Useless Thread MMIX: May the Fifth Be With You

[John Price]

Of course I saw it......I gave it the ole Turkey Girl but am I missing something obvious? What should I have an opinion of?

your so mad keep living kn denal

 

[PanthersPens62]

your so mad keep living kn denal

The only thing I'm "mad" about is CBS putting soccerball on today & tomorrow instead of my newest guilty pleasure.

I'm not worried in the least about the Meth Cats........its one game. They'll be fine.

 

[End of Line]

The only thing I'm "mad" about is CBS putting soccerball on today & tomorrow instead of my newest guilty pleasure.

I'm not worried in the least about the Meth Cats........its one game. They'll be fine.

The early bird special starts at 4pm you’ll be ok either way

 

[John Price]

wtf Barca

 

[John Price]

one day @Deputy McRizzy will leave the house to go to q Chicago game. oh wait kind of hard to do that in bumf*** Arkansas.

I would rather live in shitty Ohio and eat cold cheese pizza than live in the middle of farmland like you in Fayetteville.

They would chase you out of the university bars for ordering Athletic beer like a bitch

 

[John Price]

Qnd no your shitty Chicago bears tickets don't count

 

[John Price]

not even @End of Line would stoop so low as to drink non alcoholic beer.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Shut up bitch

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'd rather live in a real house that I actually own than some shitty glorified apartment with a lawn smaller than my pube bush

 

[Beliveau]

If Will Farrell wasn't famous and spoke to me I think I'd be uncomfortable. I realize he's in comedy but there's just something off about him. Talladega Nights was hilarious but his comedies are not always funny. His Sherlock Holmes is one of the worst movies ever. I dare anyone to watch all of it.

 

[John Price]

lol guardians

 

[John Price]

f*** the haters old country way

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Will Ferrell is capable of being very funny, but people quoting him are far more likely to be obnoxious than funny.

Talladega Nights was funny, but people have quoted it to death and made it very unfunny.

 

[John Price]

LOL GUARDIANS

 

[John Price]

Will Ferrell is capable of being very funny, but people quoting him are far more likely to be obnoxious than funny.

Talladega Nights was funny, but people have quoted it to death and made it very unfunny.

you ever been thrown out of an Applebee's?

 

[John Price]

Lucius Washington: You're not gonna live forever.
Ricky Bobby: No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?
Lucius Washington: No, I don't know what that means. I guess longer life.
Ricky Bobby: No, he didn't live. It's just exciting that we're trying things like that.

 

[Beliveau]

not even @End of Line would stoop so low as to drink non alcoholic beer.

Alcohol is expensive so NA is a bad buy, but I lost 35 pounds and kept it off by giving up alcohol. I'll take a Guiness Zero over a regular. I don't need alcohol and I'm not implying that drinking is bad. I was part of a city champ HS hockey team but I guess I'm not a real man.

 

[John Price]

Alcohol is expensive so NA is a bad buy, but I lost 35 pounds and kept it off by giving up alcohol. I'll take a Guiness Zero over a regular. I don't need alcohol and I'm not implying that drinking is bad. I was part of a city champ HS hockey team but I guess I'm not a real man.

I don't care I'm getting wasted tonight it's playoff hockey bud

 

[John Price]

I'm double fisting bud lights

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

one day @Deputy McRizzy will leave the house to go to q Chicago game. oh wait kind of hard to do that in bumf*** Arkansas.

I would rather live in shitty Ohio and eat cold cheese pizza than live in the middle of farmland like you in Fayetteville.

They would chase you out of the university bars for ordering Athletic beer like a bitch

I don't even like going to games, although I did go to a Bears game last year. We'll take QTP to a Cubs game later this year too.

I don't live in Fayetteville.

You are an idiot. If you're going to try and insult me at least bring something worth posting. Pathetic effort tbh.

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

Qnd no your shitty Chicago bears tickets don't count

Oh, and why is that?

 

[John Price]

 

[Deputy McRizzy]

I'm double fisting bud lights

And quadruple fisting Gatorades then by default.

 

[John Price]

@End of Line angry about the shitty Columbus cold pizza with pepperoni ROFL

what's wrong with your kind.i thought Tommy's used the old oven.

eating cold pizza

 

[John Price]

if you hate Tommy's you ain't Columbus.