Because winning the cup would be much more better than sex, even with Heidi.how come no ones mentioned Heidi Androl yet?
Complain that we sacrificed our future by failing to secure the 1st overall pick once again.
Hugging and kissing strangers if I'm lucky enough to be there.
Otherwise disturbing the peace in my neighborhood by scream and shouting.
Because winning the cup would be much more better than sex, even with Heidi.
She'd be completely useless that night.
The Cup will provide the orgasm, don't worry.
Climb on top of the roof of the Honda Center & leave a poo.
kinda what i had in mind. Id go take a piss on the Wild Wing statue
we should all agree on a matching tattoo..just like me and my ex psycho nympho supertramp girlfriend... except she put it where the sun dont shine but if it did. actually the sun probably shines there a lot seeing often she is probably exposing that certain area.. looks like a pit into the depths of hell..anyway..would be kind of neat to see it pan out.. have a party or something..get trashed...pay for strippers
Honestly, what would you do? Since 1979 when my dad took me to my first King game (5-0 loss to the Flyers) I have been wearing Kings **** my whole life. I wore the free golden hat they gave out that day the next day to elementary school in Burbank and all i could remember was every kid saying to me "who the hell are the Kings". I started skating shortly after that and Hockey became my identity with all my friends. I was THAT guy who liked/played hockey (your that SAME guy right!). I have lived and died with this team (just like all of you) every day for sooooo f-ing long. I just dont know what the hell I would do IF these guys ever actually won. I really dont.......Oh I'm sure there would be tatoos and whores and God know what.........but really, WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU DO????????
(AND PLEASE IF THERE IS A GOD....LET THIS HAPPEN BEFORE I DIE)
We will win one day...and when we do....WE WILL BE THE BIGGEST *******S EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heres to burning down the RITZ when we do!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we should all agree on a matching tattoo..just like me and my ex psycho nympho supertramp girlfriend... except she put it where the sun dont shine but if it did. actually the sun probably shines there a lot seeing often she is probably exposing that certain area.. looks like a pit into the depths of hell..anyway..would be kind of neat to see it pan out.. have a party or something..get trashed...pay for strippers
What would you do if the Kings ever won the Cup?
Is this one of those "If a plane crashes at the US/Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors?" questions?
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