Haha. You Winnipegs also tawk funny. As far as the water goes, yeah, I think we have lead in it. Dangerous but tasty.
New York water is like the best in the USA. There's a reason why no one can duplicate the bagels and the NY style pizza outside of the state. Our water rocks.
Man, I kind of want to see the reaction of Winnipeg fans when Strait plays for them. He's probably working on the voodoo dolls of all the d-men now, he'll have to wait until training camp to pluck some hairs so they are complete though. It's always strange how everyone else gets hurt so an opportunity opens for him to get into the lineup, there is some weird stuff at work behind the scenes.
I've heard his Fantasy Football draft parties are quite awesome though, maybe that's where he gets the hair samples?!?