Useless Thread MMX: Capitals are worthless divers un-appreciation thread

[John Price]

They say taking care of one puppy is hard but one man taking care of two puppies, sign me up

lol

I might do it.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

DC Health will be at his house everyday for inhumane treatment

Of the animals?? Or the plushies??

 

[John Price]

You know they have people who can take care of adoption dogs until they are ready to be adopted?

Do you think I could do that?

 

[End of Line]

Of the animals?? Or the plushies??

Both

 

[John Price]

I think one of the houses here is like thaty, they are like a dog day care and they dog sit for people.

JP Dog walking Dog Care business.

 

[John Price]

@Fixed to Ruin

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You know they have people who can take care of adoption dogs until they are ready to be adopted?

Do you think I could do that?

f*** no.

You’d emotionally cripple the poor things.

 

[John Price]

f*** no.

You’d emotionally cripple the poor things.

No

 

[John Price]

Lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

No

Yes.

You can barely raise a window….much less a sweet innocent animal.

 

[John Price]

@Deputy McRizzy Where'd you get Harley?

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

@Deputy McRizzy Where'd you get Harley?

Shutup

 

[John Price]

I don't understand why there's so much pushback to me getting a dog. I can do it.

I have nothing else to do anyway here so why not? It would give me a purpose in life.

I want to be the best dog breeder out there like Brock is for Pokemon. I want to train them well and then lead them off on their way.

You should be more f***ing supportive of your boy here trying to breed and raise dogs to use as bait to draw female attraction and any attention in general. Be more encouraging of my plan!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Your bitch ass complains about taking the trash out once a week.

Dogs have to be taken outside multiple times a day.

STFU @John Price

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

We’ve done the whole should JP get a dog thing get some new material you lame ass.

 

[John Price]

How's Harley doing.

 

[John Price]

Joe

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

We’ve done the whole should JP get a dog thing get some new material you lame ass.

Can you arrest JP for his being so annoying since you’re a deputy?

 

[John Price]

Can you arrest JP for his being so annoying since you’re a deputy?

Depends on whether his "service dog" is there. or maybe he's the service human eh

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

JP being even more lame than usual I didn’t know this was even possible.

 

[John Price]

They had to give @Deputy McRizzy the service human vest to take care of his old ailing dog Joe, it was the other way around.

oh man enough jokes about the late great Joe RIP buddy

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

JP being even more lame than usual I didn’t know this was even possible.

He needs his 2 wines and 2 beers over a 6 hour span to get drunk again.

Imagine being that much of a lightweight…

 

[John Price]

He needs his 2 wines and 2 beers over a 6 hour span to get drunk again.

Imagine being that much of a lightweight…

Eh it's still better than the Labatt Blue swill you drink.

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

They had to give @Deputy McRizzy the service human vest to take care of his old ailing dog Joe, it was the other way around.

oh man enough jokes about the late great Joe RIP buddy

At least Joe was lovingly taken care of.

Nobody will care or give a shit when you get old…

What?? Are “Pawlette” or “Bidoof” gonna be the executors of your “estate”