Useless thread MMXII: Back, and better than ever

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

Actually that is my man Greeny's signature line.

 

[John Price]

Metallica tomorrow Will be wild!

 

[PanthersPens62]

Get well soon, Caitlin Clark !

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Anyone want to hire the ol Oogler Boogler for work?
Think it's time to find a new job!

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

"
And now I'm back, the boss of you morons"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Metallica tomorrow Will be wild!

They haven’t been wild live since ‘92

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

This was Metallica

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

But yes..be careful when they unleash the giant f***ing beach balls during “Seek And Destroy” nowadays

@John Price

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[John Price]

That's the pit

I'm not going to the pit I'll be high up at midfield lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

That's the pit

I'm not going to the pit I'll be high up at midfield lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

That's the pit

I'm not going to the pit I'll be high up at midfield lol

No such thing as the “pit” @ Metallica concerts anymore.

That’s the rich twat/family friendly fun zone section

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

TJ Oshie is capable of working the intermission report, but not playing hockey.

Choosing to no longer play hockey is not a valid excuse to go on LTIR.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

TJ Oshie is capable of working the intermission report, but not playing hockey.

Choosing to no longer play hockey is not a valid excuse to go on LTIR.

Might as well call him “TJ Ouchie”

Whatta bitch.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I have no words. How dare they ruin a song from an album full of rawness, energy and violence.

THE ALBUM IS CALLED KILL EM ALL. YOUR SONG IS CALLED SEEK & DESTROY. THIS IS NOT WHERE BEACH BALLS BELONG YOU GODDAMM TWATS.

That's not losing your edge: that's losing your SOUL.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

"I would be in pain if I kept playing" exposes how stupidly easy it is to pull some LTIR bullshit.

Every player has nagging injuries, so anyone can just suddenly decide to LTIRetire when they no longer want to play.

How convenient that Marian Hossa could no longer play through the pain once his front-loaded contact was only paying him $1m a year.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I have no words. How dare they ruin a song from an album full of rawness, energy and violence.

THE ALBUM IS CALLED KILL EM ALL. YOUR SONG IS CALLED SEEK & DESTROY. THIS IS NOT WHERE BEACH BALLS BELONG YOU GODDAMM TWATS.

That's not losing your edge: that's losing your SOUL.

I said the same thing to my wife earlier when we were both lirl’ing at JP’s “Metallica will be wild tomorrow night” comment.

Seriously. What next?? Inflatable horseys coming out during “The Four Horsemen”

 

[TheGreenTBer]

I said the same thing to my wife earlier when we were both lirl’ing at JP’s “Metallica will be wild tomorrow night” comment.

Seriously. What next?? Inflatable horseys coming out during “The Four Horsemen”

It's one thing if they sold out for their newer records.

But if you are playing anything pre-Black Album live you better as f*** give it your all and be angry in the process because that is what those records were about: technical fury.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It's one thing if they sold out for their newer records.

But if you are playing anything pre-Black Album live you better as f*** give it your all and be angry in the process because that is what those records were about: technical fury.

Am surprised they haven’t retitled “Jump In The Fire” to “(Please Don’t) Jump In The Fire” or FFWF to “Fight Fire With Water…”

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Am surprised they haven’t retitled “Jump In The Fire” to “(Please Don’t) Jump In The Fire” or FFWF to “Fight Fire With Water…”

Lirl

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

“(Please Get Help) Trapped Under Ice”

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Fade to Grayscale

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Fade to Grayscale

“(Don’t Forget To Charge Your Phone) Battery”