Useless Thread MMX: Capitals are worthless divers un-appreciation thread

[John Price]

GISELLE

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Sometimes I miss the online games I would play in middle school or high school.

Adulthood is a freaking scam, man.

 

[John Price]

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Going to see if I can finally get some time off in a few months to fly back out to Japan.

 

[John Price]

The one time @John Price tried bench press

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Adulthood is a freaking scam, man.

No kidding
TAKE ME BACK

 

[PanthersPens62]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lmfao. “I’m better than you because I go to bars by myself”

A.K.A. the mating call of the loser…

 

[TheGreenTBer]

No kidding
TAKE ME BACK

Like you have endless responsibility, a shit load of bills to pay, a relentless siege of physical and mental ailments that get worse and more frequent as you age, and then if you have kids the responsibility exponentially increases and sex decreases.

It kind of sucks and I want a time machine?

 

[John Price]

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

@Deputy McRizzy isn't allowed in any of the Fayetteville bars. The woman won't allow it #toomanyCoeds

I have no need or desire to go to Fayetteville for literally any reason.

@Deputy McRizzy snapped me a picture of Grey goose but he's not allowed to drink alcohol.

Odd snap.

I drink vodka sodas in the summer.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

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Nice of JP to send you a photo of his Mother’s Day Brunch

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Adulthood is a freaking scam, man.

That’s the only thing JP Roomba has going for him that I’m jealous of. He just never made it to adulthood. Lucky bastard.

 

[End of Line]

A.K.A. the mating call of the loser…

And he still can’t take home a woman who’s just preying for anything at 2:30am

 

[TheGreenTBer]

And he still can’t take home a woman who’s just preying for anything at 2:30am

It's a miracle I'm married because the only females I've ever hooked up with outside of that were completely throwing themselves at me. I have zero confidence.

 

[End of Line]

It's a miracle I'm married because the only females I've ever hooked up with outside of that were completely throwing themselves at me. I have zero confidence.

That’s fair. I’ve experienced both, chasing which I find more of a thrill out of bc once I got them in bed I felt like I accomplished something lol.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Like you have endless responsibility, a shit load of bills to pay, a relentless siege of physical and mental ailments that get worse and more frequent as you age, and then if you have kids the responsibility exponentially increases and sex decreases.

It kind of sucks and I want a time machine?

The days of "I can't wait to get older" has now become "Shit, please let me go back to being young"

 

[TheGreenTBer]

The days of "I can't wait to get older" has now become "Shit, please let me go back to being young"

That's exactly it.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

JP has messaged me at least 3 times today over Snapchat, unprovoked, how I don’t drink vodka/Grey Goose.

Get a f***ing life already man.

 

[End of Line]

@John Price is going to complain about having to get Netflix again

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hungry

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Picking up my buddy from the airport and got myself a bottle of Grey Goose to enjoy on the patio when we are back.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Ketel One is my usual vodka of choice.

It used to be Russian Standard or Russian Standard Platinum but we can’t get those anymore since this whole Ukraine thing