We Can Do Better!

[Der Jaeger]

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
Rhymes are stupid.
Please just win.

 

[Buffaloed]

I did my part.
GDT: - #61 - Capitals vs. Sabres at 1 PM ET on MSG-B, NHLN, and WGR

 

[Der Jaeger]

I dedicated a shower song I sang this morning to the Sabres. My part in the win. You're welcome.

 

[HaNotsri]

The effort in this thread is lousy. We need to confess more stuff to pay tribute!
Confession 1#
Sometimes when the Sabres play bad I want them to play even worse. I take sick pleasure in watching us trying to get back into games with Sobotka out on the ice during the end of the game. Sabres connects me to dark sides of my ego that I didn't know before. The true joy of fandom is a shared, mutual, experience and somehow that gets more intense when we are really terrible instead of just bad. The best scenario would obviously be to start winning more games and share the mutual experience of joy but since that becomes less and less likely this season I'm longing for the morbid pleasures that a 1-5 loss on home ice brings (the one goal scored by Pominville, unassisted).
One can say I lost my love for the game but found a new perversion in its place.
My father always says "What I've lost in lust for life I've gained in a deathwish" when he wants to cheer himself up.

 

[DolanPlsGoSabres]

The effort in this thread is lousy. We need to confess more stuff to pay tribute!
Confession 1#
Sometimes when the Sabres play bad I want them to play even worse. I take sick pleasure in watching us trying to get back into games with Sobotka out on the ice during the end of the game. Sabres connects me to dark sides of my ego that I didn't know before. The true joy of fandom is a shared, mutual, experience and somehow that gets more intense when we are really terrible instead of just bad. The best scenario would obviously be to start winning more games and share the mutual experience of joy but since that becomes less and less likely this season I'm longing for the morbid pleasures that a 1-5 loss on home ice brings (the one goal scored by Pominville, unassisted).
One can say I lost my love for the game but found a new perversion in its place.
My father always says "What I've lost in lust for life I've gained in a deathwish" when he wants to cheer himself up.

What fanbase should we trade you to for some cap dumps?

 

[Buffaloed]

A few bad bounces are holding this thread back. Where did I leave my gum?

 

[Buffaloed]

I've been slacking off. Going for the cheap one-liners, taking shortcuts, not finishing my routines. It's easy to get discouraged and quit. This is the time of the year we show what we're made of!

 

[Der Jaeger]

I made my first GBU thread. So there’s that....

 

[Buffaloed]

I made my first GBU thread. So there’s that....

We're changing the culture one spore at a time.

 

[oldgoalie]

We're changing the culture one spore at a time.

Buffalo Sabres petri dish.

 

[Buffaloed]

I'd like to know why we're repeating Chinese history. Murray and Whaley represent the young and foolish Mao of the disastrous great leap forward when he tried to rush things. Now we're 2 years into the cultural revolution. There won't be any stability until Mao dies and the gang of four is arrested.

 

[Buffaloed]

The GDT returns Friday April 19th as the Amerks take on the hated Toronto Marlies and their overrated coach Sheldon Keefe in the Calder Cup Playoffs. Your typing fingers and drinking elbows better be in game shape.

 

[Mr Orangeshirt]

The GDT returns Friday April 19th as the Amerks take on the hated Toronto Marlies and their overrated coach Sheldon Keefe in the Calder Cup Playoffs. Your typing fingers and drinking elbows better be in game shape.

Wait...I got sent down???

 

[tsujimoto74]

Wait...I got sent down???

We made sure to do paper transactions for the whole board so everyone would be eligible for the AHL playoffs.

 

[Buffaloed]

Wait...I got sent down???

I dunno that's Randy Sexton's job.

 

[MrMaster]

We can do butter.

 

[Buffaloed]

I had that Fire Housley avatar way too long, but it worked. Can avatar power influence the coaching decision?

 

[cybresabre]

I had that Fire Housley avatar was too long, but it worked. Can avatar power influence the coaching decision?

maybe at 125x125...

 

[Buffaloed]

maybe at 125x125...

We're waiting for the results of the Oxford Study on Avatar Dimension Bias. The results won't be known for 15 years.

 

[sabremike]

I had that Fire Housley avatar way too long, but it worked. Can avatar power influence the coaching decision?

The fact that your new one is a Whaler getting killed made me cry #LLTW #BLEEDGREEN #FOREVERWHALERS

 

[Buffaloed]

The fact that your new one is a Whaler getting killed made me cry #LLTW #BLEEDGREEN #FOREVERWHALERS

That's Kevin Brown. He was the sort of player Botterill would trade a pick for.
Photos: New Panthers coach Bob Boughner through the years

 

[sabremike]

That's Kevin Brown. He was the sort of player Botterill would trade a pick for.
Photos: New Panthers coach Bob Boughner through the years

I WANT THIS MAN TO BE OUR NEXT COACH:

My all time childhood hockey hero along with Ronnie!!!

 

[K8fool]

That's Kevin Brown. He was the sort of player Botterill would trade a pick for.
Photos: New Panthers coach Bob Boughner through the years

We need a coach who will grab opposing players that mess with our guys with the same physicality that Bob Knight showed his own kids.. Boughner May be a backup as nobody can say our team doesn’t need an enforcer..

 

[Buffaloed]

Good News! We've reached an agreement with a facility to assist Sabres fans who are dealing with PTSD. We realize that no one can be a Sabres fan without experiencing some degree of PTSD and this can can manifest itself as behavioral problems. The award winning facility we've selected pioneered the concepts of "quiet time" and the "timeout". As soon as they ramp up their services to handle older kids (@sabremike ) they'll begin accepting clients.

 

[sabremike]

Good News! We've reached an agreement with a facility to assist Sabres fans who are dealing with PTSD. We realize that no one can be a Sabres fan without experiencing some degree of PTSD and this can can manifest itself as behavioral problems. The award winning facility we've selected pioneered the concepts of "quiet time" and the "timeout". As soon as they ramp up their services to handle older kids (@sabremike ) they'll begin accepting clients.

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