Pre-Game Talk: Versus Columbus. This is a haiku game thread. 5:30 game time

[NedPlimpton]

Not watching, but still hoping for the best.

 

[CycloneSweep]

I'm hoping for the boys to just show up in the first

 

[Aerchon]

I don't make many predictions generally speaking for game results. When I do they are typically negative.

Calling multiple goals from the bottom 6.

Chaisson and Russell (forward)

Klefbom

McDavid

4-3 win for the Oilers.

 

[Porkleaker]

Blah might as well watch this travesty.

 

[TJ Hooker]

Oilers f***ing suck.
Yes they f***ing really do.
Please show me I'm wrong.

 

[snipes]

Just win baby

 

[Joey Moss]

Two goals from the bottom 6 tonight book it

 

[yukoner88]

Not gonna lie, kinda worried tonight as it almost feels like a must win in my gut. And when I get that feeling the team tends to flop.

But I really hope they get kinda mad and manage to rebound and have a statement game, especially from the bottom half of the line up.

My big hope, lines 3 n 4 give us 3 goals tonight, McDrai with their standard 2 goals for a 5-2 win

 

[Not Canada Drai]

We're gonna score an early goal and absolutely blast those trash Jaquets.

8-2.

 

[McDrai]

Get ready for a never ending night of cannons

 

[Not Canada Drai]

Get ready for a never ending night of cannons

Klefbombs > Jaquet cannons

(Real talk though, can he start scoring?)

 

[Bones2079]

3-1 Oil. We will have a winner in Bottom Six Bingo. 3 points for McJesus. Just f***ing play better than last night!

 

[FanOfSadTeam]

I'm expecting a Granlund hattrick

 

[PinSeeker]

Do we see a pulse tonight? Or more zombies?

 

[Mav3rick07]

In = Persson and Granlund

Out = Manning and Jurco

 

[Mickmagoo]

We lose 3 1

 

[TheNumber4]

Were going to get rolled. It’s going to get embarrassing.

 

[Laodongxi]

Gloomy wintertime
A windy bluejacket shoots
under the cannons

 

[xoczar99ox]

Well I’ve got a nice warm bath drawn up and a fresh package of razors. I’m officially on suicide watch!

Please win Oilers I have young children.

 

[Ninety7]

Pretty cool intro

 

[Louis Cypher]

Is it just me or does it sometimes sound like Bob Staufer is both eating and trying to take a big constipated dump at the same time when he talks?

 

[snipes]

What is on Burke’s eye?

 

[Bones2079]

Just please come out and take it to them from the puck drop.....PLEASE..

 

[Louis Cypher]

McDavid goes supernova tonight with 4 points.

 

[TheNumber4]

Torts has a sign in the dressing room that says Safe is Death. Kris Russel should get that tattoo’d