Useless Thread MMIX: May the Fifth Be With You

[John Price]

Jackie O's

 

[John Price]

Ohio State fans are wrong for turning on their own QB Kirk herbstreit.

 

[John Price]

They got so desperate to insult him they made up rumors of infidelity be real nobody is believing that tabloid garbage

 

[John Price]

Kirk Herbstreit is a Christian do you really believe he is cheating on his wife f***ing other women in Columbus? How stupid do you have to be to believe that shit? Just because a random poster on eleven warriors made it up to smear his name some more?

If you believe God fearing Kirk herbstreit cheats on his wife you are one gullible mother f***er who believes anything people say on a buckeye message board

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm double fisting bud lights

So you’ll be passed out by 1st intermission then…

 

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So you’ll be passed out by 1st intermission then…

It’s actually a kink of his

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Kirk Herbstreit is a Christian do you really believe he is cheating on his wife f***ing other women in Columbus? How stupid do you have to be to believe that shit? Just because a random poster on eleven warriors made it up to smear his name some more?

If you believe God fearing Kirk herbstreit cheats on his wife you are one gullible mother f***er who believes anything people say on a buckeye message board

Riiiight. Because religious people don’t cheat or do other f***ed up shit.



Newsflash Fatty….typically your holier-than-thou holy-roller kind of people are usually the most depraved/have the biggest secrets to hide.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

It’s actually a kink of his

Being a humiliatingly sad drunk in public?

 

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Being a humiliatingly sad drunk in public?

Being humiliated is his kink lol

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Imagine bragging about “double fisting” Bud Light

Or even proudly admitting to drinking that f***ing water in public to begin with.

 

[Mrfenn92]

Bud light sucks

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

John Carlsson snapped his head back so hard to sell that penalty someone should make sure he didn’t break his neck.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Bud light sucks

Coors is the only light macro beer I’ll drink. Miller Light if barely drinkable if I must.

Do enjoy High Life’s and Banquets though.

 

[Mrfenn92]

Coors is the only light macro beer I’ll drink. Miller Light if barely drinkable if I must.

Do enjoy High Life’s and Banquets though.

Enjoy the champagne of beer. Miller lite as a change up if needed.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Inb4 whining about biased refs

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Caps are pathetic with all their acting for a penalty call.

 

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Carlson went to LeBron’s school of flopping

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Caps are such a joke franchise

 

[John Price]

Inb4 whining about biased refs

nothin happened

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

No points for Captain Commie Caveman yet either

 

[John Price]

im on Beer numbero 5 idgaf

 

[John Price]

@Deputy McRizzy there's so little alcohol in athletic that little quintaveous can have some in his bottle.

 

[John Price]

Blackhawks , Red Wings and Penguins fans throwing a fit that they couldn't make the playoffs.

Have fun chirping from gen pop.

 

[John Price]

Yzerplan failing horribly

"Quick it's tom Wilson's fault"