Utah... Yetis?

[The Real Pastafarian]

So if they restart the Coyotes in AZ, they'll get an expansion draft? Gross. And now it has me wishing the Wings had gone dormant 6 or 7 years ago, and moved personnel out to another city, and restarted in Detroit after a couple of years. We probably would have been in the playoffs for the last couple of years, maybe won a cup.

 

[Lazlo Hollyfeld]

It's a little more than that.

The "franchise" didn't relocate to Utah, only the players and some staff, etc. This includes minor league assets, prospects, etc. The "Coyotes", as a franchise, has been made dormant by the league, and Alex Meruelo has a five year window to acquire land and get the arena completed.

If current reporting is correct, he has until next April to actually acquire the land he needs, and the arena needs to be at least half finished by 31 December 2027. If it's at that point on or before that date, he can pay back the $1bn to the NHL and start the expansion draft process. If all this happens, the team should resume play in time for the 2029-2030 season, with the actual expansion draft occurring in the summer of 2029.

There's no word yet on what happens to the remains of the Coyotes franchise should Meruelo fail, but if I had to guess, it would go to the league until someone steps up, builds a barn, and pays the $1bn (or more?) to resurrect the Coyotes in Phoenix.

So it sounds very much like a sleight of hand to expand the league even further

 

[dalem177]

So it sounds very much like a sleight of hand to expand the league even further

Of course. The NHL exists to serve the NHL. This happens to all organizations. Eventually it will become pointless and unwatchable, like the NBA is to me now. Like the NBA, the NHL will become populated solely by 7 foot tall mutants who can create a "Michigan" goal from the slot.

 

[dj4aces]

So it sounds very much like a sleight of hand to expand the league even further

Well, yeah. The league has been answering "not at this time" to the expansion question for months now, complete with a wink and a smile.

The league and all of its owners wants footholds in all the major US markets. Like I said, now there's three missing -- Atlanta, Houston, and now Phoenix. Say what you will about a third try in Atlanta, but the first two were ownership issues, not fan issues. Houston had two attempts to join the league thearted -- once by the Cleveland Barons, who already had an arrangement in place to merge with the North Stars, and again in the mid-90s when the league intervened to keep the Oilers in Edmonton... then there's the never-ending Phoenix saga, who hasn't had stable and committed ownership since before the team left Winnipeg.

So, get ready for it. The league is gonna be 36 teams before we know it. The only question is, where will #36 end up?

 

[dalem177]

Well, yeah. The league has been answering "not at this time" to the expansion question for months now, complete with a wink and a smile.

The league and all of its owners wants footholds in all the major US markets. Like I said, now there's three missing -- Atlanta, Houston, and now Phoenix. Say what you will about a third try in Atlanta, but the first two were ownership issues, not fan issues. Houston had two attempts to join the league thearted -- once by the Cleveland Barons, who already had an arrangement in place to merge with the North Stars, and again in the mid-90s when the league intervened to keep the Oilers in Edmonton... then there's the never-ending Phoenix saga, who hasn't had stable and committed ownership since before the team left Winnipeg.

So, get ready for it. The league is gonna be 36 teams before we know it. The only question is, where will #36 end up?

I'd like Wisconsin to get a team. Get a good rivalry going between the Wild and the Wiscos.

You will sell many beer.

 

[dj4aces]

I'd like Wisconsin to get a team. Get a good rivalry going between the Wild and the Wiscos.

You will sell many beer.

That would be awesome, because the Blackhawks are only a quick drive to the south. Another nearby rivalry with a whole lot more beer sales. All that's needed is an owner.

 

[dalem177]

That would be awesome, because the Blackhawks are only a quick drive to the south. Another nearby rivalry with a whole lot more beer sales. All that's needed is an owner.

Base 'em in Madison, call 'em the Madison Hatters. They can steal the cheesehead hats from the Packers. The "Mad Hatters". Boom. Print money.

 

[dj4aces]

Base 'em in Madison, call 'em the Madison Hatters. They can steal the cheesehead hats from the Packers. The "Mad Hatters". Boom. Print money.

All you need is $1bn and you've got yourself a franchise! I'm sold. Welcome to the NHL, Madison WI!

 

[GreatGordie9]

Utah Uter

The Utah state animal is the elk, How about the Utah Elk.

 

[FMichael]

I'd like Wisconsin to get a team. Get a good rivalry going between the Wild and the Wiscos.

You will sell many beer.

We hate the FIBS even more than you clowns…

Base 'em in Madison, call 'em the Madison Hatters. They can steal the cheesehead hats from the Packers. The "Mad Hatters". Boom. Print money.

At 1st I thought it was ‘Haters’…

 

[dalem177]

The Utah state animal is the elk, How about the Utah Elk.

The Utah Racks?

 

[Axel Sandy Pelikan]

The Utah Racks?

And on the jersey, just a big ol pair of titties

 

[dalem177]

And on the jersey, just a big ol pair of titties

Geniuses, we are!

 

[Indrid Cold]

How about that Utah Hive? (The beehive State) Utah Gulls? (State bird). Utah Aspen? (State Tree and skiing)

 

[dalem177]

How about that Utah Hive? (The beehive State) Utah Gulls? (State bird). Utah Aspen? (State Tree and skiing)

I like the Aspen. That's a good one.

 

[Winger98]

Utah Jazz on Ice

 

[Sparty]

Just spell Utah backwards, be the Utah Hatu and create some new mythical beast, let's get really weird with it

 

[Realgud]

I think Utah Hive is by far the best from the ones I've seen. Everything else felt too corny.

 

[Axel Sandy Pelikan]

Salt Lake City Sea Slugs

 

[Gniwder]

Well, at least we know who their corporate sponsor will be.

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