GDT: ZAR Is Back - Yippee (insert sarcastic comment here!)

[The Great Mighty Poo]

@Macho Mandalorian you're getting drunk for this, right?

I'm thinking of starting at 5PM while watching the WBS game.

You bet your ass ima gonna be drinking.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

You bet your ass ima gonna be drinking.

Aren't you always drinking?

I mean... I know I am. These days.

 

[Pens x]

So, we have one injury in the top 6 and Lafferty is the next man up? I thought it was a joke playing Rodrigues in the top six, but this is a whole new level of durrrp.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

So, we have one injury in the top 6 and Lafferty is the next man up? I thought it was a joke playing Rodrigues in the top six, but this is a whole new level of durrrp.

It might have been an improvement the way Malkin is playing.

Oh who am I kidding even I'm not that cynical.

People will tell you not to read too much into those things. But for the record... I do think it at least says something.

 

[Sike Mullivan]

A legit top 6 wing has to get his legs back on the 4th line after a 10 day quarantine, but ZAR is ready to rock on the 3rd line after major surgery and not playing in 6 months. This is my kinda team Charlie!

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Aren't you always drinking?

I mean... I know I am. These days.

Pretty sure by this point my blood has its own ABV.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

You bet your ass ima gonna be drinking.

Same. Have a few strong beers in the fridge. As well as some weaker ones. But why not go all out?!

Aren't you always drinking?

I mean... I know I am. These days.

I'm surprised at how much self control I've been able to have in these quarantine months.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

A legit top 6 wing has to get his legs back on the 4th line after a 10 day quarantine, but ZAR is ready to rock on the 3rd line after major surgery and not playing in 6 months. This is my kinda team Charlie!

I remember lecturing people about not getting so stupidly worked up over Erod on the top line. And then preached patience re: Kap.

Welp.

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

At puck drop I'm breaking in my Rebel Yell Root Beer Bourbon, it smells fantastic like A&W.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Pretty sure by this point my blood has its own ABV.

When I have to get intervention'd I'm blaming it all on the Pittsburgh Penguins.

I'm surprised at how much self control I've been able to have in these quarantine months.

I talk a big game but I've actually cut back drastically on the beer.

Yep... not efficient enough, you see. I just chug whole bottles of wine, now. In between rips. It makes the games passable. Errr... life, I mean. Whatever.

 

[Dennis Reynolds]

Wait. So is Geno out tonight, or was he out for line rushes yesterday?

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Wait. So is Geno out tonight, or was he out for line rushes yesterday?

He poopfingered his eyeball and was outta practice most of yesterday. Fine today... even stayed for some extra time to work on his non-existent shot.

GTG tonight. Presumably.

 

[Ugene Magic]

I dunno. He had a pretty incredible start considering his defensive-heavy deployment. Can't help but think he's about to go dark for some strange inexplicable reason...

He already has to a degree. Expecting a 3 game sample size to be the end product to expect all the time is just hopeful wishing.

That it also speaks to the fact they put the least attractive guy at 2c over either TB or Jankowski (just to keep continuity) is astoundingly bad roster management. Usually it's everyone slide up.

I expect to get shellacked. Not just because of that. ZAR yet to even play a game, lack of defensive play...all the makings to watch under comedy entertainment.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

He already has to a degree. Expecting a 3 game sample size to be the end product to expect all the time is just hopeful wishing.

That it also speaks to the fact they put the least attractive guy at 2c over either TB or Jankowski (just to keep continuity) is astoundingly bad roster management. Usually it's everyone slide up.

I expect to get shellacked. Not just because of that. ZAR yet to even play a game, lack of defensive play...all the makings to watch under comedy entertainment.

Malkin is playing, though.

But I agree... them moving Laff up even as a placeholder is goofy.

 

[Ugene Magic]

Malkin is playing, though.

But I agree... them moving Laff up even as a placeholder is goofy.

Oh, thank goodness....

 

[Sike Mullivan]

I remember lecturing people about not getting so stupidly worked up over Erod on the top line. And then preached patience re: Kap.

Welp.

 

[ZorkEnchanter]

It's been a week since we've seen some tight Penguins hockey! Can't wait...

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

It's been a week since we've seen some tight Penguins hockey! Can't wait...
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Ooooooh... ALMOST had it there, guys!

Yikes lol

 

[Le Magnifique 66]

Nice, ZAR is back!!!! Geno will be so relieved!!!

Jokes aside, I expect the team to do well tonight and bounce back, cause if they don't, Hextall is putting you on the block!!

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

Que ZARa ZARa, whatever will be, will be.

 

[Mario_is_BACK!!]

Pets go Lens!

 

[ZorkEnchanter]

Wait. So is Geno out tonight, or was he out for line rushes yesterday?

Geno's eye hurts from having to watch ZAR play...

 

[Gurglesons]

It's been a week since we've seen some tight Penguins hockey! Can't wait...
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More like zapuderechanter over here am I right?

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Zardoz>>>>>ZAR

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Zardoz>>>>>ZAR

I was thinking about this actually. I assume this has been done, already? Like someone has put ZAR's head on Connery's body in all that ridiculous getup, I sure hope?

Randy?!?