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Fan fight in front of bench delays VCU-Saint Louis
A fight between fans in the stands near the benches caused an Atlantic 10 Conference game between Saint Louis and Virginia Commonwealth to be delayed about seven minutes with 1:10 remaining in regulation, before the Billikens eventually won 78-69.
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**PAW PATROL: "A Fowl Crime"**
*Episode Treatment*
---
### **Cold Open: The Crime Scene**
It’s a quiet morning in Adventure Bay until a **horrifying discovery** shakes the town to its core—**Mayor Goodway is found dead** in the town square, her lifeless body clutching a single feather. The citizens are in shock, and Adventure Bay’s delicate social fabric begins to unravel.
Ryder, always the calm leader, immediately takes charge. But something is wrong—**the evidence points directly at him.** A series of **damning clues** (his voice on a distorted recording, paw prints in the wrong place, a suspiciously large Venmo transaction to a Swiss bank account) paint him as the prime suspect.
Chase, Adventure Bay’s self-proclaimed top cop, steps up—**or at least tries to.** But under pressure, it becomes painfully clear that Chase, despite his badge, has absolutely no idea how to conduct a real investigation.
---
### **Act 1: Chase’s Breakdown**
As Chase fumbles the case, he spirals into self-doubt.
- He realizes he’s never actually solved a crime—his "police work" mostly consists of **shouting orders through a megaphone** and **sliding down a slide dramatically**.
- To cope, he starts **abusing puppy treats**—binging Milk-Bones in a dark corner of HQ while muttering, *"Chase is on the case… Chase is on the case…"*
- His so-called forensic work is **just licking the evidence** and declaring it "suspicious."
Meanwhile, **Mayor Humdinger** quickly becomes the town’s number-one suspect. He has a **long history of crimes**, and **a mysterious note** found at the scene suggests he had a vendetta against Mayor Goodway. The town **wants blood**—and Humdinger, sensing the pressure, goes into hiding.
But something isn’t adding up…
---
### **Act 2: The Investigation Unravels**
Rubble, using his bulldozer **to literally bulldoze evidence**, uncovers a **shocking piece of CCTV footage**:
- The **murderer is small, feathery, and oddly dignified**.
- Chase, barely coherent from treat withdrawal, insists it’s a "trick of the light."
- Skye, the only competent pup, demands they **enhance the footage**.
As the pixels sharpen, **the truth becomes clear**—the killer is none other than… **Chicaletta.**
---
### **Act 3: The Twist**
The team pieces together Chicaletta’s **dark secret**:
- Mayor Goodway **never let Chicaletta fly free**; she kept her as a mere **accessory**, treating her like a prop in a mayoral vanity project.
- The **Swiss bank account**? It was **Chicaletta’s**—Goodway had been embezzling **Adventure Bay’s funds** into a secret offshore account under her pet’s name.
- The **final straw** came when Goodway planned to **rebrand Adventure Bay with a "No Chickens on Council" policy.**
Chicaletta had finally **had enough**.
---
### **Climax: The Chase (Pun Intended)**
In a dramatic final sequence, **the PAW Patrol confronts Chicaletta**, who flees into the woods.
- Chase, **overdosed and shaking**, attempts to call for backup but accidentally just starts barking at the sky.
- Zuma, never useful in any episode, just kinda watches.
- Rocky refuses to help because **"recycling can’t fix murder."**
- Ryder, now exonerated, leads the charge.
In the end, **Skye finally catches Chicaletta**, who **admits everything in a series of dramatic clucks**.
She’s taken into custody—though, due to Adventure Bay’s **absurdly broken justice system**, she’s simply placed in a **slightly smaller cage with extra birdseed.**
---
### **Epilogue: The Aftermath**
Adventure Bay is shaken but **returns to normal frighteningly quickly.**
- **A new mayor is elected** (a literal potted plant, since the town refuses to vet candidates).
- Chase, **permanently traumatized**, retires from police work and opens a **holistic treat dispensary**.
