Who Would Win Fight: Artemi Panarin vs Mika Zibanejad

[EdJovanovski]

Who would win

Artemi Panarin
5'11" 177lb
2 NHL Fights (McAvoy & Upshall)

Mika Zibanejad
6'2" 203lb
0 NHL Fights

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[Luigi Lemieux]

Panarin would play the bongos on his head a la Semin. Mika would turtle and possibly cry.

 

[Guttersniped]

It seems obvious




but Zib’s footwork might be better.

 

[Sheppy]

The fans won't, that's for sure.

 

[Machinehead]

I wouldn't f*** with Panarin. He didn't learn those kicks doing interpretive dance.

 

[Bounces R Way]

I dunno man whichevers funnier I guess

 

[Coffey]

Quite the thread, Ed.

 

[Pablo El Perro]

Kakko?

 

[Mrfenn92]

Panarin easily

 

[Forsbergaura21]

Easily Panarin.

Kid has heart. Z does not.

 

[Jersey Fresh]

Panarin looks like a hair puller.

 

[CaptainShark]

If the Rangers downward spiral continues for another 2 weeks, we might find out

 

[John Mandalorian]

Had to go with Zibanejad. Yes it was Tom Wilson but it’s hard to unsee Panarin getting ragdolled.

 

[Gordon Lightfoot]

The fans won't, that's for sure.

I like to think it would be a Semin-type bongo situation. Fans would win in that case.

 

[Sheppy]

I like to think it would be a Semin-type bongo situation. Fans would win in that case.

When you put it that way...

 

[The Gr8 Dane]

Is it a regular season fight or a playoff fight?

 

[PainForShane]

I'm a little ashamed to say the very first thing I thought of was the legendary Semin fight. Here it is for those who might have missed. Best part to me was one of the announcers afterward -- "that is not a National Hockey League fighter"

 

[LokiDog]

Mika Zibanejad would cry at the thought of violence, whereas Panarin might be a small dude but would gladly curb stomp you. Panarin beats Zib to a pulp, sodomizes him with a baguette for good measure and hopefully pushes him out of the team plane at 35,000 feet after. If I never have to see Mika Zibanejad again in my life it will be a f***ing blessing. #christmasmiracles

 

[tabness]

Panarin would f*** up Zibanejad and hopefully wipe that dumbass "I'm stoned and pondering the mysteries of the universe while waiting for my next yoga class" look off his face

 

[DimitriL07]

Danton Heinen

 

[Hntz]

Kakko would bully them both into submission like he did to Hughes in the WHC. Voted for Panarin because he could just pull Mika from that hippie hair of his.

 

[NJ DevLolz]

Panarin, for a small dude, has a very strong lower body/core and isn't afraid to muck it up. Easily him

 

[olli]

I have no idea what an odd poll lol