a big loss), and c) having actual files gives me greater control over their info and sorting in terms of stuff like being tagged with correct info or having album art or whatever.

So below you will find a Google Drive link to a folder, which should be accessible to anyone. In there will be sub-folders for the shows I am sharing

WHY MIGHT YOU WANT TO GIVE THESE A LISTEN?
Because essentially these are no different than a modern dramatic/comedy podcast in terms of how they're delivering content. It's a 20-60 minute story or series of sketches or whatever that you can enjoy. The fact that these were a thing going back into the 1930s or beyond makes me laugh because I remember when podcasts started and they were all just "people talking about stuff" until someone hit on the idea of recording audio shows in podcast form and it was like this revelation of unexplored new content. Meanwhile there was anyone who's ever listened to OTR content saying "that's not new. That's how mass media entertainment first evolved beyond books. Contained audio dramas or comedy shows were a thing a century ago and only died out en masse into the 50s with the rise of television as the dominant home entertainment delivery vehicle.

Yes, it's a fair point that some of the acting is going to be a bit hammy. If you've ever watched old movies from the 30s to the 50s or 60s, when the school of acting was still largely driven by stage performances, you know what it's like. People emote hard, sometimes over-state things that could be left to subtext, and occasionally deliver hackey or cringey lines that sound ridiculous. And yes on occasion there's going to be some stuff that's a bit inappropriate or insensitive given the progression of racial or gender sensitivities in the last 80+ years. But there are also plenty of examples of relatively positive (or at least positive-for-their-day portrayals and some fun and interesting stories or legitimately hilarious jokes and comedy bits.

Basically if you ever find yourself in a place where you need some entertainment while driving/traveling, working outside, exercising, or any other time where you can't necessarily watch a screen, then this might be for you. An if it turns out this month isn't, maybe next month will be. It's a wide world of content out there.

HOW TO GET/USE THE FILES (& INFO ABOUT THEM)
Each month my available files will be placed in a google drive folder called Nem's OTR Collection, located here:


(I believe spoiler tags are missed by search engines and webcrawlers, so I'm hoping that this might help keep the link a little more focused to the direct audience here on HF)

In it you will find folders corresponding to each show I have made available, all formatted as "[OTR] <name of show> <years of production>"

The name structure is just so that when I have the folders in my content library they are grouped by type and easier to find. You're free to rename them however you want once downloaded.

If you want to download a whole show in one go, at the end of the subfolder name (exact positioning varies based on what view you're in, folder or list) is a little icon of 3 vertical dots. Click it and from there you should be able to select a "download" option.

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I believe google drive portions out folder downloads in chunks no bigger than 2GB at a time, zips them up into a compressed folder and then downloads that to wherever your browser downloads go on your computer (the dedicated download folder or you have to specify or whatever. I don't know, I'm not you :P) It will take a few seconds to compress the content into the requisite files and begin the download and then *boom* you've got the stuff on your computer. Open the compressed download files with Windows' innate ability to read zip files or with a program like WinZip or WinRAR if you have it and extract it and you will have a folder full of MP3 audio files of all the episodes that were available.

If you just want individual episodes or a few at a time, double-click the folder to open it up to its contents and from there you can pick and choose what to download, taking just a selection of episodes at a time.

From there it's just a matter of loading them into the player of your choice. You can copy them onto a device like your phone or an iPod/MP3 player, simply locate them in an audio player program/app like iTunes or Winamp, link them into your digital assistant/home audio system if it supports that (I don't have one, I don't know) or whatever you want.

If you don't have a player on your computer I recommend Winamp. It's free and historically has been pretty good for this sort of stuff.


If you're having any issues with making any of this work, let me know and I'll do my best to help

As for the files themselves, I have done my best to update their internal tags that would be used by most audio players and programs so that the will sort and display in a logically consistent way with appropriate information. Just to quickly run down how things should be formatted (I may not have been totally consistent on this):

Show/series titles are listed as the "album". For shows that existed with multiple titles over the years, or were titled with the sponsor in the name and changed each time the sponsor changed I default to a general, all-encompassing name. Ditto for shows that had multiple distinct runs separated by months or years and possibly the network they were on.

