Your biggest regret

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Probably the countless hookers and drugs. But in reality I don't regret it because if it wasn't for that, I wouldn't be a man of God like I am now.

I believe everyone can redeem themselves, even that Jiminy Cricket guy.
 
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Bumpus

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Betting jw2 $0.25 that he wouldn’t put chemicals in his neighbors water, thus turning his son into a mutant who lives in constant, agonizing pain and becoming a tremendous burden on their family.

I could use that .25 back *shrugs*
 

Jiminy Cricket

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My BigGes`t Re`G`ret is wen i Spil`d Rispy Krispy`s all over the Kitchen flore the S`mor`nin`g. I Made`d a Big Big Mess `n` my Flore got Sticky with Milk `n` Sugar `n` Cause`d`d a Aun`t Infestatio`n (My Ant Love`s Rispy Krispy`s). I Never Clean`d`d it up so Now my Kitchen is a Big Big Mes`s `n` Full of Rispy Krispy`s. So That`s my Bi`g`G`es`t Re`G`ret. :clap::amazed::clap::amazed::clap:
 
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Jiminy Cricket

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My BigGes`t Re`G`ret is wen i Spil`d Rispy Krispy`s all over the Kitchen flore the S`mor`nin`g. I Made`d a Big Big Mess `n` my Flore got Sticky with Milk `n` Sugar `n` Cause`d`d a Aun`t Infestatio`n (My Ant Love`s Rispy Krispy`s). I Never Clean`d`d it up so Now my Kitchen is a Big Big Mes`s `n` Full of Rispy Krispy`s. So That`s my Bi`g`G`es`t Re`G`ret. :clap::amazed::clap::amazed::clap:
I`ll Never forget that Time I Spil`d Rispy Krispy`s all over the Kit`sen Flore. I Was So So Sad Because I Los`t`d all of my Rispy Krispy`s and I Want`d 2 eat them but the Aunt`s eat`d them In`S`Tead. So I Pray i Never drop my Rispy Krispy`s AnGain because this was an Tradegy. :shakehead:shakehead:shakehead
 

bluesXwinXtheXcup

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Lost love.

Yeah, that's hard. Really hard.

I have others as well:
Not giving the stuffed animal duck to a 4 year old I knew with a terminal illness. He was a bundle of joy. Lived 3 houses up. I was in 6th grade. I was feeling lazy and decided to lay on the couch instead of bringing a stuffed animal my mom and I got for Derick. He passed early next morning. I still have that duck. It reminds me to get up.

Not finishing college.
 
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bluesXwinXtheXcup

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Yeah, that's hard. Really hard.

I have others as well:
Not giving the stuffed animal duck to a 4 year old I knew with a terminal illness. He was a bundle of joy. Lived 3 houses up. I was in 6th grade. I was feeling lazy and decided to lay on the couch instead of bringing a stuffed animal my mom and I got for Derick. He passed early next morning. I still have that duck. It reminds me to get up.

Not finishing college.

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
 

Legionnaire

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Yeah, that's hard. Really hard.

I have others as well:
Not giving the stuffed animal duck to a 4 year old I knew with a terminal illness. He was a bundle of joy. Lived 3 houses up. I was in 6th grade. I was feeling lazy and decided to lay on the couch instead of bringing a stuffed animal my mom and I got for Derick. He passed early next morning. I still have that duck. It reminds me to get up.

Not finishing college.

Man...don't you just hate stuff like that? The one thing I can tell you is that you are not omnipotent. You were a kid. How would you know. Learn from it and grow because a bad person wouldn't give a rip.

Much love my friend your heart is in the right place.
 
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bluesXwinXtheXcup

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Man...don't you just hate stuff like that? The one thing I can tell you is that you are not omnipotent. You were a kid. How would you know. Learn from it and grow because a bad person wouldn't give a rip.

Much love my friend your heart is in the right place.
Thank you for your kind words :)
 

Jiminy Cricket

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I`ll Never forget that Time I Spil`d Rispy Krispy`s all over the Kit`sen Flore. I Was So So Sad Because I Los`t`d all of my Rispy Krispy`s and I Want`d 2 eat them but the Aunt`s eat`d them In`S`Tead. So I Pray i Never drop my Rispy Krispy`s AnGain because this was an Tradegy. :shakehead:shakehead:shakehead
Everyday i Pray for Rispy Krispy`s. But my Mom Say`s I`m not Allow`d 2 have Rispy Krispy`s because there Unhealthy. But Here`s wat I Don`t understan`d: How Can they be Umhealthy if they Taist so Good? But My Mom Let`s me have Rispy Krispy`s on the Weekend because It`s the Weekend but She say`s I Have 2 Eet Oatmeal Durin`g the Week so I Can do Good in Skewl even tho Otemeal is Icky Icky Icky. But My Mom Let me have Rispy Krispy`s on my Birfday las`t Birfday because it was my Birfday `n` u can Eat watever u Wan`t on U`r Birthday. But if My Mom Doesn`t Start Lettin`g Me Eat Rispy Krispy`s More Offen I`m Goin`g to Steal Her Credit Card `n` Buy More Rispy Krispy`s...!!!
 

