Useless thread MMXI: MetalHead has the sniffles

[TheGreenTBer]

Pantera tomorrow

If there's no Vinnie or Dimebag it's not Pantera

Not trying to be a douche but just saying

 

[End of Line]

 

[John Price]

It’s because you never done exercises to increase glute muscle mass. The Hank Hill issue.

look at doc end of line over here

 

[John Price]

It’s because you never done exercises to increase glute muscle mass. The Hank Hill issue.

nah another friend of mine rides motorcycles and he said he still gets residual tailbone pain just from one ride. it's messed up man.

 

[John Price]

Not a motorcycle man, that stuff is too loud. Be sleeping or peacefully resting and then VRRRRRR VRRRRRRRRRRRRR VRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

and you thought the big ass exhaust pipes with NOS were bad lol

 

[John Price]

"Oh that nasty Red 40 is gonna get you!"

Sure it is. Red 40 beat me up and took my lunch money.

 

[John Price]

f***ing dumb ass superconference shit is why college football is going to die, by it's own greed

 

[End of Line]

nah another friend of mine rides motorcycles and he said he still gets residual tailbone pain just from one ride. it's messed up man.

You’re a moron when it comes to physiology

 

[John Price]

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You’re a moron when it comes to physiology

look at the personal trainer over here

 

[John Price]

Instead of being a passive aggressive jackass help a "bud" out by elaborating how to make glutes bigger

"work out village idiot"

some of us have no physiological training because we aren't medical nerds

 

[John Price]

I tell you if I have to f***ing get in a car to go back to the 5 dollar a month planet fitness down the street to "improve my glutes" I won't do it

nothing against that establishment I just can't go there at this time lol

 

[John Price]

sorry I don't bulk up on protein shakes brah

 

[John Price]

Creatine is a compound that comes from three amino acids. Creatine is found mostly in your body's muscles as well as in the brain. Most people get creatine through seafood and red meat — though at levels far below those found in synthetically made creatine supplements.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

i spend my whole day staring at a computer watching baseball and tennis all work day

the f*** do you expect me to know about the muscular composition of my body. i'm a computer nerd.

 

[John Price]

I used to want to be a doctor. I took a human physiology course in high school.

Long time ago. When men were dinosaurs.

 

[John Price]

Lazy ass me can't be a doc. You have to go to like 10 years of medical school. Not that I wouldn't be able to afford it (I am very rich!) but it's just too much memorization. I ain't know shit about my body. All I know is that I just eat processed food and it comes out. Lol. I don't know jno medical science which would make me having the exact same amount of knowledge of medicine as [REDACTED]

"Nobody should take medical advice from me." - [REDACTED]



@PanthersPens62

 

[John Price]

"Nobody should take medical advice from me."

 

[John Price]

I think eating raw venison can get you brainworms. But the man we like to kid about frequently swims in bacteria infested waters and eats raw roadkill.

 

[John Price]

“I was at the bottom of my class, I started vaping, and I went to the top of my class. Suddenly I could sit still, and I could read and I could concentrate. I could listen to what people were saying.”

 

[John Price]

IF I GO TO PLANET FITNESS I CAN SEE CUTE GIRLS WORK OUT

I CAN ALSO SHOW OFF MY MYRIAD ATHLETIC GEAR AND SHIRTS THAT I HOARD IN MY CLOSET

COUNTERPOINT: I HAVE A f***ING BIKE I SPENT 300 DOLLARS ON AT HOME SO WHY SHOULD I NOT USE THAT AND GO TO A GYM INSTEAD

 

[John Price]

Why must life's decisions be so hard? I kind of want to see cuties in the summer but it would be kind of moot because the man law prohibits me from rizzing on chicks in the gym. It violates man law.

 

[John Price]

They say the law is do not rizz up girls

- at the gym
- at the supermarket

So where can you rizz up girls

- bar

that's basically it lol. so unfair!

 

[John Price]

And another thing, I have to wipe down everything in the public use gym. Meanwhile I got my bottle here trying to grab some wipes and another dude takes the machine. Bro, It's not ready for use yet. I need to wipe it down.

 

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Instead of being a passive aggressive jackass help a "bud" out by elaborating how to make glutes bigger

"work out village idiot"

some of us have no physiological training because we aren't medical nerds

Did you never play sports? Never lift weights? I’m not being facetious I’m legit curious