The "artist" for a show is usually the star or stars and will change as the primary role is recast (for example any episodes of The Saint not featuring Vincent Price will be credited to the actor playing Simon Templar for that episode instead of Price)

The "album artist" is a complete listing of the radio networks that broadcast the series across it's time on air. The individual network at the time for an episode is listed as the "composer" (because iTunes at least separates albums by album artist even if the album title itself is identical)

The "disc number" field is used to separate broadcast runs or seasons that have breaks in between if they exist.

Track Numbers are, wherever possible, set based on actual broadcast episode #s. so you may find that you play a show where the track numbers go 1, 2, 4, 6, 23, 45, etc. This is because the 3rd, 5th, 7th-22nd, 24th-44th episodes are all missing and unavailable. This won't always hold true though as some shows make it prohibitively difficult to source episode numbers.

The genre is always set to "Old Time Radio" to make the shows easily searchable in your library by genre.

Each album and episodes also have custom album art by me.

THIS MONTH'S THEME/SELECTION & SHOWS

As always the Google Drive is located here:


This month I have decided to do something a little different: rather than highlight a genre or series of related shows, we're focusing on the (relatively, availability permitting) radio contributions of just one man. But that man is one of the most iconic entertainers of his or any era: Orson Welles.

While Welles is most widely known for his celebrated filmography, some of his earliest widespread success came over the radio. And in fact Welles himself has gone on record as saying that while it was a hectic time and he largely used his radio earnings to continue funding the struggling Mercury Theatre's stage productions, he warmly remembers his radio work and values those days and performances as much as anything else in his career.

Welles' radio career lasted from the late 1930s until the early 1950s in an interestingly diverse variety of series. To give you the full Welles experience I have collected as much as I could assemble and hopefully verify the accuracy of.

Now, in a bit more detail, what are you getting in each show? (along with a YT episode preview):

The Shadow (1937)

(Death House Rescue, the earliest surviving Welles episode)

Welles' earliest starring gig on the Radio came as the original voice of the iconic Shadow. Adapted from Walter Gibson's tales in Street & Smith Magazine, the radio Shadow soon eclipsed the pulp novels in popularity and became the enduring depiction of the Shadow in spite of its numerous liberties taken with the source writing. In 1937 when the series first aired on the Mutual Radio Network, it was a young Orson Welles who was tapped to provide the voice of the protagonist, re-envisioned for radio as "wealthy young man-about-town" Lamont Cranston, who had traveled to the far reaches of the world to learn the strange and mysterious power to "cloud men's minds so they could not see him" in order to wage a singular war against crime outside the structure of law enforcement, who sought to bring the vigilante Shadow down, provided they can prove he even exists.

What's that? A rich idiot with no day job using his wealth, connections, and secret training to strike from the darkness and eliminate criminals while evading the frustrated grasp of the police and trading on his reputation as a rumored boogeyman who may not even exist? Man, this sounds really familiar... But from where? :laugh:

Yes, it's basically the story of Batman. But the Shadow didn't rip off the caped crusader. Rather it was The Shadow himself who served as one of Bob Kane and Bill Fingers' major inspirations for the character and story of Batman, along with the usually much more highlighted Zorro.

Welles' turn as the Shadow was relatively brief, lasting for only one initial fall-spring season and a separate summer run before he stepped down from the role to focus on his other endeavors and was replaced by a string of other actors who inherited the mysterious voice of the Shadow. but this will forever be remembered as one of his first big and significant roles.

Also of note for the Welles run as the Shadow is that the primary supporting role of "friend and constant companion" Margo Lane was played by fellow Mercury Theatre performer Agnes Moorhead. In these earliest episodes Margo defied genre convention and was just as likely to be an active aid to Lamont's quest as she was to end up captured and require rescuing. The show eventually settled into the traditional, somewhat cringey rut of making Margo weak, flighty, and pretty much unable to be left unsupervised lest she fall into evil clutches or hurt herself. But for a period in the early going she was a capable co-conspirator for the Shadow's adventures.

