Grate n Colorful Oz
The Hutson Hawk
I fear that Geoff would have a stake in it on account of the BC offering the best venue for it. He would probably name himself President of that too and would never rebuild if needed.
I know it's a Molson meme, still rebuilds are a lot less taboo in the NBA than in the NHL.
Bulls wanted MJ sidelined in his injured sophomore year so they could get a better pick, which infuriated Jordan, and more than a decade later, Reinsdorf and Krause wanted to rebuild rather than keeping the team intact, Phil Jackson included.