Why don't we have a name for when a player scores 2 goals in one game ?

[Silky Johnson]

Which is why the most popular sport in the world.

It's the most popular sport in the world because poor people can afford to play it. As a game it is inferior to many other sports including hockey.

The most compelling part of is the universality of it.

 

[Scorevechkin]

If Phil Kessel scores three goals it should be called a "Fat Trick".

hey hey, have more respect for NHL iron man record holder

 

[Hippasus]

He scored a two-spot.

He put up a deuce.

 

[InsideLaineBOOM]

Which is why the most popular sport in the world.

It is a simple game for simple people.

 

[InsideLaineBOOM]

Poor man's hockey sort of.

 

[InsideLaineBOOM]

It's the most popular sport in the world because poor people can afford to play it. As a game it is inferior to many other sports including hockey.

The most compelling part of is the universality of it.

Yes, this.

 

[boredmale]

He put up a deuce.

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

What about four?

It’s so subtly done I don’t think anyone noticed. “Yo Joe, what do we do for 4 goals?”

 

[SUX2BU]

a pair of deuces

 

[King'sPawn]

a pair of deuces

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Would be funny to call it a deuce.

"Ovechkin dropped another deuce today. Very impressive for a 40-year-old."

 

[BMann]

It's the most popular sport in the world because poor people can afford to play it. As a game it is inferior to many other sports including hockey.

The most compelling part of is the universality of it.

Nonsense. It's a complex game for those who can understand it tactically. And compelling which is why it attracts huge audiences wherever it is played. If it was a so called inferior sport this would not be the case.

 

[Bruce Granville]

I propose we call three assists an ass trick.

Not what you assked, butt…

Fixed it for you.

 

[Silky Johnson]

Nonsense. It's a complex game for those who can understand it tactically. And compelling which is why it attracts huge audiences wherever it is played. If it was a so called inferior sport this would not be the case.

Bullshit. all you need is a ball and a space to play, that is why it is the most universal & popular - period.