This collection includes 45 episodes of Welles year-long run in the role


The Mercury Theatre Collection

(Treasure Island from The Mercury Theatre on the Air. I'm not giving away War of the Worlds here :laugh:)

Welles' entertainment rise to prominence came at the helm of the Mercury Theatre, his independent repertory theatre company that he founded and ran from 1937 until 1946. Barely out of his teens, Welles had clashed with a federal body that was promoting the founding of theatrical and artistic groups in the 1930s as part of FDR's New Deal economic policies. Frustrated by the control and oversight of the program, Welles broke from the group and founded the Mercury Theatre in 1937, whereupon it almost immediately became one of the preeminent theatrical companies in New York City. Less than a year into their existence Welles was approached by radio networks to adapt their performances for the burgeoning radio entertainment industry, beginning a relationship with the radio that saw Welles and his Mercury cohort produce dozens of shows for radio over a 10 year period.

a) Mercury Theatre Presents Les Miserables (1937)

The first time the Mercury Theatre group found themselves on the air was in 1937 when the Mutual Network approached Welles about performing a seven-part adaptation of Victor Hugo's famous novel. Welles would produce and direct the series, which aired weekly from July until September of '37 and garnered rave reviews (I've seen it on modern lists highlighting the best adaptations of the novel/play across any medium)

b) The Mercury Shakespeare (1938)

Not exactly a radio program, but included for the sake of completeness and because it's available, in 1938 the theatre undertook a series of adaptations of Shakespeare plays at the behest of a former teacher of Welles from his boyhood. The result was a series of recorded performances as well as a set of short-form adaptation scripts of the plays suitable for school performances.

included are 5 performances, running 40 minutes to an hour and 45 minutes and featuring the likes of Julius Caesar, Twelfth Night, The Merchant of Venice, and Macbeth.

c) Mercury Theatre on the Air (1938)

A year after his radio debut, Welles and the Mercury got their biggest break with this series. The series ran on CBS without a sponsor for 22 weeks from July to December of 1938 with the company covering a wide array of notable novels, novellas, plays, and short stories all adapted for the hour time slot provided to them. It was in this run that Welles performed what is widely considered to be his most notable and important contribution to radio history when, fittingly enough the night before Halloween, the group performed an adaptation of H.G. Welles' "The War of the Worlds."

Though the stories of mass hysteria and panic are probably apocryphal and grossly overstated for the sake of publicity and spectacle, the success of the performance was such that it attracted a sponsor for the company's radio efforts and led to the end of this series and the beginning of the next.

Of the 22 episodes produced 18 survive and are presented here for you to enjoy. Yes, that includes The War of the Worlds.

If you're interested, the missing episodes would've featured Jane Eyre (this one is known to have been lost because Welles irreparably damaged the original recording while using it to prepare for his role in the 1943 film adaptation), Oliver Twist, Clarence (from a novel by Booth Tarkington) and The Bridge of San Luis Rey (from a novel by Thornton Wilder)

d) The Campbell Playhouse (1938-1940)

Having secured sponsorship funding from Campbells Soup as a result of the previous series' success, the group continued to adapt significant literary works for radio performance. However the presence of a sponsor meant additional oversight and Welles found himself frequently clashing with the studio and sponsor mandated liaison, who often rejected the darker and more serious works Welles wanted to perform in favor of lighter and more popular fare. In March of 1940 Campbell's contract with the Mercury Theatre wrapped up with a performance of Jane Eyre (which was one of the instance in which Welles was overruled. He wanted to perform a different work but it was rejected and the company's familiar adaptation of Jane Eyre was used instead) and Welles vowed never to deal with these sponsorship headaches again. Unfortunately for him this would not always be possible as he would routinely be called back to the lure of sponsor money which he could use to keep the theatre group and his other projects afloat.

e) The Orson Welles Show - Presented by Lady Esther (1941-42)

A year removed from his dispute with Campbell, Welles and some (but not all) of the Mercury performers returned to the radio in a new format. Sponsored by Lady Esther Cosmetics, the show which was alternately called The Orson Welles Show, Orson Welles and his Mercury Theatre, and The Lady Esther show, was more of a variety format series which presented short dramatic adaptations and scenes across many different genres and origins. Besides plays, cast members might simply read excerpts of books, plays, or poems, perform musical numbers, or simply comment on a topic (including most famously sequences where Welles would banter about random topics with voice actor Cliff Edwards using the voice in which he performed Jiminy Cricket for Disney's Pinocchio). However the series was not terribly successful and ran for 19 episodes between September of 1941 and February of 1942 before wrapping up when Welles was called off on filmmaking and entertainment projects at the behest of the government (no, really. FDR asked Welles to travel to South America and help produce a picture in an effort to foster stronger relations between North and South America. This will be touched on again in a later collection)

f) Orson Welles' Radio Almanac (1944)

