Useless Thread MMX: Capitals are worthless divers un-appreciation thread

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

@MetalheadPenguinsFan jerseys so old in the closet they are not even fanatics, they're CCM

MetalheadPenguinsFan jerseys

Lemieux
Coffey
Stevens

CCM jerseys are/were great.

And I’d happily rock a Stevens jersey. Before his freak accident he was a beast.

I associate Coffey more with the Oilers though.

 

[John Price]

Fitting name of "Joe" for a dog...

@Deputy McRizzy

oh man the jokes write themselves @PanthersPens62. "Joe"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

@End of Line would you ever kick your dogs to let them know you're there, or is that just a Deputy thing?

Dude WTF???

You oughta be kicked right in the box for asking something so stupid.

 

[John Price]

Dude WTF???

You oughta be kicked right in the box for asking something so stupid.

Ask @Deputy McRizzy he's the one who regularly kicked his dog to "let him know he was there."

 

[John Price]

Emote me but it's true. Ask him about kicking joe.

But "it was just a soft kick"

"i want to let him know i'm there."

yeah okay it's dog abuse bud.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Emote me but it's true. Ask him about kicking joe.

But "it was just a soft kick"

"i want to let him know i'm there."

yeah okay it's dog abuse bud.

Imagine lecturing someone else about dog abuse when you probably have eaten one…

 

[End of Line]

@End of Line would you ever kick your dogs to let them know you're there, or is that just a Deputy thing?

I’ve had to pin one to the ground to remind her who is in charge

 

[John Price]

That said we shant speak ill of the deceased no longer with us, RIP Joe

 

[End of Line]

@John Price relishes the fact he’s a cuckhold to his plushies

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Joe was blind and deaf towards the end so we nudge him so he knew we were near.

 

[End of Line]

He has a chair set up in the corner and puts his plushies in very promiscuous positions and fantasizes

 

[John Price]

might start a golden retriever breeding farm

 

[John Price]

anyone here ever start a puppy mill?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He has a chair set up in the corner and puts his plushies in very promiscuous positions and fantasizes

Probably has one of those sawhorses or sex swing things….

 

[John Price]

A puppy mill, also known as a puppy farm, is a commercial dog breeding facility characterized by quick breeding and poor conditions.[1] Although no standardized legal definition for "puppy mill" exists, a definition was established in Avenson v. Zegart in 1984 as "a dog breeding operation in which the health of the dogs is disregarded to maintain a low overhead and maximize profits".[2] They are cited as being a result of increased demand for household pets,[3] especially after World War II.[4] The Veterinary Medical Association of the Humane Society of the United States defines the main characteristics of a puppy mill as "emphasis on quantity over quality, indiscriminate breeding, continuous confinement, lack of human contact and environmental enrichment, poor husbandry, and minimal to no veterinary care."[5]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

anyone here ever start a puppy mill?

Puppy mills and the people who run them are f***ing deplorable.

f*** you.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

might start a golden retriever breeding farm

To sell or for future meals?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Only “mill” you need to start up is the treadmill

 

[End of Line]

Grilled Venison Backstrap Recipe (Perfect every time) - Midwest Nice

Tender, flavorful, and easy to prepare this grilled venison backstrap recipe highlights the delicious flavor of wild deer.

midwestniceblog.com

 

[End of Line]

To sell or for future meals?

Future meals

 

[John Price]

I might get a dog man

 

[End of Line]

Probably has one of those sawhorses or sex swing things….

He wants the plushies to humiliate him and to pour hot wax on him too

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

might start a golden retriever breeding farm

I legit hope you choke on the next piece of food you eat you f***ing loser

 

[End of Line]

I might get a dog man

Start with a goldfish

 

[John Price]

unfortunately I don't think my dogs would wear any hats.

if you know you know