Year-End Superlatives

[ziploc]

Kevin Lankinen: Most Valuable Contract (HM Kiefer Sherwood)

@Vector: Most Valuable Summaries

Vinny Desharnais: Most STD-related Jokes Made About

@SopelFanThe3rd : Most Influential Poster (Sexual Innuendo Category)

Tyler Myers: Most Able to Stick Around When Unwanted

Poster Who Must Not Be Named: Same as above

Dakota Joshua: Most Well-Wished Canuck

@Grub : Most Well-Wished HfCanucks poster (God bless you man)

JT Miller: Most Emotional Player

@bbud : Most emotional poster

Daniel Sprong: Dutchiest Part-Time Canuck of 2024

Anti-Netherlands Thread: Weirdest Theme of HfBoards Canucks 2024

Conor Garland: Littlest Body, Biggest Heart

@babypetterson: Same as above

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[rypper]

Highest word count in a post: @theguardianII

Second place: Vector's media summaries. All of them, combined.

 

[Hit the post]

Poster most likely to go unclaimed on waivers: "Hit the Post"

 

[SopelFanThe3rd]

Biggest dong: SopelFanThe3rd

 

[ziploc]

Biggest dong: SopelFanThe3rd

You don't know if Brandon Sutter is an Hfboards poster.

 

[SopelFanThe3rd]

You don't know if Brandon Sutter is an Hfboards poster.

Doesn't matter. His is all dead and long covidy

 

[Bojack Horvatman]

Biggest dong: SopelFanThe3rd

Smallest dong: I don't want to talk about it. Definitely not Bojack Horvatman

 

[ChilliBilly]

Little ray of sunshine award goes to :

Johnny Canucker!

Always brings a lit bit of joy to the conversation. Like, "why don' the Canucks give up now and move the team" level of joy.

 

[SeawaterOnIce]

@LordBacon - Most vegan person on here.

 

[LordBacon]

@LordBacon - Most vegan person on here.

Bacon are made from pork and we all know pigs eat grass so yeah I’m pretty much vegan.

 

[SopelFanThe3rd]

Bacon are made from pork and we all know pigs eat grass so yeah I’m pretty much vegan.

I'd like to pork you

 

[theguardianII]

Bacon are made from pork and we all know pigs eat grass so yeah I’m pretty much vegan.

Beef is all vegetarian or the cows are. Does that count?

 

[Hit the post]

The poster who would win the "Hamilton Burger" every year - Wetcoaster