Airing form January to July of 1944 after several years off the air, Welles returned with his "Radio Almanac", a variety program that featured music, comedy, dramatic performances, commentaries, and anything in between (it was a slightly reduced version of a stage show the Mercury did, called Mercury Wonder Theatre). It was often performed at US Military camps to entertain the troops in the thick of World War II.

However this show found itself in possession of a smaller audience as it was broadcast from the west coast of the US and was not picked up to be carried across the country. As a result only people from California to as far east as Colorado ended up hearing the program and its ratings suffered. Welles was also known to once again clash with sponsors, especially Mobil, who objected to some of Welles choices of guests and offered "helpful" suggestions for sketches and guest cast members. For instance, it was known that when jazz legend Duke Ellington performed on the show that Mobil had suggested he appear in a sketch playing Welles' servant. Welles was not amused and in part because of these fights the sponsors became more disinterested in the show and eventually it collapsed under the weight of its strife.

However in its time the show was in part responsible for the rise of jazz, especially New Orleans jazz in the 1940s as it featured a house band composed of many of the heavyweights of the jazz scene of the day.

g) Mercury Summer Theatre of the Air (1946)

The last hurrah for the Mercury Theatre was this summer production of 15 weeks in 1946. In spite of bearing the Mercury Theatre name, most of the cast were not Mercury regulars as the theatre company had already disbanded prior to the series' commencement. However over the course of its 3 months on the air, many former Mercury members would show up for guest spots in several shows.

The show was a return to the familiar format of adapting popular plays and stories, though this time in a half-hour time slot. It was sponsored by Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and while it used a similar form to what had made the Mercury Theatre shows popular in the first place, the shorter run time and limitations on what content could be adapted within it meant that it failed to catch on as previous shows had. Finally on September 3rd as the summer drew to a close so did this series, taking with it the last vestiges of the Mercury Theatre and the most significant era of Welles' radio contributions.

Welles would move to Europe the following year, citing dissatisfaction with the US film industry and the inability to properly create the works he wished to while believing there would be more freedom and acceptance in Europe. From here he would make two more radio shows while in Europe before returning to the US in the late 1950s, by which time radio had faded from its position as the dominant public entertainment medium.


This is my Best (1945)
No preview available

A radio anthology series sponsored by Cresta Blanca Wines, CBS aired this show from 1944 to 1946. But our interest is in the 1945 run of episodes in which Orson Welles turned his prior guest starring run into a hosting and starring role. However the same clashes with authority that torpedoed other Welles shows dogged this one, and after a particularly heated argument over Welles and the director's differing ideas of what show should be adapted for a future broadcast. Within hours of the fight Welles was fired and the show went in a different direction with different hosts for the remaining year it would be on the air.

This collection contains the 10 available episodes of the series, I believe 8 of which are from the Welles run.

The Lives of Harry Lime (1951-52)

(Too Many Crooks - Premiere Episode)

The first of two series Welles would star in (but not produce or direct) while in Europe. In 1949 Welles received acclaim for his supporting role in iconic noir film The Third Man, in which he played con artist and ne'er-do-well Harry Lime. Two years after the film Welles revisited the character in a prequel series that chronicled the earlier years of Lime's life before the events of the film. co-produced and aired in both the UK and US.

The series is noted to be a fair amount more lighthearted than The Third Man was, with Lime portrayed as less of a conniving swindler and more of a charming rogue. This is not terribly surprising as the radio content of the day was usually more sanitary than many cinema works and represented the ultimate triumph of the censorship, control, and oversight that Welles had previously clashed with while still producing his Mercury Theatre series. But it's still an entertaining crime yarn and a fun chance to hear Welles lend his considerable (if at times disinterested) skills to a produciton.

