Welcome to The Temple of the Phil: The official Phil Kessel Meme Repository.

[AR5]

GG.

 

[Zen Arcade]

A buddy of mine today was saying how Kessel looks like less a hockey player and more like an air conditioner or heater repairman and now I can't unsee it.

 

[Shady Machine]

A buddy of mine today was saying how Kessel looks like less a hockey player and more like an air conditioner or heater repairman and now I can't unsee it.

That's funny because I have a friend who is a plumber and I told him he looked like Kessel.

 

[Headshot77]

I work in HVAC, I can confirm that Kessel does indeed look like some of my co-workers. Also, I had a birthday recently, and this was my cake:

It tasted like freedom.

 

[Darth Vitale]

I work in HVAC, I can confirm that Kessel does indeed look like some of my co-workers. Also, I had a birthday recently, and this was my cake:

It tasted like freedom.

LMAO. You have some good friends, that's all I'll say.

That's a beaut.

 

[AR5]

I work in HVAC, I can confirm that Kessel does indeed look like some of my co-workers. Also, I had a birthday recently, and this was my cake:

It tasted like freedom.

All Bow at the Cake of The Phil.

Phil Thyself up with the good Takings.

(Also, AWESOME friends/family/co-workers dude. Dang.)

 

[Penguinator]

Next time Phil goes to Chicago, you just know where he's gonna go & who's lovable black & gold pal he's bringing. Because it matters, see? Aaaaah Yesssss!!!

 

[Ugene Magic]

I work in HVAC, I can confirm that Kessel does indeed look like some of my co-workers. Also, I had a birthday recently, and this was my cake:

It tasted like freedom.

That is fantastic.

Happy belated B-day!

I hope they offered hotdogs and Kessel Fried Chicken leading up to the cake. Great are the ones close to you.

 

[Darth Vitale]

Next time Phil goes to Chicago, you just know where he's gonna go & who's lovable black & gold pal he's bringing. Because it matters, see? Aaaaah Yesssss!!!

The most ****ed up thing about that was when the guy sprayed customers with fake puke. I hope those were production staff filling in for actual customers. I'd be ****ing pissed. Having to walk around all night with ketchup and corn chunks all over me. That dog is an a-hole.

"Nothing gets past you, *****... especially the carbohydrates!"




I don't think Kessel would fair too well in that environment. You need someone more like Torts to go in there. I'd pay good money to see that.

"Listen to me you ****in' grease-jockey, I'm the coach for the ________, we got a game tonight and I didn't come here to listen to you run your mouth. Now give me the ****in' char-dog or...."

"B ITCH I don't care WHO you is. Thinkin' you can come up in here with your fancy white-man hockey talk and impress ME! Put yo' ****in' money in the tip-jar and take your char-dog and go play your cold-ass hockey game. Who the **** wants to stand around shiv'rin all day on a block of ice anyway, you stupid ************! Don't you have any common sense?"

 

[Coach Travis]

 

[Penguinator]

I don't think Kessel would fair too well in that environment. You need someone more like Torts to go in there. I'd pay good money to see that.

"Listen to me you ****in' grease-jockey, I'm the coach for the ________, we got a game tonight and I didn't come here to listen to you run your mouth. Now give me the ****in' char-dog or...."

"B ITCH I don't care WHO you is. Thinkin' you can come up in here with your fancy white-man hockey talk and impress ME! Put yo' ****in' money in the tip-jar and take your char-dog and go play your cold-ass hockey game. Who the **** wants to stand around shiv'rin all day on a block of ice anyway, you stupid ************! Don't you have any common sense?"

Well, you try to imitate the video by sending Kessel 1rst then you bring in Torturella so the place gets tons of money from Phil & tons of **** from Torts. You could also send Triumph & Torts at the same time but that just might be overkill...

 

[ChrisKuuuunitz]

Smokes lets go

 

[tom_servo]

Guy posted his webcomic on Reddit.

http://cityfolk.ca/the-phil/

 

[Winger for Hire]

 

[Penguinator]

Love that Phil has Phil on his right shoulder.

Should have held a hot dog though, that handkerchief he's holding is just the right size to be photoshopped.

 

[KrisLetAngry]

Guy posted his webcomic on Reddit.

http://cityfolk.ca/the-phil/

At first I thought the 2nd comic was Crosby. It was alright

Then I realize it is Geno and now I am laughing a lot. Just a great joke.

 

[Darth Vitale]

Hahaha. Brilliant.

 

[billybudd]

A buddy of mine today was saying how Kessel looks like less a hockey player and more like an air conditioner or heater repairman and now I can't unsee it.

Brother texted me this

Edit: the pic of this text, not the text.

 

[Skillzz]

Brother texted me this

Edit: the pic of this text, not the text.

A Red Wings blog did a whole thing about this, where people ask non-hockey fans what they think Kessel does for a living. It's good stuff

http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2014/10/17/6994629/report-what-does-phil-kessel-do-for-a-living

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Guy posted his webcomic on Reddit.

http://cityfolk.ca/the-phil/

 

[WayneSid9987]

 

[tom_servo]

Yeah, you gotta appreciate that one. An in-joke for Pens fans.

 

[Waffle Fries]

A Red Wings blog did a whole thing about this, where people ask non-hockey fans what they think Kessel does for a living. It's good stuff

http://www.wingingitinmotown.com/2014/10/17/6994629/report-what-does-phil-kessel-do-for-a-living

Poor Phil. People are *******s.

 

[AR5]

Last one is the best! ROFL!!

 

[Penguinator]

Gotta love how Malkin is the a-hole in that comic strip. Yes, best one so far.