- Mayor Humdinger, still villainous, **insists he was framed** and writes a conspiracy book titled *"They Clucked Me Over."*
- **Chicaletta escapes** from her cage **in a post-credits scene**, hinting at a **sequel.**
---
### **Final Line:**
As the sun sets over Adventure Bay, Ryder turns to the pups and sighs:
*"No job is too big, no pup is too small… but this town is completely insane."*
**FADE TO BLACK.**
*Episode Treatment*
---
### **Cold Open: The Crime Scene**
It’s a quiet morning in Adventure Bay until a **horrifying discovery** shakes the town to its core—**Mayor Goodway is found dead** in the town square, her lifeless body clutching a single feather. The citizens are in shock, and Adventure Bay’s delicate social fabric begins to unravel.
Ryder, always the calm leader, immediately takes charge. But something is wrong—**the evidence points directly at him.** A series of **damning clues** (his voice on a distorted recording, paw prints in the wrong place, a suspiciously large Venmo transaction to a Swiss bank account) paint him as the prime suspect.
Chase, Adventure Bay’s self-proclaimed top cop, steps up—**or at least tries to.** But under pressure, it becomes painfully clear that Chase, despite his badge, has absolutely no idea how to conduct a real investigation.
---
### **Act 1: Chase’s Breakdown**
As Chase fumbles the case, he spirals into self-doubt.
- He realizes he’s never actually solved a crime—his "police work" mostly consists of **shouting orders through a megaphone** and **sliding down a slide dramatically**.
- To cope, he starts **abusing puppy treats**—binging Milk-Bones in a dark corner of HQ while muttering, *"Chase is on the case… Chase is on the case…"*
- His so-called forensic work is **just licking the evidence** and declaring it "suspicious."
Meanwhile, **Mayor Humdinger** quickly becomes the town’s number-one suspect. He has a **long history of crimes**, and **a mysterious note** found at the scene suggests he had a vendetta against Mayor Goodway. The town **wants blood**—and Humdinger, sensing the pressure, goes into hiding.
But something isn’t adding up…
---
### **Act 2: The Investigation Unravels**
Rubble, using his bulldozer **to literally bulldoze evidence**, uncovers a **shocking piece of CCTV footage**:
- The **murderer is small, feathery, and oddly dignified**.
- Chase, barely coherent from treat withdrawal, insists it’s a "trick of the light."
- Skye, the only competent pup, demands they **enhance the footage**.
As the pixels sharpen, **the truth becomes clear**—the killer is none other than… **Chicaletta.**
---
### **Act 3: The Twist**
The team pieces together Chicaletta’s **dark secret**:
- Mayor Goodway **never let Chicaletta fly free**; she kept her as a mere **accessory**, treating her like a prop in a mayoral vanity project.
- The **Swiss bank account**? It was **Chicaletta’s**—Goodway had been embezzling **Adventure Bay’s funds** into a secret offshore account under her pet’s name.
- The **final straw** came when Goodway planned to **rebrand Adventure Bay with a "No Chickens on Council" policy.**
Chicaletta had finally **had enough**.
---
### **Climax: The Chase (Pun Intended)**
In a dramatic final sequence, **the PAW Patrol confronts Chicaletta**, who flees into the woods.
- Chase, **overdosed and shaking**, attempts to call for backup but accidentally just starts barking at the sky.
- Zuma, never useful in any episode, just kinda watches.
- Rocky refuses to help because **"recycling can’t fix murder."**
- Ryder, now exonerated, leads the charge.
In the end, **Skye finally catches Chicaletta**, who **admits everything in a series of dramatic clucks**.
She’s taken into custody—though, due to Adventure Bay’s **absurdly broken justice system**, she’s simply placed in a **slightly smaller cage with extra birdseed.**
---
### **Epilogue: The Aftermath**
Adventure Bay is shaken but **returns to normal frighteningly quickly.**
- **A new mayor is elected** (a literal potted plant, since the town refuses to vet candidates).
- Chase, **permanently traumatized**, retires from police work and opens a **holistic treat dispensary**.
