Useless Thread MMXIV: Post Father's Day Discussion Thread

[End of Line]

I could go to Columbus but you would have to be my personal uber drive and guide me everywhere. Just stay out of gateway district lol

Uhm, no. I’d drop you off on Sullivant Ave and tell you goodbye.

Btw have you ever had a mustache ride?

 

[John Price]

"Welcome John we would love to have you over for dinner. Would you like this hannibal lecter'd deer carcas"

Me

 

[John Price]

@End of Line did you manually butcher a young deer in your garage and hang it up to "dry"

 

[John Price]

Remember that time someone made venison sausage at the tailgate and I was too scared to try it

 

[John Price]

I have a bad stomach I can't eat most new things

 

[John Price]

I will say though I don't like eating deer but at least you're eating it

as a hunter you should essentially kill, skin, butcher and make your own food like you're a manly man

the worst are those people who hunt for sport and they don't even eat what they kill. in asia they literally hunt sharks, slice their fin off and throw them right back in the ocean to die

 

[Mrfenn92]

 

[John Price]

In Japan they eat horses

disgusting

 

[John Price]

I strictly eat only beef chicken and pork

 

[End of Line]

@End of Line did you manually butcher a young deer in your garage and hang it up to "dry"

No, that picture was at friend of mine

 

[John Price]

Eating anything out side of chicken, pork and beef can give you brainworms

I don't eat bison or any shit like that

 

[John Price]

it's true that's why the USDA won't allow companies to sell wild game

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Eating anything out side of chicken, pork and beef can give you brainworms

I don't eat bison or any shit like that

That's why we cook meat before eating it, assface

 

[John Price]

That's why we cook meat before eating it, assface

Even cooking deer or bison can lead to parasites which is why the USDA won't allow companies to sell wild game

when Arby's had their deer burger in 2014 they just outsourced it from NZ free range deer farms

 

[John Price]

The USDA plays a role in regulating and ensuring the safety of wild game meat, primarily through inspection and import regulations. While hunting and consuming wild game for personal use is generally permissible, selling it, especially meat from native species harvested by recreational hunters, is often restricted. Farm-raised game, however, can be sold if it meets government inspection standards.
Here's a more detailed breakdown:
USDA's Role:

Inspection:
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USDA inspection of wild game meat is voluntary, except for ratites (e.g., emus, ostriches).
Import Regulations:
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The USDA Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service (APHIS) and U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) regulate the import of wild game meat to prevent the introduction of diseases.
State Regulations:
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States have primary responsibility for managing wildlife within their borders, including hunting regulations and the sale of harvested game.
Conservation Efforts:
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Restrictions on selling wild game meat are often in place to protect wildlife populations and prevent overhunting.

Key Considerations:

Personal Consumption:
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Harvesting and consuming wild game for personal use is generally allowed, provided it's done legally within hunting regulations.
Selling Wild Game:
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Selling wild game meat, especially from native species, is often restricted or prohibited.
Farm-Raised Game:
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Farm-raised game can be sold if it has been inspected by the USDA or state agencies.
Importing:
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Importing wild game meat can be complex, with specific requirements for inspection and documentation.
Food Safety:
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Proper handling and processing of wild game are crucial for food safety. This includes dressing the animal as soon as possible, chilling it promptly, and potentially using a commercial meat locker.

 

[John Price]

Just grabbed some nice, warm slightly wet dishes out of the dishwasher

 

[John Price]

 

[End of Line]

I don't eat bison or any shit like that

A diamond upside down is a p***y

 

[John Price]

is tomas tatar still on the wings

 

[John Price]

A diamond upside down is a p***y

 

[John Price]

Exciting news, I just noticed I am halfway through the workday

 

[PanthersPens62]

@PanthersPens62 Does NCL offer excursions at ports?

Of course.

 

[John Price]

why is oldberg still wrestling

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

New Naked Gun movie looks promising, but it's directed by Akiva Schaffer and I have not liked any of his movies.

 

[John Price]

5 shot, 3 fatally including infant at carnival in Salt Lake City suburb 5 shot, 3 fatally at "WestFest" carnival in Salt Lake City suburb. One of those killed was an infant, police say.