Useless Thread MMI: Millerade Appreciation Thread

[John Price]

f***ing idiot ass teammates who don't know how to play Rivals dragging me down

it's like the opposite of getting boosted lol

 

[John Price]

 

[SoupNazi]

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How’s Babe Woof today?

 

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How’s Babe Woof today?

Getting railed

 

[John Price]

ESPN is a big name but yeah they have been mismanaged for years misadvertising their properties. You're right they own the NHL and haven't done shit with it. Wow, we have a 30 minute preview show every day now! Who cares.

My interest in the NHL has gone down since they went to ESPN. I miss NBC. Like the NHL, I'm going to strictly stick to OG because I literally have to pay more to watch more of the league.

"Get a job, pay for ESPN+"

But ESPN+ is a shitty product

 

[John Price]

Cleveland's success last season wasn't particularly sustainable long term. Their offence was overall pretty mediocre but they had a tendancy to cluster their hits together. Their bullpen was heavily relied on and that worked for them last season, but bullpens are volatile. Last season was effectively a "What happens if everything goes right" scenario for them despite their injuries early on.

They traded Naylor and Gimenez for players who are unproven at the major league level and Luis Ortiz; who had iffy peripheral numbers despite a good 2024. Their success this year will likely rely on prospects like Bazzana beating expectations and Carlos Santana defying father time, both things that projection systems are blind to.

 

[SoupNazi]

"Get a job, pay for ESPN+"

Is that why you don’t have a job?

 

[John Price]

STOP ASSIGNING ME BAD TEAMMATES

WE JUST GOT CRUSHED

 

[GIADF]

JP I’ve read your shitty spammy posts for over a decade now and would have never figured they could get worse.



And then you figured out how to use ChatGPT.

 

[SoupNazi]

JP I’ve read your shitty spammy posts for over a decade now and would have never figured they could get worse.



And then you figured out how to use ChatGPT.

His posting has slowed lately, I’ve noticed. I guess because he’s too busy humping his new plushies.

Certainly isn’t humping anything human.

 

[John Price]

Bazzanna Ball Appreciation Thread

Is that why you don’t have a job?

 

[John Price]

f***ing told you the Nats didn't have a bullpen

f*** that is awful

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

ESPN is a big name but yeah they have been mismanaged for years misadvertising their properties. You're right they own the NHL and haven't done shit with it. Wow, we have a 30 minute preview show every day now! Who cares.

My interest in the NHL has gone down since they went to ESPN. I miss NBC. Like the NHL, I'm going to strictly stick to OG because I literally have to pay more to watch more of the league.

"Get a job, pay for ESPN+"

But ESPN+ is a shitty product

Anyone saying they miss NBC is a dirty liar.

NBC never went out of their way to promote the NHL, they only ever did the bare minimum.

How long did they employ known hockey terrorist Mike Milbury for intermission analysis?

 

[John Price]

Anyone saying they miss NBC is a dirty liar.

NBC never went out of their way to promote the NHL, they only ever did the bare minimum.

How long did they employ known hockey terrorist Mike Milbury for intermission analysis?

NBC did a better job than ESPN. The only reason people didn't like NBC was Pierre.

"NBC never went out of their way to promote the NHL"

and ESPN doesn't either

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Milbury was a prick and moron that exemplified how little they cared about hockey, like anyone wants to hear from some fossil best known for beating a fan with a shoe and then destroying the Islanders as a GM.

I'm not defending ESPN, but NBC f***ing sucked.

They changed the schedule the Stanley Cup Finals so Conan could premier on the f***ing Tonight Show. They did not care about hockey.

 

[John Price]

Scrap of the Day

Milbury was a prick and moron that exemplified how little they cared about hockey, like anyone wants to hear from some fossil best known for beating a fan with a shoe and then destroying the Islanders as a GM.

I'm not defending ESPN, but NBC f***ing sucked.

They changed the schedule the Stanley Cup Finals so Conan could premier on the f***ing Tonight Show. They did not care about hockey.

NBC was memorable mostly for Doc

the new ESPN commentators suck and those are the ones they don't hide on ESPN+

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

I'll forgo listening to Doc Emerick if it means we don't have to also endure the notorious Pittsburgh and Chicago homer Eddie Olczyk and the obnoxious clown Pierre Maguire.

 

[John Price]

Edzo was fine but Pierre sucked

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Edzo was so biased for his former teams

 

[John Price]

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Eagles fans deluding themselves into thinking people want to see them win.

Nah, f*** it, I'd rather see the threepeat than for douchebag Philly fans to be happy.

 

[John Price]

Eagles fans deluding themselves into thinking people want to see them win.

Nah, f*** it, I'd rather see the threepeat than for douchebag Philly fans to be happy.

Philly's entire motto is "Noone likes us we don't care"

and nobody does like them.

People are so agitated about the refs yeah, but I'd rather see the refs help the Chiefs win another SB. I don't like it but nobody wants to see philly win again

 

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“I want this toy” despite a floor full of other toys

 

[SladeWilson23]

I wanna see the Eagles win just to see Giants fans lose their minds. Saquan winning the SB MVP would be glorious!

 

[Sega Dreamcast]

Philly's entire motto is "Noone likes us we don't care"

and nobody does like them.

People are so agitated about the refs yeah, but I'd rather see the refs help the Chiefs win another SB. I don't like it but nobody wants to see philly win again

They've won a championship in the last decade and went to the Super Bowl two years ago, they can lose every game until the end of time and I won't feel a single iota of sympathy for them.

I don't like the Chiefs team, but at least their fans aren't radioactively toxic assholes.