GDT: Whalers vs Gods Waiting Room Team tm Vibe not gdt gdt gaem 3 of ??

[cptjeff]

Oh FFS.

 

[baconandbread]

Orlov again....fak what an epic collapse

 

[bleedgreen]

And again with Orlov on the wrong side. A righty stick blocks that shot every time, as a lefty he couldn’t reach it.

 

[Jerkob Rantanen]

Orlov having a rough night. Do I drink now?

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

The Orlov game

 

[WreckingCrew]

Goalie has no stick, we don't shoot, lose it (while getting hooked, straight up for another goal. Weak pansy as shit from this organization. Keep Rod if you want, but get him some real help

LMAO f***ing bitches getting their dicks knocked in, hope we lose 10-1

 

[cptjeff]

f*** the Oilers.

Least bad option at this point.

 

[Brock Anton]

3 goals on Orlov.

But make a f***ing save, 52.

 

[HisIceness]

And now they're out of rhythm.

f*** you Orlov

f*** you Carrier

 

[DaveG]

Orlov having a rough night. Do I drink now?

Orlov going full Game 1 Morrow

 

[Stickpucker]

 

[CanesFanBudMan]

3 goals on Orlov.

But make a f***ing save, 52.

4*

 

[Finlandia WOAT]

f***ing stuck in the mud Rod Brind'Amour cost us this f***ing series from the start by going Morrow over Nikishin

Come the f*** on, you have to be better at determining your best lineup. You can't play favorites, you lost us this series

Orlov/Nikishin have been on ice for all three goals against this period

 

[AhosDatsyukian]

f*** the Oilers.

f*** Dallas and Florida way more

 

[Stickpucker]

not possible.

so anyway, my prediction is chatfield and walker both can't go in game three. everyone gets happy and sad, with nikishin and morrow both in.

slavin - burns
nikishin - orlov
ghost - morrow

2 minutes in, burns' stick snaps and impales him.

2 minutes after that, marchand pulls out a shillelagh and beats ghost into a coma. (no call)

a few minutes later, a bad change forces a nikishin-morrow pairing. the roof of the building splits. divine light shines down from heaven. super-saiyan animation happens in the real world around the pairing. they play the remainder of the game. one continuous ~50 minute shift. they stay on the ice during intermission, skating around the zamboni like orcas circling a sick whale. florida doesn't score again until 2027, such is the power of this pair.

eddie o commits seppuku live on air, but only after none too briefly mixing it up with bukkake.

see, my brain is fine.

I nominate @To Be Determined for game 4.

 

[cptjeff]

Pretty sure this game guarantees Orlov will be somebody else's problem next year.

 

[GhostfaceWu]

That could be his season right therr

 

[Nikishin al Gaib]

Orlov/Nikishin have been on ice for all three goals against this period

And Nikishin ain't the problem.

Not by a long shot. Orlov is a f***ing nightmare. Absolutely terrible hockey player tonight. Fire his lazy ass back to f***ing Russia.

 

[Anton Dubinchuk]

Orlov/Nikishin have been on ice for all three goals against this period

And yet Nikishin’s played everything perfectly well enough.

 

[User13452]

Looking forward to running the same goalie tandem back next year! They’ve proven now year after year they can’t get it done

 

[Borsig]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

orlov dumbass - check

PK headcase - check

defensive breakdowns - check

lack of scoring / finish - check

The only thing missing is the org forgetting by say august how we get embarrassed

 

[Wolfpuck]

All remaining UFAs can walk. We need as much overhaul as possible.

 

[hblueridgegal]

It’s the perpetually being swept. That’s the part that really stings.

it would be nice to put one of the labels to bed

 

[Brock Anton]

Nikishin is fine, but the fanboying over him is getting a bit too much.

 

[User13452]

So far Svech aho Jarvis haven’t shown up in this series at all