You wanted to talk to Flyers fans, right? Hi, nice to meet you.
Your sports misery is your own. It's formative. It binds you to community and experiences. What you've experienced as a Leafs fan is one particular kind; what we've experienced as Flyers fans is a very different kind. Neither is worse or better, they're just different.
You don't just go "ah, to hell with it" and seek greener pastures. It'll never feel real. You'll never truly be part of it. I know this: My baseball team is an adopted one (the worst possible one, too) and it's a weird place to be, even after more than a decade.
And if you're to do something as cynical as that, don't be a fool about it. The Flyers are a random portfolio item within an absolutely maligned cable company which refuses to learn how to staff and deploy them as anything other than a marketing operation designed to bilk cash out of dying nostalgics. They're a scandal-plagued, nepotistic pile of meaningless corporate sloganeering that has relegated itself to utter irrelevance in its own city. They are systemically f***ed under current ownership, only one notch on the dial to the right of the Sabres.
Those of us who are still on this board—and it's a pretty small group—are here because we have to be. It's part of us. Collective bitching and moaning about something that is not going to change for another decade or more. It's a community, but it sucks.
So yeah, if you're gonna just grab onto something, might as well wait to the Finals and latch onto whichever team gets to 3 wins first. It'll be just as hollow, but at least you've got a chance to celebrate something. And if you have to jump sooner, fine: There are 6 teams left in the playoffs and any of them is a better choice. Can I recommend the Leafs? A lot of star power, an enormous fanbase, enough media scrutiny to face some form of accountability, and a hell of a lot closer to a Cup than the Flyers. And a nice long drought to end—only 8 years longer than ours! Gonna be a lotta euphoria when that happens, and you're gonna wanna be a part of it.
Stand by your shit. Your team is prepping for a game 7 in the playoffs right now. You're not throwing away five decades of fanhood now.