Post-Game Talk: We suck (Well, the Players, coaches, management, Ice Caretakers)

[JCLA]

So you come for the jerks to a place that prides itself for the sucking.

I thought we prided ourselves on the licks, ahem, likes

 

[Unsustainable]

Dicks.

I don’t like their store much lately, went in there to look for some camping stuff and it was pretty much all gone.

 

[cptjeff]

I thought we prided ourselves on the licks, ahem, likes

Licks and dicks, that's the HF Canes way.

 

[HisIceness]

Columbus has bumped us out of the last Wild-Card spot. I hate all of you and I hope when you guys order your steaks medium well, you receive them medium rare instead. I also hope when you turn on your car radio, your favorite song gets interrupted by a test of the National Alert System.

Have a great evening friends.

 

[AD Skinner]

Medium rare is a good steak

 

[Negan4Coach]

Columbus has bumped us out of the last Wild-Card spot. I hate all of you and I hope when you guys order your steaks medium well, you receive them medium rare instead. I also hope when you turn on your car radio, your favorite song gets interrupted by a test of the National Alert System.

Have a great evening friends.

I eat mine's well done with ketchup, f***er

 

[Lempo]

Dicks.

Yeah I think we better be wary how to wave our dicksies around, you know, the my-son-dick-son line and all that. The atmosphere is too prone for unfortunare misunderstandings, if it looks like the South's gonna rise, including in the standings.

Look away from the dicks thing.

 

[NotOpie]

Dicks.

 

[RodTheBawd]

Yeah I think we better be wary how to wave our dicksies around, you know, the my-son-dick-son line and all that. The atmosphere is too prone for unfortunare misunderstandings, if it looks like the South's gonna rise, including in the standings.

Look away from the dicks thing.

Too meta for me. There's a Tlusty joke here somewhere.

 

[Murzu]

This is/was a popular(ish) video at Avs board. Feel free to use it:

 

[geehaad]

This is/was a popular(ish) video at Avs board. Feel free to use it:

You guys stole it from us. Without our permission.

 

[Murzu]

You guys stole it from us. Without our permission.

If we continue to suck in the future too may we use it?

 

[geehaad]

If we continue to suck in the future too may we use it?

Ok, but just know that you're gonna have quite a long wait until we're done with it.

 

[Murzu]

Ok, but just know that you're gonna have quite a long wait until we're done with it.

Sharing is caring.

 

[DaveG]

we also use the Harvard one from time to time.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

we also use the Harvard one from time to time.

Them was the times

 

[Unsustainable]

We suck

 

[Tryamw]

Soon to bring back the Fail boat.

 

[Wolfpuck]

Succ big penos

 

[Lucky Lindy]

We suuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

[Incubajerks]

They seem lost....and us too.

 

[Negan4Coach]

Them was the times

I'm toying with the idea of getting a blank jersey and having "THESE IS THE TIMES" sewn in place of the name tape, then getting a seat right behind the bench and spending long stretches of the game with it plastered up against the glass for the benefit of te team.

Do you think anybody other than Brindy would get it?

 

[The Faulker 27]

I'm surprised there isn't a petition of some sort by now. This bullshit is about as stupid as it gets.

I'm so tired of hearing "we have to find a way to <insert thing they never find a way to do>"

I want to find to way to root for another team, but I guess that never happens either.

 

[geehaad]

 

[The Faulker 27]