Your All Nasty Team of 2025

[PistolPete]

Talking about Pat Verbeek and seeing Brad Marchand on my TV made me wonder...

If you wanted to construct a team that blended some skill with some nasty attitude, just a player who'd whack you over the head with his stick if there were no cameras to a player who just played as if you pissed on his corn flakes and hated your guts for it, what would your roster be?

2G,6D, 12F

 

[WhiskeyYerTheDevils]

The Florida Panthers

 

[WhiskeyYerTheDevils]

In all seriousness, probably something like:

Marchand - Bennett - M Tkachuk
B Tkachuk - Miller- Wilson
Hagel - Kadri - Konecny
Benn - Schenn - E Kane
Perry, Meier

Dahlin - Ekblad
Josi - Trouba
Nurse - Gudas
Zadorov

Binnington
Gibson
Ghost of Mike Smith

That team would be a wagon.

 

[TageGod]

In all seriousness, probably something like:

Marchand - Bennett - M Tkachuk
B Tkachuk - Miller- Wilson
Hagel - Kadri - Konecny
Benn - Schenn - E Kane
Perry, Meier

Dahlin - Ekblad
Josi - Trouba
Nurse - Gudas
Zadorov

Binnington
Gibson
Ghost of Mike Smith

That team would be a wagon.

Just missing Crosby and his love for spearing players in the balls.

 

[Golden_Jet]

Just missing Crosby and his love for spearing players in the balls.

Or nearly lopping off Methot’s finger with a slash. Left hanging by the skin only. Was Gross to see.

 

[pouf pouf]

In all seriousness, probably something like:

Marchand - Bennett - M Tkachuk
B Tkachuk - Miller- Wilson
Hagel - Kadri - Konecny
Benn - Schenn - E Kane
Perry, Meier

Dahlin - Ekblad
Josi - Trouba
Nurse - Gudas
Zadorov

Binnington
Gibson
Ghost of Mike Smith

That team would be a wagon.

Josi? And with Trouba?
Why?

 

[WhiskeyYerTheDevils]

Or nearly lopping off a players finger with a slash.

Younger Crosby definitely makes this team. He's chilled out too much the last couple years.

 

[Bouboumaster]

Arbre Xhekaj

 

[PatFoleyBarTab88]

Marchand - Bennett - Cousins
B Tkachuk - Miller- Wilson
Grieg - Pospisil - Olivier
Sherwood - Crosby- E Kane

Mikkola - Ekblad
Zadorov - Trouba
Benoit- Gudas

Binnington

 

[nofehr]

Arbre Xhekaj

Doesn't meet the criteria...

Talking about Pat Verbeek and seeing Brad Marchand on my TV made me wonder...

If you wanted to construct a team that blended some skill with some nasty attitude, just a player who'd whack you over the head with his stick if there were no cameras to a player who just played as if you pissed on his corn flakes and hated your guts for it, what would your roster be?

2G,6D, 12F

 

[PistolPete]

In all seriousness, probably something like:

Marchand - Bennett - M Tkachuk
B Tkachuk - Miller- Wilson
Hagel - Kadri - Konecny
Benn - Schenn - E Kane
Perry, Meier

Dahlin - Ekblad
Josi - Trouba
Nurse - Gudas
Zadorov

Binnington
Gibson
Ghost of Mike Smith

That team would be a wagon.

Sounds like a MFWA team

 

[Your Boy Troy]

B. Tkachuk - MacKinnon - Konecny
M Tkachuk - Miller - Wilson
Benn - Bennett - Anderson
Neighbours/M. Foligno - Voronkov/Kastelic/McBain - Olivier/Rempe

Sergachev - McAvoy
Zadorov - Seider
Xhekaj - Kesselring/Oleksiak/Middleton

Binnington
Gibson

 

[PistolPete]

B. Tkachuk - MacKinnon - Konecny
M Tkachuk - Miller - Wilson
Benn - Bennett - Anderson
Neighbours/M. Foligno - Voronkov/Kastelic/McBain - Olivier/Rempe

Sergachev - McAvoy
Zadorov - Seider
Xhekaj - Kesselring/Oleksiak/Middleton

Binnington
Gibson

If I'm not mistaken, when Martin and Alfie took over the Sens last season, in the first or second game Kastelic failed to finish a check and Alfie let his displeasure be known immediately. Lol (It may have been Austin Watson but I'm pretty sure it was Kastelic)

 

[PistolPete]

It's interesting Brady Tkachuk gets mention because as a Sens fan I don't see so much a nasty mf as a Loki shit disturbing type.

He does fight and hit so I guess he has a nastiness to his game but he seems to always have a smile while he's doing it.

 

[Eye of Ra]

In all seriousness, probably something like:

Marchand - Bennett - M Tkachuk
B Tkachuk - Miller- Wilson
Hagel - Kadri - Konecny
Benn - Schenn - E Kane
Perry, Meier

Dahlin - Ekblad
Josi - Trouba
Nurse - Gudas
Zadorov

Binnington
Gibson
Ghost of Mike Smith

That team would be a wagon.

Why Josi?

 

[Booker T]

Man, I really miss having Pronger in the league.

 

[PistolPete]

Man, I really miss having Pronger in the league.

Now there's nasty.

Dale Hunter
Mark Messier

 

[Eye of Ra]

Man, I really miss having Pronger in the league.

I miss Bryan Marchment.

 

[Son of Nogatco]

Thread needs more Garnett Hathaway. I’ve always said any great team needs a guy or two who isn’t afraid to spit in someone’s face (can’t have too many tho)

In all seriousness, probably something like:

Marchand - Bennett - M Tkachuk
B Tkachuk - Miller- Wilson
Hagel - Kadri - Konecny
Benn - Schenn - E Kane
Perry, Meier

Dahlin - Ekblad
Josi - Trouba
Nurse - Gudas
Zadorov

Binnington
Gibson
Ghost of Mike Smith

That team would be a wagon.

JT Miller? Is he really that nasty these days? (other than to his own teammates)

 

[PistolPete]

Why Josi?

I assumed Josi was so nice that he could even get straight men to ask him to marry them.

I will never forget when the Preds were in Ottawa and some guy had a Josi jersey and painted on his belly( he had his jersey hiked up over it- because it was quite protruding) "Josi, will you marry me?"

 

[Son of Nogatco]

Oshie’s on LTIR but could get nasty at times

Surprised no one’s said Kucherov yet. For a super high-end skill guy he’s pretty dirty

 

[PistolPete]

Oshie’s on LTIR but could get nasty at times

Surprised no one’s said Kucherov yet. For a super high-end skill guy he’s pretty dirty

Adygean thing?

 

[RogerRoger]

Younger Crosby definitely makes this team. He's chilled out too much the last couple years.

Young Ovie would have been there too.

 

[Jarvi]

Dwight Howard, he's a lil nasty...

 

[PistolPete]

Young Ovie would have been there too.

Getting old definitely mellows ya out