Useless thread MMXI: MetalHead has the sniffles

[John Price]

This UT has become me rambling about my psychiatric issues and I don't give a shit anymore. You're gonna hear what I have to say, whether you like it or not. This is the Jim Cornette hour. The opinions here are my opinions and you're gonna see them damn it.

Now about damn women. They say that you can't rizz them up at the gym, can't rizz them up at the supermarket, and like the only place you can rizz them up in a public setting is at the bar. And you can't even do that unless you have a wingman to get her all alone. Like, do you expect me to walk up to someone and they friends and go "ayo bird"

f*** outta here

 

[PanthersPens62]

Lazy ass me can't be a doc. You have to go to like 10 years of medical school. Not that I wouldn't be able to afford it (I am very rich!) but it's just too much memorization. I ain't know shit about my body. All I know is that I just eat processed food and it comes out. Lol. I don't know jno medical science which would make me having the exact same amount of knowledge of medicine as [REDACTED]

"Nobody should take medical advice from me." - [REDACTED]



@PanthersPens62

I accidentally happened upon Hannity in the wee hours because all the other networks had nn-regular programming & he was interviewing the above referenced person in a steak & shake where said person had a huge plate of fries he insisted were healthy because of the oil it was cooked in along with a healthy sized burger filled with toppings. Yikes !

 

[John Price]

Did you never play sports? Never lift weights? I’m not being facetious I’m legit curious

I'm a scrawny bitch boy I'm not an athlete

I've been with computers all my life

 

[John Price]

From age 3 I was given a Commodore 64 and I have been a nerd ever since

I don't play sports I was always the geek in PE with the thick ass glasses scared of being hit by the dodgeball

 

[John Price]

I used to play baseball when I was a kid. I'd intentionally not swing to get out so I could go back to the dugout. I am not an athlete.

I wasn't until 16. And then again my thick ass glasses prohibit me from doing anything sports or ball related because I'm basically blind as a bat without my glasses. I'm Milhouse.

 

[John Price]

I will say though I wish I had gotten into sports earlier but as stated multiple times before I spent much of my childhood 3 inches fromt he TV watching Spider Man on FOX or Batman, or reading books. I had the ultimate nerd upbringing. I didn't have a Super Nintendo either. No, we were too cheap for that. Had some bitch ass 500-cartridge-in-1 atari or neo geo shit with all these japanese games lol. I don't read japanese.

 

[John Price]

I accidentally happened upon Hannity in the wee hours because all the other networks had nn-regular programming & he was interviewing the above referenced person in a steak & shake where said person had a huge plate of fries he insisted were healthy because of the oil it was cooked in along with a healthy sized burger filled with toppings. Yikes !

You aren't allowed to mention H word here !

 

[John Price]

I have some hilarious memories of listening to the radio but I can't mention it here. Maybe in PM. Lol.

 

[John Price]

I've said time and time again I know the most about computers for anyone here because I spent my whole life around computers coding, playing games, or doing nerd shit like cutting videos. I even know more than @Sega Dreamcast about computers.

All I would f***ing do after school is play computer games. Just endless computer games. Doom, Wolfenstein 3d, chessmaster, mavis beacon. All I did. I had no social life

 

[John Price]

I will say I'm not entirely truthful because I used to play Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter II like every other kid in the 90's, but they weren't at my house because I didnt' have a SNES or Sega Genesis. Yes, I went to someone else's house after school, but yeah we would pretty much just play that and Mario World all day

 

[John Price]

You want some Shoyuken?

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan how many of the f***ing fatality combos did you memorize?

i didn't nkow any of them lol. you had to go like left right a b a b and I didn't have a SNES so I couldn't practice as much. Never did a fatality

 

[John Price]

@TheGreenTBer

 

[John Price]

Legit f*** this game.



Nobody growing up ever reached the last levels with Burns lol

@End of Line

Do you remember the NES one? I hated that game. Never got past the great wall of china

 

[John Price]

The worst ever game was TMNT for original NES. That game was way too hard.

 

[John Price]

I accidentally happened upon Hannity in the wee hours because all the other networks had nn-regular programming & he was interviewing the above referenced person in a steak & shake where said person had a huge plate of fries he insisted were healthy because of the oil it was cooked in along with a healthy sized burger filled with toppings. Yikes !

he thinks it's healthier if it's cooked in beef tallow instead of all the transhydrogenated oils we use today

inb4 no such trashydrogenated oils exist

it's a joke, lighten up

 

[John Price]

I'm pretty mad because the mall used to have an arcade where you can just waste hours of time just playing video games. Yes arcades still exist today but not as much. For instance Round One and Dave and Busters are still around but they aren't on every corner now.

AREA 51

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

When I was a kid they used to sell these.

Now games don't have those kinds of secrets anymore.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

June 6th, Summer Game Fest

 

[John Price]

Did you never play sports? Never lift weights? I’m not being facetious I’m legit curious

I actually used to lift weights senior year. They said JP, you have an extra course spot left. Do you want to learn about money and financial wellness, and how to keep your money...or do you want to take weight lifting senior year.

I chose the latter.

 

[John Price]

Bitch you are talking to somebody who literally lifted weights 9th, 10th and 12th grade. I ran the weight lifting in the day.

Of course I retired after that so. But yeah, I was a big weight lifting guy. That was my PE back in the day. We would cycle between these I think Cam machines or whatever the ones are with the chains and the pin which you move up and down. I don't really work with free weights and haven't for a long time unless it was preacher curls. And you know damn well I didn't bench.

 

[John Price]

I didn't bench because I didn't really know anyone who could be a spotter. Plus I don't like free weights. I was never a big free weight guy. If you have machines why not just use them? I love the machines. You can just set the pin and then do your exercises. 3 x 10 we used to do back in the day.

You know what the problem with the machines was, and I'm showing off my knowledge here, but they said, JP, these machines have too much of a limited range of motion. If you REALLY want to weight lift you need to get off the machines and work with free weights and dumbbells. And I never listened, I never did it.

 

[John Price]

I haven't been to a gym since before COVID. When COVID hit I had to go to planet fitness like 3 miles away and cancel my subscription.