Jiminy Cricket

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My Mom Say`s I`m Not A`S`pose`d 2 have Rispy Krispy`s because they have To much sugar. Well Momb, your not A`S`Pose`d 2 Drink Gin `n` Rum in the Car ride 2 Skewl every Mornin`g, so Let`s talk about that. Let`s talk about the Pack of Sigarette`s your Smokin`g every day `n` Y Don`t we tell Dad about Raúl from the Office. `n` Your Worral`d about Rispy Krispy`s u f***in`g Dumb Bitch. :shakehead

My Bigges`t ReGret is Bein`g Born in2 this Fambly. :cry::cry::cry:
 

Dumpster Flyers

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My Mom Say`s I`m Not A`S`pose`d 2 have Rispy Krispy`s because they have To much sugar. Well Momb, your not A`S`Pose`d 2 Drink Gin `n` Rum in the Car ride 2 Skewl every Mornin`g, so Let`s talk about that. Let`s talk about the Pack of Sigarette`s your Smokin`g every day `n` Y Don`t we tell Dad about Raúl from the Office. `n` Your Worral`d about Rispy Krispy`s u ****in`g Dumb *****. :shakehead

My Bigges`t ReGret is Bein`g Born in2 this Fambly. :cry::cry::cry:
My tub of lard boss gets a Rice Krispie Treat from Starbucks and a coffee with Splenda and nonfat milk.
 

Jiminy Cricket

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My biggest regret is my loser son. He plays Fortnite all day, doesn't work, and spends all of his allowance on drugs. I really don't know what to do with him, because if I kick him out he will be on the streets and probably in jail or dead shortly after.
 

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My biggest regret is my loser son. He plays Fortnite all day, doesn't work, and spends all of his allowance on drugs. I really don't know what to do with him, because if I kick him out he will be on the streets and probably in jail or dead shortly after.


I think it is time that you literally give him some of what is called "tough" "loving" and force him to get a job or jobs to "learn the ropes" of how it is to live inside the "real world" where you don't just get free rooming and boarding just for showing up on the outside of the womb, but have to earn your fortnite and drub money yourselve and that's AFTER food and rent if you start charging him for that. It's literallly that simple in my IMO.
 

Jiminy Cricket

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My biggest regret is having children. Mine are ages 3, 6, and 8, and they're a bunch of little nightmares, all 3 of 'em. My wive gained about 50 pounds with each kid and I can't look at her anymore. Every day while driving to work I fantasize about veering into oncoming traffic.
 
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Jiminy Cricket

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My biggest regret is having children. Mine are ages 3, 6, and 8, and they're a bunch of little nightmares, all 3 of 'em. My wive gained about 50 pounds with each kid and I can't look at her anymore. Every day while driving to work I fantasize about veering into oncoming traffic.
Update: my wive pumped out a 4th kid and she completely blew up. She can't work anymore because of her excessive weight, and our house is being terrorized by our four nightmare children. We're in complete financial and emotional turmoil. Also, I have no idea whether it's my kid, and I don't even care at this point.
 

Ceremony

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My Mom Say`s I`m Not A`S`pose`d 2 have Rispy Krispy`s because they have To much sugar. Well Momb, your not A`S`Pose`d 2 Drink Gin `n` Rum in the Car ride 2 Skewl every Mornin`g, so Let`s talk about that. Let`s talk about the Pack of Sigarette`s your Smokin`g every day `n` Y Don`t we tell Dad about Raúl from the Office. `n` Your Worral`d about Rispy Krispy`s u ****in`g Dumb *****. :shakehead

My Bigges`t ReGret is Bein`g Born in2 this Fambly. :cry::cry::cry:

My biggest regret is having children. Mine are ages 3, 6, and 8, and they're a bunch of little nightmares, all 3 of 'em. My wive gained about 50 pounds with each kid and I can't look at her anymore. Every day while driving to work I fantasize about veering into oncoming traffic.
James, I can honestly say you're the best poster I've ever seen on an internet forum.
 

Sega Dreamcast

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It's really easy to look back on all of the times where I screwed myself over by being close-minded, inconsiderate, or just plain stupid.

I think I regret too many things because I'm generally unhappy and everything seems so obvious in retrospect.
 
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