Useless Thread MMX: Capitals lose in the 2nd round, history repeats itself

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Time to hunt, Kitties!!!!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Random question for you @Deputy McRizzy

You give my posts alot of “Wow” reactions.

Are those good wows or not good wows?

I was just curious

 

[Mantis]

I am much more of a cat person than a dog person.

Right now we have a dog, 4 chickens and 2 rabbits. So, a f***ing zoo. The dog is old and while she's lovely we're not replacing her when she passes because dogs are too much work in our situation given some personal and family issues we have; I'd rather not have a dog at all than not take good care of it.

Can @Guerzy tend the rabbits George?

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Can @Guerzy tend the rabbits George?

I don't have enough food in my house to feed Guerzy's family

 

[Mantis]

I don't have enough food in my house to feed Guerzy's family

Guerzy literally just eats dog food and goldfish crackers

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Guerzy literally just eats dog food and goldfish crackers

I f***ing love goldfish crackers

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Random question for you @Deputy McRizzy

You give my posts alot of “Wow” reactions.

Are those good wows or not good wows?

I was just curious

Good wows bud

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Guerzy literally just eats dog food and goldfish crackers

Whomst

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Good wows bud

Noted

Thank you my little Wild West friend

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I f***ing love goldfish crackers

Predictably, I legit love how they have the little smiles on them.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Predictably, I legit love how they have the little smiles on them.

My life is the opposite of smiles, so when I eat them I feel like I destroy one smile in the world and that makes me happy

I need therapy

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I’m pretty negative and dark too, but I love things with smiley faces on them.

My wife says to me often “oh you’d buy anything if it had a little on it…”

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Hey Homophobic Slurs,
My name is @John Price, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, Pejorative Slured, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any plushy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all Homophobic Slurs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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[End of Line]

My life is the opposite of smiles, so when I eat them I feel like I destroy one smile in the world and that makes me happy

I need therapy

 

[TheGreenTBer]

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Kill it.

Set each of those faces on fire so they can feel how miserable I feel on a daily basis.

 

[End of Line]

I’m pretty negative and dark too, but I love things with smiley faces on them.

My wife says to me often “oh you’d buy anything if it had a little on it…”

Sounds like you should get some whipped cream and make a smiley while having fun in the bedroom

 

[End of Line]

Kill it.

Set each of those faces on fire so they can feel how miserable I feel on a daily basis.

Just eat those smileys instead lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Sounds like you should get some whipped cream and make a smiley while having fun in the bedroom

Perhaps I have….

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

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My wife used to buy me these!!

If they get burned though they look like burn unit patients. It’s distressing….

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Stupid Leafs….

Hope you get shitstomped in Game 7

 

[Mantis]

Kill it.

Set each of those faces on fire so they can feel how miserable I feel on a daily basis.

Have you tried abusing drugs and alcohol?

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Have you tried abusing drugs and alcohol?

The only thing that would solve my problems is a time machine.

Anyway, enough about how incredibly badly i hate my life. I'm going to get something to eat because now I'm hungry thanks to some of you degenerates.

 

[End of Line]

Perhaps I have….

Hell yeah haha

 

[End of Line]

The only thing that would solve my problems is a time machine.

Anyway, enough about how incredibly badly i hate my life. I'm going to get something to eat because now I'm hungry thanks to some of you degenerates.

Hey man, as someone who has been at close to the edge before, enjoy life for what it is, a ride

I’m not ashamed to admit that I came close to pulling the trigger a couple years ago when I thought things were bleak. As simple as it sounds, if the sun is out how can it be a bad day you know?

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Hey man, as someone who has been at close to the edge before, enjoy life for what it is, a ride

I’m not ashamed to admit that I came close to pulling the trigger a couple years ago when I thought things were bleak. As simple as it sounds, if the sun is out how can it be a bad day you know?

I'm not, and never will be, close to the edge but there is absolutely nothing to enjoy. Literally nothing. I'd never self-harm as an adult because I don't run away from responsibilities. I made my choices and many of them were wrong. Work is great though.

I do like food though. Just gotta eat better stuff; I like healthy food but I like shit food more. I'm not even 170 lbs at 6'0" but I'm in bad shape otherwise.

And holy CRAP do my farts smell like the 7th layer of Hell right now Christ almighty