Useless Thread MMIX: Olli Jokinen Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

@John Price can you do me a favor?


Lick my taint

beat Michigan first.

 

[John Price]

facts

can't go wrong with 66 dollar tickets imma cop

 

[John Price]

"Why don't I stretch out"

 

[End of Line]

beat Michigan first.

But you’re saying you’d lick my taint though?

 

[John Price]

But you’re saying you’d lick my taint though?

Imagine not being able to beat Michigan in 5 years.

 

[John Price]

There are senior classes at OSU that have never experienced a win over Michigan.

But keep x'ing out the M's on North Campus like it means something.

Toxxy's

 

[End of Line]

Imagine not being able to beat Michigan in 5 years.

Imagine not being able to talk to women for your entire existence incel bitch

 

[John Price]

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

@John Price can you do me a favor?


Lick my taint

He’d f*** it up somehow.

 

[John Price]

Imagine not being able to talk to women for your entire existence incel bitch

Yinz lost to a placeholder Harbaugh substitute.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Imagine talking shit when Ohio State won the championship.

"B-b-but they didn't beat Michigan."

Michigan didn't even make the playoffs, even with the extended format.

 

[John Price]

No wonder you won't go to Ohio Stadium...

 

[End of Line]

Yinz lost to a placeholder Harbaugh substitute.

View attachment 1031285

Do you know where the clitoris is?

 

[End of Line]

He’d f*** it up somehow.

True

 

[John Price]

Imagine talking shit when Ohio State won the championship.

"B-b-but they didn't beat Michigan."

Because Michigan didn't even make the expanded playoff format.

Dude Ohio State fans still want Day gone because he can't beat Michigan. That game was more important than winning a title.

But you can't reason with stupid. Heck those low 15 IQ "Ohio" fans were so butthurt about Kirk Herbstreit they had to make a rumor about his infidelity rofl. A christian in this day and age, being unfaithful? tf?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Dude Ohio State fans still want Day gone because he can't beat Michigan. That game was more important than winning a title.

But you can't reason with stupid.

Just cheat your way to another victory.

 

[TheGreenTBer]

Do you know where the clitoris is?

"My uncle told me it looked like sausage casing"
- Dwight Schrute

 

[John Price]

I'll say it again, show me where Kirk f***ed another person at a soccer game and I'll stop bringing it up. Until then it's just a rumor some nerd on Eleven Warriors made up because Kirk won't treat OSU with respect.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

He’d f*** it up somehow.

Probably would need an instruction manual to find it

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Do you know where the clitoris is?

It's somewhere in here, how hard can it be to find

 

[Beliveau]

1	Michigan	1012
2	Ohio State	978
3	Alabama	974
4	Notre Dame	962

I'm not sure why there's so much college football talk in May but those are the top four in wins ever.​

 

[John Price]

Just cheat your way to another victory.

Who cheated

 

[End of Line]

I'll say it again, show me where Kirk f***ed another person at a soccer game and I'll stop bringing it up. Until then it's just a rumor some nerd on Eleven Warriors made up because Kirk won't treat OSU with respect.

So you don’t know where the clitoris is do you

 

[John Price]

Michigan "cheated" just like the Caps "cheated" putting players who were literally unable to play because of severe injuries on LTIR.

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT"

The f*** the LTIR is there for then if you can't put injured players on it?

Use your head.

 

[John Price]

Maybe the Penguins should put Letang and Crosby on LTIR. Both barely play a full season anyway.