Pre-Game Talk: Versus Columbus. This is a haiku game thread. 5:30 game time

[Sanchez]

Come on bury another one here boys!

 

[ElysiumAB]

Without Remenda.
All peaceful, nothing thrown.
Screw Torts, oh screw Torts.

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Jeez we better score again before things start evening out.

 

[YakDavid]

Whats up with these mics the past couple games. Crowd isnt that loud

 

[Porkleaker]

Wow. all the calls going to Edmonton for once.

 

[WhyYouHaveToBeMad]

Granlund Sheahan and I forget the other player is the worst line in the NHL.

Patrick Russel. Thats not even an AHL line let a lone NHL

 

[TheNumber4]

Nice toe save. Smith has cat like reflexes.

 

[stratedge]

I'm not a doctor, but I think Joel Persson's hips have fused to his rib cage or something. I'm basing this on observing the patient try to pivot 180 degrees.

 

[BlackDogg]

Without Remenda.
All peaceful, nothing thrown.
Screw Torts, oh screw Torts.

drop mic

 

[Sanchez]

Get Klefbom off the pp

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

I think the last time Klefbom scored from the point was in the playoffs.

 

[GhostfaceWu]

With the minutes Bear plays it is just dumb that he hasn't been given a shot on the top unit.

 

[Del Preston]

That's a nothing shot by Klefbom.

 

[McDNicks17]

I think the last time Klefbom scored from the point was in the playoffs.

When was the last time his shot even got through?

 

[WhyYouHaveToBeMad]

I think the last time Klefbom scored from the point was in the playoffs.

VS the Rangers this year

 

[Heavy Dee]

Haas isn't an NHL player

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

I do not understand the point of that shot... like why, that muffin even if tipped isn't going in.

 

[BigFuzzyDice]

11 Goals to 26 PIM. Closing in.

Those are big important pims. Plus if you consider that lurch is useless they really aren't any more short handed than when he's actually on the ice.

 

[Keggatron]

Klefbom sucks so much hole on the PP.

 

[xoczar99ox]

That was awesome!

 

[Sanchez]

Chiasson on pp? WTF???

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Chiasson on the top unit? Have you gone mental?

 

[TheNumber4]

Jenner. The would be Oiler if we didn't pick up Oilers alumni kid Musil. FFS.

 

[Del Preston]

Leon

 

[Not Canada Drai]

Just wire it dude, and thus the goals come. Hella.

Told ya'll we're gonna bop these idiots.