GDT: XXXVIII | "Revenge Most Foul" | Oilers vs. Ducks | 1.3.25 | 7:00PM | SNW

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AnInjuredJasonZucker

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...driving the nut
A pirate walks into a bar, wearing a giant ship's steering wheel for a belt buckle. He orders a grog, and while trying to reach through the spokes of the wheel, he spills the drink across the bar.

"Another grog!" he says. The barkeep obliges. Again, the pirate reaches through the spokes for a swig, and again, the bevvy goes down all over the counter.

"Another grog!!!" he bellows, visibly annoyed.

The bartenders says, "Alright, but I've gotta' ask: what's with the ship wheel belt buckle."

The pirate looks back sheepishly and says, "Yarrrr. It's drivin' me nuts."
 
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TB12

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And that second goal is still a bad goal to go in.

You should look at how McDrai are doing this year and then switch to goalies and switch to page 3 to even find skinner
There's no use arguing with him. It's our 2 generational superstars (on 12 game point streaks) who are at fault. Because reasons? They should NEVER expect Moustache to win them a game. Or fight through a screen to save a shot from 65 feet.
 
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OfCorsiDid

Ah shit, here we go again.
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Murphinator

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In moments like this it feels like every shot has like a 30% chance of going in, you can just feel skinners mojo slip when this happens
 
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CrazyJoeDavola

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j skinner battling tonight again. He is going to instantly look better than any of our top 6 wingers if given a shot.... but we know it won't happen because he isn't a teacher's pet
 
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