All 42 episodes of the series that were produced are available



Tales from the Black Museum (1951-52)

(The 22 Caliber Pistol - Premiere Episode)

At the same time as The Lives of Harry Lime, Welles was contracted to do another series, this one as the narrator of an anthology series that purported to tell tales based on the cases of Scotland Yard. And in most instances, that was not an exaggeration. Though the names, details, and outcomes were modified for radio, many of the stories the series told were indeed based on actual cases that London's Metropolitan Police investigated from the late 1800s onward. in each episode Welles would introduce an item from the titular Black Museum (the nickname for Scotland Yard's archive of noteworthy evidence, not open to the public but used for training officers) and then narrate the case that surrounded it, his descriptions interspersed with reenactments of the events surrounding the crimes. These story segments may have occasionally included noteworthy English actors in the various roles, including Sir John Gielgud and Sir Ralph Richardson, two legends of British theatre who were at the time also starring in this show's production company's adaptation of Sherlock Holmes (with the pair playing Holmes and Watson respectively. This is the series which also had Orson Welles play Moriarty in the adaptation of The Final Problem, which was part of last month's downloads.)

The complete series of 40 episodes is available in this set.




The Orson Welles Collection: Short-Run Series & Guest Spots

(Orson Welles on Fred Allen - Les Miserables)
The last two albums of the collection are of my own creation, organizing various lesser parts of Welles' radiography into combined sets to cut down on how much space is taken up in your library.

The first volume is a set of four short run series that Welles appeared in over his radio career. The series are:

a) March of Time

A sort of radio newsreel series sponsored by Time Magazine, The March of Time would take current events of the day and recreate them using actors as the principle figures in the story recreating or dramatizing happenings for the benefit and enjoyment of the audience.

Orson Welles began his tenure on the show as a part-time player, appearing infrequently in select roles. But he would often relate that he enjoyed the immediacy of dramatizing the news and the timeliness of the show, calling it one of the favorite productions he was ever part of. He even recalled once acting in an episode and playing himself because the news was covering one of his own theater works (an all-black version of Macbeth that shifted the setting of the play to an island strongly evocative of Haiti and replacing Scottish witchcraft with Haitian vodu.)

18 episodes that featured Welles as a contributor are included.


b) Hello, Americans

In 1942 Orson Welles was contacted by members of the US government including President Franklin Roosevelt and Nelson Rockefeller, who had recently been appointed as the "Coordinator of Inter-American Affairs" as part of an ongoing effort to foster stronger ties between North and South America. Under the umbrella of that effort, Welles was dispatched to various countries in South America to record and perform this show, which he would name for the opening line of a play he produced about Christopher Columbus (which you'll find in another album of this collection). The series mixed commentary, education, discussion and some dramatic performances often using his Mercury Theatre regulars to tell stories of South America, explain the continent's history to the US audience, and generally do its best to build a sense of commonality and friendship between the two continents. It's undoubtedly pretty much a propoganda piece, but was well regarded for its production quality and Welles' earnest involvement in the production.

All 12 episodes have survived and are included


c) Ceiling Unlimited

Produced concurrently with Hello, Americans, this second Welles effort to aid the war was a look at the history and value of the US aviation industry and the wartime efforts of both aviators and aircraft production plants using both interviews and staged dramatic performances.

The show ran for two years and almost eighty episodes, but our focus is the first thirteen episodes that Welles himself wrote, directed, and starred in. Six episodes (or possibly five and an unrelated but thematically similar recording of something else Welles did) are available freely and included in this collection. It's believed as many as twelve of the Welles episodes have survived, but the recordings are in the possession of Indiana University as part of their extensive collection of Orson Welles media. In spite of the show being in the public domain they have shown no interest in sharing the recordings outside of their collection.

d) Orson Welles Commentaries

The final self-produced radio series that Orson Welles created and participated in, his "commentaries" were a series of 15-minute sustaining programs on ABC often bundled with a 15-minute ABC News segment between 1945 and 1946.

