So I've got this friend. He's a huge fan of this "mumble rap" music... and he wants to make a career out of it. Y'all know what? I think he might just make it. I mean the guys is f***ing colossal. 6"7 and 260lbs. Voice so deep he sounds like white James Earl Jones. He's the ultimate tough guy. Like rappers used to be back in the days... I remember Biggie, he could bench press 300lbs. And Pac was ripped as hell. Nowadays skinny weak ass guys like Lil Uzi Vert dominate the rap scene. Wack. I bet my friend could kill any of these mumble rappers with nothing but his fists. But anyways... I listened his new mixtape the other day and one verse caught my ear:
I want to rape you
Nah I'm just kidding
Brilliant. He's the next big thing, I tell ya that!