What would you do if the Kings ever won the Cup?

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Be one of the happiest people alive.

Do my very best to get to Los Angeles, if I'm not there already, and...man...I'd be sooo happy!!!!
 
Hugging and kissing strangers if I'm lucky enough to be there.

Otherwise disturbing the peace in my neighborhood by scream and shouting.
 
Give praise that the Kings didn't trade Brown, Frolov, and our first round pick (ended up being Doughty) for Luongo and instead started to "build for the future"

Not that that trade was anything more than media smoke and mirrors...but all the same...there are STILL people saying that would have been the best move for the Kings...

Then I'd start talking about back to backs.
 
Complain that we sacrificed our future by failing to secure the 1st overall pick once again.

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:

I've always told people that if the Kings ever win the Cup, I'm going to eat one of those hotdogs with peppers & onions from the street vendors outside Staples, because I'll be able to die a happy man. :yo:
 
It probably makes me a d-bag but the Kings winning the Cup is probably in the Top 5 of my life goals..
 
Heck, I would like to sincerely see playoff hockey. I grew up in Hartford, CT. and became a hockey/whalers fan in 1993. I rooted for the Whalers playoff-less seasons until the team died/moved in 1997 after that I just rooted for hockey in general, didn’t really have a team (although I did always like the kings) Then finally in 2005 when I move to Los Angeles, I became a kings fan have been hardcore rooting for them ever since, but as we know. No playoff hockey in that time. So, hell!! I’ll be happy for playoff hockey. A Stanley cup is just getting ahead of myself.


But, I have a gut feeling we'll win the Stanley Cup in 2012. Yup. I think we'll be the Devils in 6. Further more I think we'll win the cup AGAIN in 2014. Beating the Rangers in 5 games. Also I think that kid we drafted last year, Alec Martinez. Will score the game winner!


BOOK IT!


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Hugging and kissing strangers if I'm lucky enough to be there.

... and how would that be much different than most other nights?

Otherwise disturbing the peace in my neighborhood by scream and shouting.

Reminds of Kirk Gibson's HR in the '88 World Series. I was in an apartment at the time he hit it, and instantly you could hear cheeering and yelling throughout the entire complex. It went on for about a minute or so...

It's one of the most awesome L.A. sports fans' memories. (Stanley Cup Finals in '93 games 1, and Game 2 up to 3:00 left in 3rd tops Gibson's HR though)
 
Because winning the cup would be much more better than sex, even with Heidi.

She'd be completely useless that night.

The Cup will provide the orgasm, don't worry.


Anyways thanks for the laugh.
but IF They win the cup which is just cracks me up I would run through the freaking streets of Dallas screaming.
then show up at the American airlines center and laugh at those Stars fan. ( No ducks fans to laugh at so they are the closest to it )
 
Reflect

Wipe a Tear

Hug

Drink Beer

I would then search the faces of the players on the ice and the fans around me - from the smiles to the cries.

Their expressions.

Their words in slow motion.

I would absord it all and keep it for the rest of my life.
 
we should all agree on a matching tattoo..just like me and my ex psycho nympho supertramp girlfriend... except she put it where the sun dont shine but if it did. actually the sun probably shines there a lot seeing often she is probably exposing that certain area.. looks like a pit into the depths of hell..anyway..would be kind of neat to see it pan out.. have a party or something..get trashed...pay for strippers
 
we should all agree on a matching tattoo..just like me and my ex psycho nympho supertramp girlfriend... except she put it where the sun dont shine but if it did. actually the sun probably shines there a lot seeing often she is probably exposing that certain area.. looks like a pit into the depths of hell..anyway..would be kind of neat to see it pan out.. have a party or something..get trashed...pay for strippers

Fascinating.
 
matching tattoo for hfboard members who are here in time to agree on it.. I'm totally unrealistic when it comes to unrealistic agreements... and the saga of the psycho ***** continues..
 
Honestly, what would you do? Since 1979 when my dad took me to my first King game (5-0 loss to the Flyers) I have been wearing Kings **** my whole life. I wore the free golden hat they gave out that day the next day to elementary school in Burbank and all i could remember was every kid saying to me "who the hell are the Kings". I started skating shortly after that and Hockey became my identity with all my friends. I was THAT guy who liked/played hockey (your that SAME guy right!). I have lived and died with this team (just like all of you) every day for sooooo f-ing long. I just dont know what the hell I would do IF these guys ever actually won. I really dont.......Oh I'm sure there would be tatoos and whores and God know what.........but really, WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU DO????????

(AND PLEASE IF THERE IS A GOD....LET THIS HAPPEN BEFORE I DIE)

We will win one day...and when we do....WE WILL BE THE BIGGEST *******S EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heres to burning down the RITZ when we do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We love you bye bye Ritz
I will go on the Ducks board and post "Kings win Cup haha haha haha haha haha haha" and "Ducks suck Ducks suck"
 
:D I think I would have to buy enough Kings SC champs gear to wear everyday of the year until they are no longer the Champs.

Of course I would probably be broke from having to find some way to buy tickets to the SC Finals games at Staples.
 
we should all agree on a matching tattoo..just like me and my ex psycho nympho supertramp girlfriend... except she put it where the sun dont shine but if it did. actually the sun probably shines there a lot seeing often she is probably exposing that certain area.. looks like a pit into the depths of hell..anyway..would be kind of neat to see it pan out.. have a party or something..get trashed...pay for strippers

This topic needs to be discussed way more often, and in sexier detail.
 
What would you do if the Kings ever won the Cup?

I'd go absolutely f**king insane, get drunk, party, run around drunkenly all over my neighborhood in my Kopitar jersey and boxers, making fun of all the Sabres fans. I'd probably s--t bricks, and wear my Kopitar jersey/ other Kings shirts everyday. My brain would probably actually explode. I've been a Kings fan ever since I got to see Gretzky and the Kings in the early 90's when I was a young kid.... I would just go absolutely f**king insane, and be incredibly happy..
 
What would you do if the Kings ever won the Cup?

Is this one of those "If a plane crashes at the US/Canadian border, where do they bury the survivors?" questions?

:sarcasm:
 

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