Welles had basically complete control over the content of each episode and he would vary widely, discussing literature, film, stage plays, politics, social issues, and anything else that piqued his interest. He would on occasion interview important figures to the content he focused on and was not above using the platform to address anything he deemed was significant and of importance to be spoken about. Most famously, Welles dedicated several episodes of the program to the attack on Isaac Woodard, a Black US Army veteran who was viciously beaten by several assailants (including one who was revealed to be the police chief of the South Carolina town the attack occurred in) while he was returning home from deployment and was still in uniform. Welles delivered a scathing rebuke of the tacit acceptance of racism and the hypocrisy of ingratitude towards minority war veterans. Eventually the outrage over the incident led to the federal government getting involved and taking the case trial, which the NAACP in part attributed to Welles' use of his fame and this platform to making the public aware of the attack and illustrate the faults that led to it occurring.

In spite of its significance, the show was deemed too expensive to produce (largely on account of Welles' salary of over $1,600 per episode) and after its sponsor dropped support for the episode, ABC limped along, carrying it for just over 2 months before having to pull the plug on October 6, 1946.

11 of the 56 produced episodes are included in this collection.


Meanwhile volume 2 presents you with 65 episodes of Welles appearing in a massive variety of shows organized by type and year. The collection highlights include:

Disc 1: Anthology/Play series - This collection of 33 episodes covers Welles' guest starring roles on an array of series dedicated to the performances and adaptations of plays, novels, films, and other literature, or are from anthology series that present original stories. Significant series included in this collection are Suspense, Lux Radio Theatre, Theater Royal, the Columbia Workshop, and Columbia Presents Shakespeare

Disc 2: Comedy and Variety shows - 20 episodes of a variety of comedy, variety, or vaudeville-style shows in which Welles stretched his comedy muscles and wasn't above making fun of himself. In here you'll find episodes of shows hosted by the likes of Bob Hope, Fred Allen, Jack Benny, Danny Kaye, Rudy Vallee, and many more. Most shows were sketch-style comedy variety shows, but at least one included series, Duffy's Tavern, was more akin to a classic sitcom.

Disc 3: Dramatic shows - Only two shows make an appearance on this disc, which focuses on contained ongoing dramas unlike the other anthology series. One episode is a previously-shared adaptation of Sherlock Holmes' "The Final Problem" starring Sir John Gielgud as Holmes and Welles as Moriarty. The other is from a short-run Canadian wartime anthology called "Nazi Eyes on Canada" which told what-if stories of how things might be if the Reich were to achieve victory and take over the west. Welles appeared in one episode titled "Alameda".

Disc 4: Specials and one-off shows - a bit of motley set of recordings of things that didn't fit elsewhere. Mostly it contains some of Welles' more patriotic endeavors, covering anniversaries of significant events in US history or celebrations of noteworthy figures including George Washington's Birthday, the anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence, a spotlight on elections, or a presentation of the New York World's Fair. Also included are a Welles-hosted 1946 jazz concert, Welles narrating a biography of Welles' friend and rival, prominent drama critic Alexander Woolcott, and a dramatic exploration of what it might be like if the US were to come under nuclear attack. In all there are 10 recordings, all of which are unique unto themselves except for the biography (which was part of a series of biography programs about various figures)



The Star Wars Trilogy (& extra single)


Last but not least we have the one thing that has nothing to do with anything San Francisco related (unless I'm right about screwing up with Jeff Regan. But that's neither here nor there at this point)

In 1981 National Public Radio used its NPR Playhouse program to produce and broadcast the first of what would become three series that dramatized for radio the entire original trilogy of Star Wars movies. 1981 saw the release of the original Star Wars (now usually differentiated by its "A New Hope" subtitle), 1983 had the release of The Empire Strikes back just as Return of the Jedi was coming into theaters, and after a bit of delay 1996 eventually gave us the conclusion to the trilogy with Return of the Jedi.

What makes these releases interesting is that as they take place over several half-hour episodes they ultimately run for much longer than their source material. ranging from nearly 6 hours (13 episodes) for the first series (A New Hope), to 10 episodes totalling 4 and a half hours for Empire Strikes back and finally 6 episodes running a combined 3 hours and 15 minutes on Return of hte Jedi. As a result the shows often had to fill time with extra material not included in the original movies. This was often taken from draft scripts or production notes that featured cut or modified content that never made it into the final screenplay. Examples of this include: a meeting between Han and an agent of Jabba the Hutt in the Tatooine docking bay (which was based on a scene restored for special edition versions of the film in which Han actually spoke to Jabba himself), or preludes to the film's main action including Luke spending time with his friends on Tatooine (which gives context to his relationship with eventual fellow rebel pilot Biggs Darklighter) or Leia on Alderaan before the mission to deliver the Death Star plans begins.

