Useless Thread MMIX: Olli Jokinen Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

Remember when you showed me your bongs and they were all dusty and unused with an old ass CRT monitor

And you complain I don't clean my shit.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Imagine being on infinite paternity leave.

Paternity leave should be about 2 days, 3 days tops. If you're a mom it may be different. But you're a father to Quintaveous @Deputy McRizzy He needs a breadwinner to bring the paycheck home.

Imagine being an incel loser who can’t drink, and hoards stuffed animals, and does things with them at night that would make Chris Hansen blush….

All because he can’t talk to women.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

A good friend of mine used to use his vape in my room and it would just fill the room with smoke like crazy

 

[John Price]

Imagine being an incel loser who can’t drink, and hoards stuffed animals, and does things with them at night that would make Chris Hansen blush….

All because he can’t talk to women.

clean your f***ing bongs

 

[John Price]

A good friend of mine used to use his vape in my room and it would just fill the room with smoke like crazy

Did he have a vape pen or cartridge

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

clean your f***ing bongs

They are clean except for 2 of them and one of my Hash Kettles

 

[John Price]

wtf is this sherlock holmes lookin' ass

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Imagine being on infinite paternity leave.

Paternity leave should be about 2 days, 3 days tops. If you're a mom it may be different. But you're a father to Quintaveous @Deputy McRizzy He needs a breadwinner to bring the paycheck home.

Your hatred of paternity leave is so funny.

You could not be more obviously jealous.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Imagine being on infinite paternity leave.

Paternity leave should be about 2 days, 3 days tops. If you're a mom it may be different. But you're a father to Quintaveous @Deputy McRizzy He needs a breadwinner to bring the paycheck home.

You are the dumbest person I’ve ever interacted with on the internet and I think I’ve even quoted Jiminy Cricket at one point.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

How old is the lil' guy now? 1 year? And you're still on paternity leave?

@Sega Dreamcast how long was your paternity leave? Why are you at work? Why don't you just take huge weeks off at a time like Deputy?

He’s 6 months now and I’ve been back at work since January and even got a new job in that time.


Not that facts matter to you.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

wtf is this sherlock holmes lookin' ass

You remove the lid, put a noodle of hash on the lil’ divot thing on the glass bar that goes across there. Then you light the end of your hash noodle, and put the lid back on.

The Kettle fills with smoke as the hash continuously burns, and you hit that shit like it’s 1991 as much as you want

 

[Oogie Boogie]

Did he have a vape pen or cartridge

I believe he had the pen.

 

[John Price]

Your hatred of paternity leave is so funny.

You could not be more obviously jealous.

you don't need more than a week tops

that dude has been basically biking and drinking all day for months now. it's like why should the company bother keeping him around anymore lol

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

But you're a father to Quintaveous @Deputy McRizzy He needs a breadwinner to bring the paycheck home.

Also LIRL at you thinking my wife being successful and making good money is a bad thing.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

you don't need more than a week tops

You know absolutely nothing about caring for a newborn.

that dude has been basically biking and drinking all day for months now. it's like why should the company bother keeping him around anymore lol

Are you his boss? Shut up

 

[John Price]

Okay gonna start drinking

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

you don't need more than a week tops

that dude has been basically biking and drinking all day for months now. it's like why should the company bother keeping him around anymore lol

Have you ever even been on one literal date? Genuinely asking.

How are you qualified at all to say anything on this topic period?

 

[John Price]

You know absolutely nothing about caring for a newborn.

On Wednesday, Francesa spent 20 minutes of his talk show to paternity leave, ranting that no man should be allowed a 10-day leave, calling it a "gimmick" and a "scam." On Thursday, he responded to his critics, standing by his comments, including those about first-time dad Murphy.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

You know absolutely nothing about caring for a newborn.

Or himself.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hash Kettles aren’t even made anymore.

I’m friends with the guy who blew them and he stopped making them a few years back.

He now makes a larger version of ze Kettle called a Hash Lantern.

Same principal tho

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

On Wednesday, Francesa spent 20 minutes of his talk show to paternity leave, ranting that no man should be allowed a 10-day leave, calling it a "gimmick" and a "scam." On Thursday, he responded to his critics, standing by his comments, including those about first-time dad Murphy.

Mike Francesa is a moronic asshole. If that miserable bastard even has kids, I'm sure they were better off from him being a piece of shit absentee father.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Craps….lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Almost lunchtime

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

And of course Francesa has the obnoxious boomer take of "Things weren't ideal for me, so I want nothing to ever improve for anyone".

Is it not a goal of society to make things better for each successive generation? f*** these selfish pricks that fight every little improvement because they're bitter douchebags.

 

[John Price]

Almost lunchtime

Don't eat too much, "size 52"...