Mark Mancari. The guy is the definition of the AHL all star that just didn't have the skating to cut it in the NHL. I vividly remember when he initially got called up, I was talking about him to my roommate, basically explaining that he scored a lot, but I didn't think he'd make it because he can't skate. His girlfriend, who has never watched a hockey game in her life, looked up and said, "gotta be that guy", as Mancari wobbled across the screen completely out of control. It was hilarious. You know you can't skate when a girl who has never watched the sport can pick you out from across the room.