Useless Thread MMXIV: Post Father's Day Discussion Thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

theres' no effort involved i just pour the mulch out and rake it on

i don't do manual laborl ike factory work

You’re too stupid for factory work.

You’d kill yourself/severely injure someone within 3 days due to your incompetence and laziness.

Not to mention you’d whine about being on your feet all day like a bitch

 

[John Price]

A PS5 Pro here with taxes would…..

aps5 is like 500 usd

 

[John Price]

You’re too stupid for factory work.

You’d kill yourself/severely injure someone within 3 days due to your incompetence and laziness.

Not to mention you’d whine about being on your feet all day like a bitch

pretty much

i was born with a golden spoon i only do white collar work

 

[John Price]

yinz keep forgetting this is a very rich and affluent area

we don't work int he mines or do factory work there are no factories here

 

[John Price]

the second job I have is largely manual though I just help tear down the place and set it up

some of the boards are heavy lmao

metal boards

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

aps5 is like 500 usd

$959 CAD with tax is $1084.75

f*** that

 

[John Price]

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$959 CAD with tax is $1084.75

f*** that

tarriffs

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

i was born with a golden spoon i only do white collar work

It’s not a spoon you have up your ass….

 

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theres' no effort involved i just pour the mulch out and rake it on

i don't do manual laborl ike factory work

Take a pic of it to prove you actually did it

 

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It’s not a spoon you have up your ass….

A plushie dildo is more like it

 

[John Price]

Take a pic of it to prove you actually did it

it's too hot out

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

A plushie dildo is more like it

Or a fuzzy butt plug

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

it's too hot out

Excuses….

 

[John Price]

The slim one is only 650

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The slim one is only 650

Which is still $735 with tax

That’s insane for an aging console….

 

[John Price]

I lied I might not watch smackdown

 

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it's too hot out

p***y. Your soft hands probably already have blisters on them.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

p***y. Your soft hands probably already have blisters on them.

Or rugburn from jerkin’ plushies all day

 

[John Price]

dispensaries

 

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Or rugburn from jerkin’ plushies all day

Nah he has rug burn from that

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Thought you were allergic to manual labor?

Yeah I’m not buying he did that and am wondering how he even new the unit of measurement for mulch there

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

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Yeah I’m not buying he did that and am wondering how he even new the unit of measurement for mulch there

Yeah it’s a load of horseshit

 

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Got your PTO approved I take it?

 

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I’m real picky about mulch. Only get it from Ohio mulch. Got mulch one time from Lowe’s and it had an invasive species of grass in it. Took me 2 years to eradicate it.