Who’s the Biggest Bozo in the NHL?

[Bouboumaster]

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Is that you JT Miller?

 

[EdmFlyersfan]

Has Tortorella made the list yet?

 

[Crazy Cizikas]

I know this is from the first page but it’s my favorite in the thread because it implies there is a distinction worth considering between bozo and doofus, which IMO is a legit take and important for posters in this thread to make sure they’re not talking about doofuses.

Doofi

 

[barkovcanfinnish]

Wonder if Pettersson didn’t get along with Miller because he was suffering every single day he had to look at that bozo’s face

 

[Pablo El Perro]

Doofi

Is it pronounced duf-I or duf-E?

 

[Rich Nixon]

I know this is from the first page but it’s my favorite in the thread because it implies there is a distinction worth considering between bozo and doofus, which IMO is a legit take and important for posters in this thread to make sure they’re not talking about doofuses.

I do love that 7 years later I still get an occasional like notification for that one. I also considered after the fact that some guys are goobers, but I don't have enough of a unified theory yet to incorporate that information.

 

[Double-Shift Lasse]

Doofi

I literally thought about that.

 

[Golden_Jet]

Hartman now.

 

[pi314]

Is it pronounced duf-I or duf-E?

It’s pronounced gif and definitely not gif.

 

[Double-Shift Lasse]

It’s pronounced gif and definitely not gif.

Which one do choosy mothers choose?

 

[Iron Mike Sharpe]

My vote goes to JT Miller.

The guy is a total Bozo, he’s the laziest player I’ve ever seen. He takes the dumbest penalties every game, sometimes while on the ice he’ll just stop and stand there staring into space. Last game Philly dumped the puck in and Miller got to it but stopped and turned to look who was behind him and just stood still letting him take the puck. He purposely scored on his own net several times. He goes controller disconnected every other shift, sometimes when he skates to the bench for a change he’ll just stand there outside the bench staring at the other team for 20 seconds before getting on to the bench, so we’re playing with 4 men. AV yells at him to get on the bench but he’s just staring into space and completely zoned out. He throws temper tantrums all the time, He’s the worst player on our team

My vote goes to JT Miller. The guy is a total Bozo. He takes the dumbest penalties. He throws temper tantrums all the time. The guy is a total Bozo. My vote goes to JT Miller.

 

[FiveFourteenSixOne]

I've always loved this thread. So happy to see it back and thriving.