- Mayor Humdinger, still villainous, **insists he was framed** and writes a conspiracy book titled *"They Clucked Me Over."*
- **Chicaletta escapes** from her cage **in a post-credits scene**, hinting at a **sequel.**
---
### **Final Line:**
As the sun sets over Adventure Bay, Ryder turns to the pups and sighs:
*"No job is too big, no pup is too small… but this town is completely insane."*
**FADE TO BLACK.**
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Steinbrenner: 'Difficult for most of us owners' to spend like Dodgers
New York Yankees owner Hal Steinbrenner acknowledged that a large portion of MLB owners are having a hard time keeping up with the spending of the Los Angeles Dodgers. "It's difficult for most of us owners to be able to do the kind of things that they're doing," Steinbrenner told YES Network's...
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Steinbrenner: 'Difficult for most of us owners' to spend like Dodgers
New York Yankees owner Hal Steinbrenner acknowledged that a large portion of MLB owners are having a hard time keeping up with the spending of the Los Angeles Dodgers. "It's difficult for most of us owners to be able to do the kind of things that they're doing," Steinbrenner told YES Network's...
Salary cap or stfu
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After offering Juan Soto $760 million, you're going to whine that money is ruining baseball.
The Yankees can outspend teams for 30 f***ing years, just to get butthurt when someone spends more than them.
The Yankees can outspend teams for 30 f***ing years, just to get butthurt when someone spends more than them.
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John Price
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John Price
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- Sep 19, 2008
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- 32,134
And for your information I will not be getting tickets in "418" for that concert.
John Price
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Just for you picky people who always complain I sit up high, I'm going to personally check the prices for the lower bowl and the pit and point out how expensive they are.
Anyway happy new year!
Anyway happy new year!
PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
Just re-started my PC so updates could be completed........took a whopping 2 minutes & I was grateful for the notification. 
John Price
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PanthersPens62
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John Price
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Did you see BAB is releasing a snake for the Lunar New YearHappy Lunar New Year to you & that BaB snake Luna !
Ok......time in DC !
John Price
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"Why don't you sit up closer to the band"
Because it costs 700 f***ing dollars in front of the pit, 400 dollars for the non-center seats, and 255 dollars in the lower bowl
Because it costs 700 f***ing dollars in front of the pit, 400 dollars for the non-center seats, and 255 dollars in the lower bowl
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PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
Translation: I'm going to be in my perch in section 418 after all"Why don't you sit up closer to the band"
Because it costs 700 f***ing dollars in front of the pit, 400 dollars for the non-center seats, and 255 dollars in the lower bowl
John Price
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You would be correct those tickets cost 137 dollars. And then if you move a few seats down they spike up to 180!Translation: I'm going to be in my perch in section 418 after all
And the place I sat last time in the middle of the 300's for Elton John were 255 dollars.
f*** THAT
By the way those Elton John tickets cost 60 dollars
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Tickets
Nationals Presale: $99.50 x 1
$99.50
Fees
Service Fee
$34.45
Order Processing Fee
$5.00
Total
$138.95
"EJ"
Elton John Farewell Yellow Brick Road The Final Tour
Saturday 09/24/22 at 8:00PM EDT
P4 Bowl
Section Row Seat Price Type
305 J 1 $55.00 Spotify Presale
Subtotal: $55.00
Ticket Processing: $14.90
Order Processing: $4.70
Delivery Fees: $0.00
Total: $74.60
Nationals Presale: $99.50 x 1
$99.50
Fees
Service Fee
$34.45
Order Processing Fee
$5.00
Total
$138.95
"EJ"
Elton John Farewell Yellow Brick Road The Final Tour
Saturday 09/24/22 at 8:00PM EDT
P4 Bowl
Section Row Seat Price Type
305 J 1 $55.00 Spotify Presale
Subtotal: $55.00
Ticket Processing: $14.90
Order Processing: $4.70
Delivery Fees: $0.00
Total: $74.60
PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
How soon will we see this creature on Ze Plushie bed?
This event in DC is off to its expected rousy start.
John Price
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- Sep 19, 2008
- 388,966
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PanthersPens62
Paul & Stanley
Ok I tried........ I swear I really did but I just can't with this idiot. 
John Price
pro gambler/drinker
- Sep 19, 2008
- 388,966
- 32,134
Eagles fan dies after fall from pole in celebration
Temple University freshman Tyler Sabapathy, who was 18, has died from injuries he suffered Sunday after falling from a light pole while celebrating with fans after the Eagles won the NFC Championship Game.
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