GDT: Wednesday, November Twenty Seventh, Two Thousand Twenty Four: National Hockey League Eastern Conference Number Two Carolina Hurricanes (Fifteen Wins,

[Stickpucker]

apply a vigorous whipping to their posterior end

Buttercream they ass!

 

[Svechhammer]

 

[LakeLivin]

Given this GDT theme I figure I should showcase my literary chops:

See Canes goal.
Goal, Canes, goal!
Martin make save.
Save, Martin, save!
Rongos leave sad.
Sad Rongos, sad.

 

[tarheelhockey]

This attitude is everything wrong with the forums today if not the world

Tsk tsk.

I hope we go undefeated the rest of the season, if not eternity, and we can continue with gdts from great minds such as OPs that allow us to explore new frontiers of the gdt landscape.

True fact: if you print these GDTs and keep them in a climate-controlled space, they will be worth a literally incalculable amount of money in the future. Collectors take note

 

[MinJaBen]

Five Losses, One Shootout Loss) Versus National Hockey League Eastern Conference Number Five New York Rangers (Twelve Wins, Seven Losses, One Shootout Loss) In A Wednesday Night Regular Season Conference Rivalry Matchup; Game Time Seven O’Clock In The Evening, Eastern Standard Time; Location Lenovo Center, Raleigh, North Carolina, United States of America; Locally Broadcast in Carolina on the Fanduel Sports Network; Locally Broadcast in New York on the MSG Network; Streaming Nationally on ESPN Plus (Regional Blackout Restrictions May Apply); Locally Broadcast Over The Radio At Ninety Nine Point Nine, The Fan, Flagship Station Of The Carolina Hurricanes; Full Lineup Projections, Injury Updates, Goalie Matchups, and Historical Head-To-Head Statistical Records Available On The National Hockey League Website at NHL Dot Com; Game Time Weather Conditions: Fifty Two Degrees And Clear With Zero Percent Precipitation; The Carolina Hurricanes Are On A Streak Of Four Wins, One Loss, And One Shootout Loss In Their Past Seven Games, While the New York Rangers Have Lost Three Straight And Five Of Their Last Seven; This Is The Season’s First Meeting Between The Two Clubs; Martin Necas Leads The Carolina Hurricanes With Twelve Goals And Twenty Three Assists, While Artemi Panarin Leads The New York Rangers With Twelve Goals And Thirteen Assists; Resale Tickets Going For As Little As Fifty Dollars On SeatGeek, Which Is A Little Cheaper Than StubHub, And Definitely Cheaper And Less Evil Than Ticketmaster, So Probably Just Make SeatGeek Your Go-To If You’re In The Market; Current Vegas Odds Have The Carolina Hurricanes Around Plus Nine Hundred To Win The Stanley Cup This Year; Heavy Traffic Expected In The Area Of Edwards Mill Rd And Blue Ridge Rd Before And After Game Time — Travelers Advised To Bypass The Area If Possible.


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My pinkies hurt just thinking about the number of times you had to hit "shift" on this game day thread.

 

[baconandbread]

Move em to Quebec! N'est pas du but Rangérs!

 

[The Faulker 27]

Rosolovic revenge game. Maybe he shows up like he did vs columbus. If he does, hopefully they come away with the win this time.

 

[CanesUltimate11]

I think you meant to say

Zero Plus Two Plus Two Plus Zero Plus Two Plus Two Plus Two Plus Two Plus Two Plus Two Plus Two Plus Two Plus Zero Plus Two Plus Two Plus Two Plus Zero Plus One Plus Two Plus Two Equals Thirty-Three

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[Borsig]

I could never have made this game. The only one I can / could make is friday. If I drove over for that game, we will lose.

Reckon I'll stay home

 

[Wolfpuck]

The rongos are struggling and depleted.

Don’t blow this one, Spence.

 

[Derailed75]

You said it all, when you said nothing at all

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According to Clutch it's 1000110101

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

ZIBANEJAD, A MAN WITH THE HEAD OF A SEA-ONION AND THE MIND OF A DONKEY!

 

[Borsig]

ZIBANEJAD, A MAN WITH THE HEAD OF A SEA-ONION AND THE MIND OF A DONKEY!

What the f*** is a sea onion?

 

[Lucky Lindy]

Is Hainsey playing?

If so, 1-5 loss with Hainsey scoring six goals.

If not, 1-5 loss with no Hainsey goals.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

What the f*** is a sea onion?

 

[Blueline Bomber]

This attitude is everything wrong with the forums today if not the world

Tsk tsk.

I hope we go undefeated the rest of the season, if not eternity, and we can continue with gdts from great minds such as OPs that allow us to explore new frontiers of the gdt landscape.

If we go undefeated, the last GDT will just be Tarheel copy and pasting the entirety of Wikipedia.

 

[robbieberns]

this GDT format depresses me in the same manner as seeing otherwise beautiful countryside being plagued by data mining farms full of perpetually running graphics cards whirring away for the sole purpose of generating cryptocurrency

 

[Tryamw]

If we go undefeated, the last GDT will just be Tarheel copy and pasting the entirety of Wikipedia.

Yeah not reading that