Obviously some of these scenes are incompatible with canon as it was subsequently established since the radio plays were never meant to be official on the same level of the films, and subsequent official fiction (such as Rogue One or the various 2000s TV series such as The Clone Wars, Rebels, or Obi-Wan) have rewritten some parts of this. But it's still interesting to experience a broader vision of what the story could've and would've been in the 80s, complete with George Lucas providing access to the sound effects library and John Williams' score for a nominal fee thanks to the relationship between NPR and a radio station at his alma mater.

The cast of the 3 major productions is a mix of Star Wars veterans, notable character actors, and unknown radio workers. Anthony Daniels as C-3P0 is the only movie actor to play his character in all three productions. Mark Hamill plays Luke for the first two series before being replaced in Return of the Jedi, while Billy Dee Williams performs Lando in Empire Strikes Back but is replaced for Lando's smaller Return of the Jedi role.

Elsewhere you'll find notable "hey it's that guy!" Brock Peters (perhaps more well known in sci-fi circles as a Star Trek regular, having played an admiral in a pair of films and Captain Sisko's restaurateur dad in Deep Space 9) taking over for James Earl Jones as Darth Vader, John Lithgow as Yoda (no, really), Ed Asner speaking only Huttese as Jabba the Hutt, Ed Begley Jr as Boba Fett, and David Alan Grier in numerous supporting and background roles.

For semi-completionist's sake I have also included the mostly non-canon (especially now that disney has chucked everything that came before it into the "legends" universe of "this doesn't count unless we like its stuff, in which case we'll just do it ourselves" (like with Grand Admiral Thrawn) 30-minute single episode release "Rebel Mission to Ord Mantell". Starring none of the original actors (but with veteran voice actors including Corey Burton (who played Spike, Shockwave, Sunstreaker and Brawn in the original Transformers and would later get back into Star wars as the bounty hunter Cad Bane in The Clone Wars and The Book of Boba Fett) as Luke. Based on a line early in Empire Strikes Back where Han tells Leia that he's leaving the rebels after an incident on Ord Mantell, this story fills us in on that mission, potentially providing some context to the scene.

Unlike most of my other releases, these series are not part of the broad umbrella of public domain broadcasts. Clarifications of public domain laws around radio have meant that anything produced prior to the early 1970s for radio is considered public domain, hence why I'm able to freely share them without concern. However while these are newer, NPR famously has made basically everything it's produced available for download free of charge in intervening years, and it's doubtful that the publishing company (if it still exists as an arm of Disney) cares much for a half-hour non-canon radio play from the 80s. So they should be pretty much free and clear as well. Additionally all of this has been available on Youtube for years without any action from Disney. But in the unlikely event that there is an issue with any of it I may end up taking it down.


Since this is releasing at the start of the month it will be up for all of September.

I do have a plan for October already, but am open to suggestions for November if anyone has one.
 
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tiburon12

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Congrats on the LASIK!

Usually it's the "Call to Action" part on advertisements that really get under my skin. TV telling me to do this or that, call now, tell my doctor I need some bit of medication like I'm qualified to make that diagnosis... So demanding and I get the premise and that it works but it's f***ing painful to sit through. Like Bravo, they have MasterChef. I only ever watch Bravo for that show, but the ads and shows the ads are for are just so f***ing cringy and god awful. Viva la DVR! But even with the 30 second skip button and DVR I'm exposed to the beginning or ass end of an ad or two coming outta the commercial break. That's more than enough tho for me... ugh.



I've only watched Seinfeld all the way through once and caught bits and pieces randomly here and there. Not fluent. Found the clip tho. I'd totally forgotten about that episode. I would love a place where I could make my own pie...
CTAs are part of the game. But again, i think they are more for people to consider the offer rather than get them to click, that makes sense. Like, the CTA isn't driving the action, the offer is.

