Useless Thread MMX: Capitals are worthless divers un-appreciation thread

[John Price]

Start with a goldfish

nah I want a big light brown dog like "Peter".

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Start with a goldfish

After 2 days he’d eat that too.

#sashimi

 

[John Price]

The socialization period in a puppy occurs between the ages of 4 weeks and up to 14 weeks of age. This period is crucial for adult development as almost all adult abilities are learned during this stage. With puppy mills essentially skipping the process of socialization, the result is often social problems when the puppy matures to adulthood.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He wants the plushies to humiliate him and to pour hot wax on him too

Or yogurt and chocolate chips…

 

[Oogie Boogie]

I might get a dog man

I thought you did a trial of this before and you said you wouldn't be able to do it. Change of mind?

 

[John Price]

I thought you did a trial of this before and you said you wouldn't be able to do it. Change of mind?

I need it to attract attention

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I thought you did a trial of this before and you said you wouldn't be able to do it. Change of mind?

Nah he’s just hungry….

 

[John Price]

look at all the attention Kirk gets bringing his dog everywhere. do you know what that can do for me? head outside with a dog, people will come up to me,tears in their eyes crying, saying "Please sir let us pet your dog so strongly".

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

I might get a dog man

Don’t.

You’d manage to kill even a pet rock.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I need it to attract attention

Dogs are not “female bait” you deplorable POS.

You can’t even look after yourself.

 

[John Price]

@End of Line puppy...

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

I need it to attract attention

Yeah, because it’s you not having a dog that’s the issue.

 

[John Price]

Dogs are not “female bait” you deplorable POS.

You can’t even look after yourself.

says you

take your dog to the park and see what happens.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

look at all the attention Kirk gets bringing his dog everywhere. do you know what that can do for me? head outside with a dog, people will come up to me,tears in their eyes crying, saying "Please sir let us pet your dog so strongly".

“Look at that poor dog trying to get away from that fat loser in a Wilson jersey.”

“Poor thing…”

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

says you

take your dog to the park and see what happens.

People would still actively avoid you even with a puppy.

 

[John Price]

“Look at that poor dog trying to get away from that fat loser in a Wilson jersey.”

“Poor thing…”

dude people love dogs the bar here has an open patio outdoors and they bring dogs all the time

why wouldn't I get a dog to get people to come to me

it's the perfect plan lol

 

[End of Line]

Or yogurt and chocolate chips…

He wants one of them to call him Christian Gray

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

I’ve seen and encountered some of the worst dog owners imaginable. I don’t even know how exactly you’d manage to top them, but I have no doubt you would.


I’m guessing you wouldn’t pick up after your dog either. And probably let them jump on everyone in public at a minimum.

 

[John Price]

Might get a cat too.

 

[John Price]

@Sega Dreamcast aren't cats less maintenance they just claw and chill

 

[End of Line]

Might get a cat too.

Starting a $5.99 buffet I see

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

If JP ever gets an animal I hope it chews the everloving f*** out of his plushie collection before taking a big steaming dump on the scraps.

 

[John Price]

These dogs won't have sensory overload.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Starting a $5.99 buffet I see

It’s an “All You Can Eat Stan Ree Cup Special…”

 

[End of Line]

If JP ever gets an animal I hope it chews the everloving f*** out of his plushie collection before taking a big steaming dump on the scraps.

DC Health will be at his house everyday for inhumane treatment