Last night the mooch went somewhere on his own. Don’t worry, he was sure to text and ask if we’d have dinner for him to eat or if he needed to stop and get his own. And I know what you’re thinking, and no, he didn’t offer to get us anything if he stopped.
Today he goes out to lunch, don’t worry, no offer there either.
Anyways, my wife needs something out of the closet in his room so she goes in to get it while he’s gone. We put a desk in his room to work out but apparently forgot to put a chair in there.
A normal person would just as for a chair right? Or even to grab one of the 4 kitchen chairs we rarely use?
WRONG
Goes through our closet. Gets a hard case cooler, and has apparently been using that as his chair. Oh, and by the way, a bunch of stuff crashed in closet that was on top of the cooler, including two huge heavy Tupperware containers he let rest on a flimsy cardboard box that had glass items from my childhood in it.
You can’t make this shit up.
