Useless thread MMIV: John Price pays for Tinder premium and is still a virgin

[John Price]

John's Roast Pork

 

[John Price]

In all seriousness I have thought about going to Philadelphia to try some of the cheesesteaks and roast pork but SEPTA is such a pain in the ass to navigate out of Penn Station or wherever the station near UPENN is that I don't bother

I don't think Angelos is SEPTA accessible and my poor ass won't uber or walk 4 / 5 miles

 

[End of Line]

That would be me.

How could you…

 

[John Price]

How could you…

you cry about me being bandwagon but that dude supported serena and coach k and "Goat Nole" and Tiger Woods just because they were good.

Also Miami didn't have a basketball team until 2000

 

[End of Line]

I like to troll IG asking geno or pats and then philly fans say neither

if it's neither why are geno or pat so popular

"NEIThER AND TONY LUKE'S IS SHIT TOO"

dude tony luke, geno and pats are the most well known. How could they be shit?

True story I was at topgolf with anonymous Philly colleague and someone, upon seeing his Utley shirt, goes, "Geno or Pats" lol

I can't remember his answer but again everyone thinks Geno or Pats in Philly, nobody is like "None of them. Go to Alessandro's or Angelos"

Dinic's Roast Pork

They’re only popular bc tourists go there

 

[End of Line]

you cry about me being bandwagon but that dude supported serena and coach k and "Goat Nole" and Tiger Woods just because they were good.

Also Miami didn't have a basketball team until 2000

I like PP62 though

 

[John Price]

They’re only popular bc tourists go there

You do get what I'm saying though, why do tourists keep going there if it's shit

 

[John Price]

Someone said there was a day the Penguins and Pirates would both be in town, I think it was the Caps game @ Pittsburgh, and that you could go see them both

f*** that, I'm not driving 4 hours up north. Dude, the Penn Turnpike toll is like 11 dollars.

 

[John Price]

I went to Pittsburgh once, it was rainy and snowing. If you drive in on 276 or whatever it's called the left side is just a river and mountains lol

They literally carved homes in the hills there. Weird

 

[John Price]

Pittsburgh toilet - Wikipedia

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A Pittsburgh toilet, or Pittsburgh potty, is a basement toilet configuration commonly found in the area of Pittsburgh in the United States. It consists of an ordinary flush toilet with no surrounding walls. Most of these toilets are paired with a crude basement shower apparatus and large sink, which often doubles as a laundry room.

 

[John Price]

Anyway I can eat hot food again so I think I'm going to have 2nd dinner

 

[Oogie Boogie]

 

[End of Line]

You do get what I'm saying though, why do tourists keep going there if it's shit

Bc they’re very good at advertising. Ppl film themselves eating there and other lay ppl see that and want to go. Philly cheesesteaks are dime a dozen anyway.

 

[John Price]

Bc they’re very good at advertising. Ppl film themselves eating there and other lay ppl see that and want to go. Philly cheesesteaks are dime a dozen anyway.

I just thought of someone famous that went to Pat and Genos lol. It's so hilarious especially the responses.

 

[John Price]

You know I'm going to go to Iaccono's during an Ohio State football weekend and get the pizza buffet

 

[John Price]

You're right I do like weiners

 

[John Price]

the one in vegas is pretty good. Didn't know Columbus had one

 

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the one in vegas is pretty good. Didn't know Columbus had one

Schmidt’s is better but it’s a pain in the ass to get to. Hofbrauhaus being in Columbus isn’t that surprising. Most of Columbus is of German descent.

 

[John Price]

Rodgers to Pittsburgh

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]

shocker, nobody picked up the trash cans that flew by Friday

If you don't pick it up on Friday when EVERYONE has their trash out I don't know what the f*** I'm going to do. Am I supposed to leave the bins out for eternity and risk being fined by my HOA?

 

[John Price]

Might have my "Wayne" moment with one of these @End of Line

 

[End of Line]

Might have my "Wayne" moment with one of these @End of Line

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You’d use that as a suppository

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Anyway I can eat hot food again so I think I'm going to have 2nd dinner

Fatass.

Don’t start crying when you need new pants

 

[End of Line]

Fatass.

Don’t start crying when you need new pants

He’s already started wearing leggings so he doesn’t have to worry about jeans anymore