John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
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You don't like football
Why?This is the American Nightmare
Ohio State and Philly winning titles
I'm not going to show up here tomorrow. I'm not going to read social media, I'm not going to f***ing surf no instagram. Total ban.
f*** this bullshit.
It's your f***ing fault the Lions didn't win because they were so f***ing banged up and decided to choke. If they had only beaten Philly we would be spared this bullshit.
A year of f***ing Philly world champions. f*** off. I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I'm going to wake up, I'm going to walk 3 feet, and then I'm going to work. Okay. I'm not dealing with this bullshit.
Because nobody likes either f***ing shitty ass regionWhy?
f*** offYou’ll be here bright and early
I like OhioBecause nobody likes either f***ing shitty ass region
I was taking a f***ing leak the other day at the hockey game and someone just blurts out "America wants Ohio State to lose"
and Philly is Philly
f***ing trash
I'm not going to be here tomorrow. I'm just warning you all right now. I'm going to go to sleep, I'm going to wake up at 7 AM and I'm going to pretend none of this shit never happened. I'm going to go straight to work next door. And I'm going to work 8 hours, and then I'm going to go to the basketball game to get my bobblehead. And then I'm going to sleep again, and then hopefully I'll be less angry. But I'm not very pleased right now.
f*** off
f*** off
Plushies have their way with himGo have angry sex with a plushie and calm your tits….