But i get you're frustration. Honestly i think i've tuned it out since i've written hundreds (probably only like 30 variations though hahah). On the flip side, imagine if there weren't CTAs, like in the example you shared. Would dumb people (again there are many), know what do do with out that "click here"? Gotta reduce friction as much as possible
 

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CTAs are part of the game. But again, i think they are more for people to consider the offer rather than get them to click, that makes sense. Like, the CTA isn't driving the action, the offer is.

But i get you're frustration. Honestly i think i've tuned it out since i've written hundreds (probably only like 30 variations though hahah). On the flip side, imagine if there weren't CTAs, like in the example you shared. Would dumb people (again there are many), know what do do with out that "click here"? Gotta reduce friction as much as possible
I hear you. I think the CTA is more annoying (have to get/keep attention) on a talkie type ad on TV. (I keep touching my TV screen but I can't seem to get to the website from there, mouse isn't working either. I've touched my mouse to the screen and still nothing. I better call GeekSquad...)

It's a whole different ballgame with a web-ad or an email type campaign. You can actually present more facts and proof of concept as opposed to trying to sum up something that might be sort of complex in a 30 second TV ad, which boils down to STFU and call now or go type this into your google box. Not that there's many internet advertisers that are into explaining things beyond their sales pitch. But, it's at least an option.
 

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Here's an example of some stupid advertising:

Can't even report stupid NFL bullshit on hockey's future forum. Nincompoopery, I declare!

Makes me want to stop being a sponsor since they didn't bother giving me an "X" to click to make it go away. It's on every thread. I don't f***ing care about the NFL. Did this place get sold to ESPN?

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I got an X now! YAY!!!
 
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sharski

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I just got LASIK on friday, what a life-changing and simple/painless procedure. I'm actually kinda mad I waited so long. Got a 2-for-1 deal at a top clinic that uses a Femto laser, so it was "bladeless". The entire actual procedure was under 10 mins, and most of that was waiting. The actual laser was one for maybe 45s total for both eyes (across two machines).

Highly recommended!
I only have 2 v v srs questions
1) what are the odds of going blind. This is my main issue with it. I can't wrap my head around someone slicing my eyeballs and me not coming out of it blind
2) what's the expiration date on the new eyes. Like 10 years?
 

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I only have 2 v v srs questions
1) what are the odds of going blind. This is my main issue with it. I can't wrap my head around someone slicing my eyeballs and me not coming out of it blind
2) what's the expiration date on the new eyes. Like 10 years?
Tib12 had 20-20 vision before this recent run of non-playoff-Sharks teams.... 4 years later... LASIK. :sarcasm:
 
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Used As A Shield

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Lasik was honestly the best money I ever spent. I think it was early wavefront tech or something similar sounding back when I did it.
 

WTFetus

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I've always had Lasik on the back of my mind, but been thinking about it more given that I have more disposable income now. Oddly enough, I was even researching some companies a few days before tiburon even brought it up here.

Anyone have recommendations in the Bay Area? My employer technically partners with one, but given that it's not covered regardless, I might as well find my own if there are better ones out there. The only one I know is from radio commercials of Scott Hyver ("v" for vision!"). :laugh:
 

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Do you guys (the ones without Lasik) uses contact lenses or do you wear glasses?
In college, I briefly wore contacts during some social occasions, but later switched to glasses all the time due to laziness. Overall, I don't mind glasses; it's mainly just a hassle if I ever want to wear sunglasses. Not a fan of transitions or frames with clip-ons, and I don't want to lug around both my prescription glasses and prescription sunglasses.

If not Lasik, thinking of at least ordering a handful of those 1-day-use contact lenses in the new calendar year to use as needed.
 

The Nemesis

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Just realized my radio uploads folder was missing all the Mercury Theatre stuff. I've put that in now and inside of an hour or so it should sync up properly so anyone looking for War of the Worlds will be able to find it. If anyone even noticed.
 

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Do you guys (the ones without Lasik) uses contact lenses or do you wear glasses?
Mostly contacts - I've gone long stretches with both, but switched to contacts during COVID (no fogged glasses).

I can't have LASIK - apparently my corneas are too thin. It's possible the technology has improved, but I only tried to get it when my employer was picking up 100% of medical bills, and that's no longer a thing for us.
 

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