Your 2023 season hot takes!

[Prsut18]

Hot take? Ok..
Habs will win the cup first season without Price, Panthers finish dead last and their pick will become first overall (Montreal owns it now) ..Stanley cup champs will pick first during the draft

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

The SCF features the same two teams.

 

[Blowfish]

A massive trade takes place mid season involving one of Marner, Pastrnak, or P Kane.

Leafs finally win something ... the Zamboni movie wins Oscar ... more likely a Razzie.

Quebec finally gets a team.

Buffalo off to a hot start only to disappoint many as they don't fall back...making the playoffs.

 

[RedHawkDown]

Seider scores 65 points and is a Norris finalist.

 

[Eyeseeing]

Jets finish 2nd in central
Yeah I’m already drunk

 

[Hoochi Papa]

Hot take? Ok..
Habs will win the cup first season without Price, Panthers finish dead last and their pick will become first overall (Montreal owns it now) ..Stanley cup champs will pick first during the draft

Title of this topic asked for hot, not psychotic, takes.

 

[Canadienna]

OTT still sucks. DJ Smith first coach fired.
TOR finishes as a wildcard.
CAR wins the presidents trophy
VGK have big issues and end up bottom 10.

 

[M2Beezy]

-I think the Coyotes and Canadiens miss the playoffs AGAIN
-Tampa and Colorado could be two of the top teams again
-Tom Wilson and Evander Kane get suspended for SEPARATE offences
-Ovechkin gets 50+ goals
-Therell be many JT Miller threads in the Trades section

 

[peconcan]

Wright wins the Calder and scores 30

 

[Leafshater67]

Ottawa outperforms Toronto

 

[Chabot84]

Makar won’t win the Norris, McDavid won’t win the Art Ross, Matthews won’t win the Richard

Reported

 

[Chabot84]

San Jose let’s EK take over the team and cuts the leash.. they make playoffs

 

[1989]

A Canadian team finally wins the Stanley Cup.

 

[Maverick41]

OTT still sucks. DJ Smith first coach fired.
TOR finishes as a wildcard.
CAR wins the presidents trophy
VGK have big issues and end up bottom 10.

Then Vegas wins the draft lottery and conspiracy theories abound.

 

[orby]

After the conference finals, the league will declare that the Stanley Cup finals will be a best-of-27 game series between the Arizona Coyotes and Philadelphia Flyers regardless of who actually qualified. To save time, the two teams will play 3 games a day for up to 9 days straight to determine the 2023 Stanley Cup Champion.

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Toronto wins the Presidents

 

[Machinehead]

I think Kreider could score 40 again.

He's so legendary at tips in front that on a good Rangers powerplay, he could actually sustain a shooting percentage in the high teens.

50 was a bit nuts, but I legitimately think Kreider is settling into a nice role surrounded by talent he didn't have on the roster in his younger day.

 

[Boyon90]

I become millionaire by the end of season playing MiseOJeu

 

[canuckslover10]

I become millionaire by the end of season playing MiseOJeu

Did you become a millionaire?

 

[frisco]

Did you become a millionaire?

I'm guessing no. But it was the closest to an accurate "hot take" in the ten pages of the thread.

My Best-Carey

 

[canuckslover10]

I'm guessing no. But it was the closest to an accurate "hot take" in the ten pages of the thread.

My Best-Carey

In this economy I don't blame him

 

[hangman005]

Hotter than the sun take: Logan Thompson records 82 shutouts and win the Rocket Richard Trophy.

Maybe next year

 

[Osakahaus]

Rangers are a wild card, Arizona makes the playoffs, and a Canadian team makes the finals

 

[12ozPapa]

AZ starts off on a tear. People think maybe they are the real deal. Then they fail in spectacular fashion.

 

[Slats432]

Gotta happen sometime………Right?

I am about to celebrate a birthday in November that will allow for me to get cheap breakfasts. They haven't won in my lifetime.