Useless Thread MMX: Capitals are worthless divers un-appreciation thread

[Sega Dreamcast]

He’s pretending to be thread banned. Not joking.

 

[End of Line]

He’s pretending to be thread banned. Not joking.

Hilarious this is actually why

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He’s pretending to be thread banned. Not joking.

Whatta bitch

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Imagine self-imposing a fake threadban on yourself for no reason….

What an attention-whoring bitch-ass drama queen

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hood afternoon @PanthersPens62

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

One could say he's on a darkness retreat

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It certainly is nice and peaceful in here

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What’s for dinner? @PanthersPens62

 

[PanthersPens62]

What’s for dinner? @PanthersPens62

Extra large Caesar salad !! And you?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Extra large Caesar salad !! And you?

Yummy!! Where’s mine?

Me? I’m not sure yet

 

[End of Line]

Imagine self-imposing a fake threadban on yourself for no reason….

What an attention-whoring bitch-ass drama queen

He’s on the run from the law known as @Deputy McRizzy

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He’s on the run from the law known as @Deputy McRizzy

Hope he gets 25-life of hard labour for being an annoying, pink margarita drinking, bitch.

When you get him, we’ll promote you to Sheriff @Deputy McRizzy

 

[End of Line]

Hope he gets 25-life of hard labour for being an annoying, pink margarita drinking, bitch.

When you get him, we’ll promote you to Sheriff @Deputy McRizzy

Or better yet, straight to Attorney General

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

One of the wife's friend's didn't get a mother's Day gift from her husband because he was "too busy", which is just a ridiculously stupid excuse.

I support you awful husbands out there lowering the bar for us good husbands.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

One of the wife's friend's didn't get a mother's Day gift from her husband because he was "too busy", which is just a ridiculously stupid excuse.

I support you awful husbands out there lowering the bar for us good husbands.

So the easy answer is that the next time he tries to get frisky with her, she should say she's too busy. Actually, she should repeat that for a while until he is forced to resort to like clown porn or something. That'll learn him.

 

[Mrfenn92]

Happy Monday

 

[End of Line]

So the easy answer is that the next time he tries to get frisky with her, she should say she's too busy. Actually, she should repeat that for a while until he is forced to resort to like clown porn or something. That'll learn him.

Take it you have experience in the clown porn field? Lmao

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Take it you have experience in the clown porn field? Lmao

I just made something up, I'm assuming Rule 34 has already taken care of it?

Clowns are f***ing creepy and I'd rather beat off with a cactus.

 

[End of Line]

I just made something up, I'm assuming Rule 34 has already taken care of it?

Clowns are f***ing creepy and I'd rather beat off with a cactus.

Had to look that up tbh. But if 2 girls 1 cup exists I’m assuming there’s something for everyone.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Had to look that up tbh. But if 2 girls 1 cup exists I’m assuming there’s something for everyone.

Thanks for making me want to vomit up the pizza I just ate.

 

[End of Line]

Thanks for making me want to vomit up the pizza I just ate.

Just think of ice cream

 

[End of Line]

Jerks!

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Just got home to turn the TV to see the Caps losing. Gfy @John Price

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Had to look that up tbh. But if 2 girls 1 cup exists I’m assuming there’s something for everyone.

I was early 20s when that came out and it was going around.

Working some shitty IT call center job.

Get called into my bosses boss office who I’ve never met, didn’t even know his name.

To this day I’ve never been fired from a job and it’s always something I’ve been terrified of. I was certain I was about to get fired…. And my dad is a VP at this company who got his shitty son this shitty call center job.

Nope, not fired.

They asked me where or how to find that video because they couldn’t stop hearing about it everywhere but nobody had a link.

I think I blacked out.

I genuinely don’t know if I helped them find it, or if I sent it directly, or what. But I definitely knew where to find a link at the time.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Thompson lmao you loser.