Useless thread MMIV: John Price pays for Tinder premium and is still a virgin

[John Price]

Could never rewatch sopranos today. AJ, Livvy Soprano, and Janice are unbearable.

"Sacre bleu!"

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 Did I tell you about the time I saw Miami fan Chuck Todd on opening day when it was rain delayed

He was talking to his family so I didnt' bug him

 

[John Price]

stop...talking...about her

holy shit

 

[John Price]

f*** me I am behind schedule

I need to head on out

Me rn

 

[John Price]

@PanthersPens62 "Mike"

 

[PanthersPens62]

@PanthersPens62 Did I tell you about the time I saw Miami fan Chuck Todd on opening day when it was rain delayed

He was talking to his family so I didnt' bug him

Yes you did;

 

[PanthersPens62]

stop...talking...about her

holy shit

Would you say the same if it was Angel Reese?

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

stop...talking...about her

holy shit

How can you hate Caitlin Clark but like Kim Mulkey

That's like preferring poop over steak.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

you ain't working today either?

No, that was someone's review of Rushmore.

f*** that movie, it's so awful. I've always hated Jason Schwartzman and he plays one of the shittiest characters ever. And f*** Bill Murray too.

 

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@John Price thsy finally have them in your size

 

[John Price]

I'm not in a very good mood.

First of all this idiot in a suit f***ing runs in front of the road trying to cross when my car is driving to the train station. Get off the road.

Second of all I'm luggin my big ass bag to the station after parking and have to run my ass back because there's no happy cow pills .

As I'm going back to my car I see my f***ing earbuds case for the Anker @mattihp recommended was wide f***ing open with no buds inside.

So I have the pills from my car but no f***ing earbuds. 100 dollars f***in earbuds gone.

So I'm already in a very bad mood and then I'm in the train station without my earbuds and this guy keeps talking to me.

"Excuse me."

"Excuse me."

GO THE f*** AWAY IM NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU ANY MONEY. I JUST HAD A HUNDRED DOLLAR EARBUDS FALL STRAIGHT OUT MY CASE AND IT'LL BE WRITTEN OFF AS A LOSS. THE LAST THING I WANT TO DO IS TALK TO YOUR f***ING ASS

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

If all the plushies don't scare her off, nothing will

 

[John Price]

If that pair wasn't 69 dollars on Amazon I would be absolutely f***ing livid

 

[John Price]

If all the plushies don't scare her off, nothing will

I'm never clipping my buds to my pants again

 

[John Price]

look at me wearing wired earphones like some f***ing dweeb

 

[John Price]

lmao at hard knocks when Aaron Rodgers refused to wear Bluetooth earbuds because he thought they might affect his brain

 

[John Price]

I'm so angry right now you don't understand how important noise cancelling earbuds are. you can basically tune out the world.

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'm never clipping my buds to my pants again

But it makes you look so cool

 

[John Price]

Lmao if I go home and the buds are on the floor

 

[John Price]

okay I'm going to take a nap on the train it's going to be like an hour more to the stadium.

 

[John Price]

Critique Bezos all you want for being a clown and it's true but those replacement earbuds are arriving tomorrow because of him. Considering I'll be out of town Saturday - Wednesday that's huge

going on a plane without noise cancelling earbuds is torture

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

This is the story of the noblest idea in the history of technology: universal telecommunications service. Universal service brought America into the information age. It put telephones into every American home (well, about 94 percent of them) and wove telephone lines through the fabric of American life. It set the Andrews Sisters to singing “Pennsylvania 6-5000,” provided a generation of teenagers with their own private space to create their own private culture, and set Prince Albert free from the can. Today, when telephone, television, and printing press are poised to merge into something new, digital, and as-yet-undreamt-of, it is tempting to hark back to the original ideas of universal service. The hope is that these ideas will help to weave new networking technology into American life as seamlessly as the telephone.

 

[John Price]

will I actually play blackjack this time in Vegas

 

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Lmao if I go home and the buds are on the floor

 

[John Price]

oh shit I need to watch Vegas vacation