Useless thread MMIV: John Price pays for Tinder premium and is still a virgin

[John Price]

Oh, I thought you were quoting Marlins attendance yesterday, but I see they drew 31,000.

it's how much Clark lost in Vegas lol

 

[John Price]

Clark gambles away the family's $22,600 bank account, leading a furious Ellen and the kids to desert him.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

That's the problem with Vegas Vacation, Clark is too much of an idiot.

Like Uncut Gems, it's impossible to feel anything but annoyance for a perpetual moron.

 

[Oogie Boogie]

If low intelligence people like yourself could stop giving attention to the most moronic asshole influencers, the world would be a little less god damned stupid.

So damn true.

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Beyonce should stick to r&b and other such songs because the country song don't work out girl

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

Song of the Day

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

He's gone. And we couldn't do nothing about it.

 

[John Price]

Are you there?
Say a prayer for the Pretender
Who started out so young and strong
Only to surrender

 

[John Price]

One in the air for the people ain't here
Two in the air for the father that's there
Three in the air for the kids in the ghetto
Four for the kids that don't wanna be there

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

He's gone. And we couldn't do nothing about it.

Imagine posting memes aimed at literal children.

 

[End of Line]

Imagine posting memes aimed at literal children.

Well…. Despite him being 40 JP is a literal child