Useless thread MMV: Babe Woof has filed for divorce from John Price

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62

 

[PanthersPens62]

@PanthersPens62

Ok, I think this has been posted enough.

Have a safe flight. Don't get sick. Don't eat to the point where you say "I cant move". Don't embarrass yourself with 75 cent bets in the casinos.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Have a safe flight. Don't get sick. Don't eat to the point where you say "I cant move". Don't embarrass yourself with 75 cent bets in the casinos.

You know he gonna…

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Have a safe flight. Don't get sick. Don't eat to the point where you say "I cant move". Don't embarrass yourself with 75 cent bets in the casinos.

And if you miraculously have sex @John Price

wear a condom

 

[John Price]

You are looking live at the Louisiana Superdome where tonight we will crown the first champion of the new millennium.

 

[John Price]

"Pro player stadium"

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

How are you this morning @PanthersPens62

Did you enjoy your weekend popcorn?

 

[John Price]

lol I'm watching gary and verne at the airport

 

[John Price]

 

[PanthersPens62]

How are you this morning @PanthersPens62

Did you enjoy your weekend popcorn?

I'm doing good thanks. I'm taking a break from popcorn for a bit..........trying to eat a wee bit healthier.

Hope you are doing well.

 

[John Price]

How are you this morning @PanthersPens62

Did you enjoy your weekend popcorn?

I'm looking forward to rewatching Goodfellas today.

 

[John Price]

Don't put too much onions in the sauce.

 

[John Price]

You know this kid?

 

[John Price]

Tommy DeVito: [sitting in car with Henry] The only thing, is she won't go out with me alone, you know?
Henry Hill: No.
Tommy DeVito: No, what?
Henry Hill: No.
Tommy DeVito: No, what, Henry? Who the f*** asked you anything? I didn't even ask you anything, at least hear what I have to say.
Henry Hill: Alright, what?
Tommy DeVito: Okay, what? She don't want to go out with Italians alone. She's prejudiced against Italians.

 

[John Price]

Don't give me that f***ing "Tommy" shit. What the f*** I asked you for, Henry? I asked you for a favor. I do a lot of f***ing favors for you, don't I?

 

[John Price]

@End of Line

Well, I don't know whether you know this or not, but you only have your f***ing casino because I made that possible. I'm what counts out here, not your f***ing country clubs or your f***ing TV shows! And what the f*** are you doing on TV anyhow? You know I get calls from back home every f***ing day, they think you went batshit!

 

[John Price]

the censored version of that rant is even more hilarious

 

[John Price]

one of your top 5 movies is goonies. surprised you haven't made a truffle shuffle joke about fatties yet

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[End of Line]

And if you miraculously have sex @John Price

wear a condom

That’s not happening. If he only bets .50 cents on parlays he’s not paying for an escort at the bunny ranch.

 

[End of Line]

@End of Line

Well, I don't know whether you know this or not, but you only have your f***ing casino because I made that possible. I'm what counts out here, not your f***ing country clubs or your f***ing TV shows! And what the f*** are you doing on TV anyhow? You know I get calls from back home every f***ing day, they think you went batshit!

You forgot the most vulgar part of that rant

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

That’s not happening. If he only bets .50 cents on parlays he’s not paying for an escort at the bunny ranch.

Oh I know.

But alas, we still don’t need to hear about a “surprise” JP Jr. in 9 months….

 

[End of Line]

Oh I know.

But alas, we still don’t need to hear about a “surprise” JP Jr. in 9 months….

That’ll never happen. If he talks to a woman he’ll release before it ever gets to that lmao