Useless Thread MMIX: Olli Jokinen Appreciation Thread

[TheGreenTBer]

Because like the rest of us in here you don’t feel lol

Nah I do, I'm very emotional, no one with 70% Italian ancestry or more is capable of being emotionless

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Nah I do, I'm very emotional, no one with 70% Italian ancestry or more is capable of being emotionless

50% Italian here, can confirm

 

[TheGreenTBer]

50% Italian here, can confirm

Italians can't even hold a normal f***ing conversation without gestures and drama

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Italians can't even hold a normal f***ing conversation without gestures and drama

As a gesture person, can confirm

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Yup I just found it



He sounds like a demonic turkey getting violated by a weed whacker

I can't easily find it, but I vividly remember an edited gif where they made him look like Donkey Kong. He bangs his chest, smashes a barrel, and then shoves a banana up his ass.

I hope I have it saved somewhere

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Staal with a good hit on cry baby bitch Wilson

 

[End of Line]

Nah I do, I'm very emotional, no one with 70% Italian ancestry or more is capable of being emotionless

0% Italian here. Mom’s side is straight German and Austrian so no emotion there. Dad’s side is Scottish, German, Irish, and Norwegian.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

0% Italian here. Mom’s side is straight German and Austrian so no emotion there. Dad’s side is Scottish, German, Irish, and Norwegian.

So basically you have the EQ of a rock.

 

[End of Line]

So basically you have the EQ of a rock.

Lmao. More like I’m itching for a fight or analyze something to the point I’m boring.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

The amount of diving and embellishment Washington attempts is just embarrassing.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

The amount of diving and embellishment Washington attempts is just embarrassing.

We love the Canes

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

We love the Canes

We sure do bud.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The amount of diving and embellishment Washington attempts is just embarrassing.

Overdramatic pansies on skates

No wonder JP is a fan. They’re bitches just like him.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

@Deputy McRizzy I still think of an overly happy piece of toast when I see your avatar

 

[End of Line]

@Deputy McRizzy I still think of an overly happy piece of toast when I see your avatar

You sound like JP

 

[End of Line]

Lucky goal with Ghost getting in the throat with a puck

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

The Caps are so god damn unlikable.

 

[End of Line]

How is that a penalty on Orlov? He got submarined

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Mangianpane initiated literally all of that contact.

Orlov to the box.

What a load of shit.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

C’mon Jerks

 

[End of Line]

Mangianpane initiated literally all of that contact.

Orlov to the box.

What a load of shit.

He got submarined chasing a puck

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

He got submarined chasing a puck

Convinced the NHL has been rigging everything all season in favor of Caps for media coverage for Ovie and goal chase. Some of this shit doesn’t make any sense.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Yup I just found it



He sounds like a demonic turkey getting violated by a weed whacker

Found it!

 

[End of Line]

Convinced the NHL has been rigging everything all season in favor of Caps for media coverage for Ovie and goal chase. Some of this shit doesn’t make any sense.

The media coverage this year has been nauseating. He’s not even the best of his generation lol.